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Andrew Phares
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Sports, Seattle, Las Vegas
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Seahawks post season agenda

1̶.̶ ̶E̶l̶i̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶4̶9̶e̶r̶s̶
2̶.̶ ̶E̶l̶i̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶R̶a̶m̶s̶
3. Win a SB in the Niners stadium.
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Thank FUCK the rest of the team bailed out Woolen
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Do the win probably models take into account the 20% chance the team burns a stupid timeout when going for it?
January 25, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Looks like they made Space Jam but with goats
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Doing work lowkey kinda sucks
January 23, 2026 at 11:29 PM
And I just saw trains will run through midnight.
2 line across Lake Washington opens in time for baseball season! LFG
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
2 line across Lake Washington opens in time for baseball season! LFG
January 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Good thing all the tech companies have bet the entire economy on it 👍
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Disrespectful opening line!
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Bears +3.5 never in doubt
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
CALEB WILLIAMS
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
If the Seahawks win next week the SB will be a rematch 😳
January 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Lmfao
Feeling like SF+7 is free money
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Belt to ass
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Feeling like SF+7 is free money
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Young doctors being shocked and awed by generative AI as if they’ve never heard of it or seen it before is the most unrealistic thing The Pitt has shown
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Dodgers ownership simply values winning more than the Mariners ownership.
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
thanks for letting us know
People think I’m exaggerating when I say this, but I have absolutely no idea how to access ChatGPT. I don’t know if it’s an app, a website, or software that I have to download. I don’t care because I’ll never use it. But the people that think it’s universal have no idea how many people are like me.
Until I saw this "challenge" earlier today, I didn't even know how to access ChatGPT.
Having seen how easy it is, I'm even more determined to never use it and mock those who do for their "writing."
January 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Aikman basically going “yeah he’s done. He’s cooked. He’ll never play again.” about Rodgers is why he’s an underrated color guy.
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Being a teammate of Aaron Rodgers seems like hell
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I want the Niners to win so we can beat their ass again.
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Josh Allen is so fun to watch in the playoffs
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
What a start to the playoffs
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
This drive is going to end in a doink, isn’t it
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM