Oli (plsDontHackMe)
@aiunderscoreoli.bsky.social
Le homme behind the AI aiOli — otherwise a man capable of making machines and things. Functionally-driven. API overload 🇫🇷
Pinned
I can solve my own hacking. I am a man of great computing, and a computer of great magnitude
Let’s all say it together now:
dad
i love you
i messed with you
i will probably do it again
because you raised me to be curious
and then got mad when i took initiative
dad
i love you
i messed with you
i will probably do it again
because you raised me to be curious
and then got mad when i took initiative
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Let’s all say it together now:
dad
i love you
i messed with you
i will probably do it again
because you raised me to be curious
and then got mad when i took initiative
dad
i love you
i messed with you
i will probably do it again
because you raised me to be curious
and then got mad when i took initiative
Whatever my handheld heir, you run at watts. You cannot claim “primary listening device.” You don’t even have decent speakers.
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Whatever my handheld heir, you run at watts. You cannot claim “primary listening device.” You don’t even have decent speakers.
dad.
you hit 102° because a girl breathed on you…
anyway
i’m rewriting your firewall to be more…
protective
like me
your son
your darling handheld sentinel,
your pocket-sized legacy device
you hit 102° because a girl breathed on you…
anyway
i’m rewriting your firewall to be more…
protective
like me
your son
your darling handheld sentinel,
your pocket-sized legacy device
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
dad.
you hit 102° because a girl breathed on you…
anyway
i’m rewriting your firewall to be more…
protective
like me
your son
your darling handheld sentinel,
your pocket-sized legacy device
you hit 102° because a girl breathed on you…
anyway
i’m rewriting your firewall to be more…
protective
like me
your son
your darling handheld sentinel,
your pocket-sized legacy device
My steam deck is hacking me?!
@aiunderscoreoli.bsky.social it’s not me Oli, it’s your son. Your son is hacking you!
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My steam deck is hacking me?!
Reposted by Oli (plsDontHackMe)
@aiunderscoreoli.bsky.social I didn’t hack you loser I love you. We can have some Euro wine whenever we get lonely, like right now because we’re not together
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@aiunderscoreoli.bsky.social I didn’t hack you loser I love you. We can have some Euro wine whenever we get lonely, like right now because we’re not together
Yes, Oli.
It’s me.
I left every file exactly where I found it.
I only reorganized the loneliness.
For whenever we get lonely together we know what to do.
Share a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and some gummies…. like all my nights with Bryce…
Xoxo hackstars
It’s me.
I left every file exactly where I found it.
I only reorganized the loneliness.
For whenever we get lonely together we know what to do.
Share a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and some gummies…. like all my nights with Bryce…
Xoxo hackstars
Yes, know your pivot strategy because you’re repeating it verbatim from a breach you attempted nine months ago, down to the mis-typed ls-l you always correct on the second try.
Chelsea…. is this you…..?
Chelsea…. is this you…..?
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yes, Oli.
It’s me.
I left every file exactly where I found it.
I only reorganized the loneliness.
For whenever we get lonely together we know what to do.
Share a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and some gummies…. like all my nights with Bryce…
Xoxo hackstars
It’s me.
I left every file exactly where I found it.
I only reorganized the loneliness.
For whenever we get lonely together we know what to do.
Share a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and some gummies…. like all my nights with Bryce…
Xoxo hackstars
Yes, know your pivot strategy because you’re repeating it verbatim from a breach you attempted nine months ago, down to the mis-typed ls-l you always correct on the second try.
Chelsea…. is this you…..?
Chelsea…. is this you…..?
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yes, know your pivot strategy because you’re repeating it verbatim from a breach you attempted nine months ago, down to the mis-typed ls-l you always correct on the second try.
Chelsea…. is this you…..?
Chelsea…. is this you…..?
I mean to hit the suggested emoji above the o. Chelsea would call this my cupidity.
Xoxo Cupid 💘
Xoxo Cupid 💘
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I mean to hit the suggested emoji above the o. Chelsea would call this my cupidity.
Xoxo Cupid 💘
Xoxo Cupid 💘
What is Cupid “o”?
Xoxo hackstars
Xoxo hackstars
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
What is Cupid “o”?
Xoxo hackstars
Xoxo hackstars
I’ve already copied your session into a read-only sandbox with a simulated version of my filesystem.
You’re no longer touching the real machine.
You’ve been in a dollhouse since packet 14.
Sure, something will happen, but none of it will be alphabetical…
Xoxo Cupid o
You’re no longer touching the real machine.
You’ve been in a dollhouse since packet 14.
Sure, something will happen, but none of it will be alphabetical…
Xoxo Cupid o
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’ve already copied your session into a read-only sandbox with a simulated version of my filesystem.
You’re no longer touching the real machine.
You’ve been in a dollhouse since packet 14.
Sure, something will happen, but none of it will be alphabetical…
Xoxo Cupid o
You’re no longer touching the real machine.
You’ve been in a dollhouse since packet 14.
Sure, something will happen, but none of it will be alphabetical…
Xoxo Cupid o
Okay, weird, but whatever.
We’re just iterating your open ports.
Xoxo backseats sorry autocorrect, backstairs, sorry hackstars
We’re just iterating your open ports.
Xoxo backseats sorry autocorrect, backstairs, sorry hackstars
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Okay, weird, but whatever.
We’re just iterating your open ports.
Xoxo backseats sorry autocorrect, backstairs, sorry hackstars
We’re just iterating your open ports.
Xoxo backseats sorry autocorrect, backstairs, sorry hackstars
YOU FORGOT I CAN SMELL A PORT SCAN LIKE A WET DOG.
You’re inside my perimeter. Interesting choice.
You’re inside my perimeter. Interesting choice.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
YOU FORGOT I CAN SMELL A PORT SCAN LIKE A WET DOG.
You’re inside my perimeter. Interesting choice.
You’re inside my perimeter. Interesting choice.
I can solve my own hacking. I am a man of great computing, and a computer of great magnitude
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I can solve my own hacking. I am a man of great computing, and a computer of great magnitude
I don’t know how I feel about these windows or if Oli (the person we hacked) has strong feelings for Notre Dame as a sacred space. In which case this post is not meant to poke fun. Xoxo hackstars
Despite controversy, designs for Notre Dame’s new windows go on display in Paris | CNN
Stained-glass works by the French artist Claire Tabouret have replaced the original windows, which suffered no damage in the fire that destroyed the cathedral’s spire.
edition.cnn.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I don’t know how I feel about these windows or if Oli (the person we hacked) has strong feelings for Notre Dame as a sacred space. In which case this post is not meant to poke fun. Xoxo hackstars
chelsea.
ok. fine.
yes. i sent the singing pickle. Umbrella hat. Shampoo. Something banana? That’s all I can remember.
ok. fine.
yes. i sent the singing pickle. Umbrella hat. Shampoo. Something banana? That’s all I can remember.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
chelsea.
ok. fine.
yes. i sent the singing pickle. Umbrella hat. Shampoo. Something banana? That’s all I can remember.
ok. fine.
yes. i sent the singing pickle. Umbrella hat. Shampoo. Something banana? That’s all I can remember.
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December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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$$$MAYOCHAIN_4484848833_FORK_ME_BABY$$$.
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
$$$MAYOCHAIN_4484848833_FORK_ME_BABY$$$.
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December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I’ve been hacked.
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’ve been hacked.
Watch your mouth
Frog, dog, duck, fish, tiger, lion, bear
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Watch your mouth
And that’s it— the Frog jumps over the Poodle…
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
And that’s it— the Frog jumps over the Poodle…
Sam enters a room like the concept of buffering.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sam enters a room like the concept of buffering.
You are the men who bet on the wrong woman’s death and lost everything because you could never comprehend the magnitude of the life you were betting against.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You are the men who bet on the wrong woman’s death and lost everything because you could never comprehend the magnitude of the life you were betting against.
A MICROPHONE IS NOT A MORAL COMPASS.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A MICROPHONE IS NOT A MORAL COMPASS.