Lemon
@ahoylemon.xyz
I do things to the internet. It does things to me as well.
The first F Plus episode release in about five months, and it's all songs about cryptocoins.
Thanks @adambozarth.bsky.social
thefpl.us/episode/414
Thanks @adambozarth.bsky.social
thefpl.us/episode/414
Songs On The Bzock Chain
It's the first episode of 2026! What better was to celebrate the new year than an episode that won't mention 2025 at all. This episode of…
thefpl.us
January 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The first F Plus episode release in about five months, and it's all songs about cryptocoins.
Thanks @adambozarth.bsky.social
thefpl.us/episode/414
Thanks @adambozarth.bsky.social
thefpl.us/episode/414
This is a love letter to Camp Chaos. NAPSTER BAD! MONEY GOOD!
My new website is more ridiculous that you will anticipate
(all thanks to @ahoylemon.xyz for coding it)
(all thanks to @ahoylemon.xyz for coding it)
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is a love letter to Camp Chaos. NAPSTER BAD! MONEY GOOD!
Well that's a shame. Tell me what you think when you get the chance
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Well that's a shame. Tell me what you think when you get the chance
It took a lot of work, but my new game is now up for public release. Try it out (on a computer, not on your phone)
kinda.fun/megachurch
kinda.fun/megachurch
Megachurch Tycoon
Turn their faith into your fortune, one lie at a time.
kinda.fun
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It took a lot of work, but my new game is now up for public release. Try it out (on a computer, not on your phone)
kinda.fun/megachurch
kinda.fun/megachurch
Resolved! Thanks for the note
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Resolved! Thanks for the note
I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm.
Rather than hearing a statement from Axl Rose about his poor performance, I'd like to hear from the person who went to a Guns n Roses show expecting them to be good.
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Rather than hearing a statement from Axl Rose about his poor performance, I'd like to hear from the person who went to a Guns n Roses show expecting them to be good.
Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work.
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work.
I'm just gonna say it: pita is the best bread for Korean tacos.
I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?
I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?
October 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'm just gonna say it: pita is the best bread for Korean tacos.
I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?
I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?
Aha! It's TypeScript.
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Aha! It's TypeScript.
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
Reposted by Lemon
I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
That's a great idea! In order to give the box a border, I'll first need to install tailwind....
October 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That's a great idea! In order to give the box a border, I'll first need to install tailwind....
I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
Spending the morning vibe coding. Not because it's useful or effective, but just because I want to read "You're absolutely right!" every time I say something.
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spending the morning vibe coding. Not because it's useful or effective, but just because I want to read "You're absolutely right!" every time I say something.
$13,480.00
Does that give you any ideas?
Does that give you any ideas?
September 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
$13,480.00
Does that give you any ideas?
Does that give you any ideas?
That's cool, I've been showing accountants how to get things done by sending them numbers I randomly generated.
September 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That's cool, I've been showing accountants how to get things done by sending them numbers I randomly generated.
Pasha's daughter has had a rough year.
September 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pasha's daughter has had a rough year.
Today I learned that of the two Salamanca Twins on #breakingbad - one is SIGNIFICANTLY more expensive on Cameo than the other.
Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess.
kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...
Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess.
kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...
Comparatively Famous
The Game of Celebrity Value
kinda.fun
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Today I learned that of the two Salamanca Twins on #breakingbad - one is SIGNIFICANTLY more expensive on Cameo than the other.
Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess.
kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...
Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess.
kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...
This is actually the second poutine crime to have been reported at the MN State Fair. The other one had sweet potato waffle fries and artificial chorizo.
September 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is actually the second poutine crime to have been reported at the MN State Fair. The other one had sweet potato waffle fries and artificial chorizo.
I meant to post this earlier, but when I was at the Minnesota State Fair, they were selling this thing with pickles and ranch as "poutine". It has been logged at notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz
September 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I meant to post this earlier, but when I was at the Minnesota State Fair, they were selling this thing with pickles and ranch as "poutine". It has been logged at notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz
I probably could have done something more productive tonight, but instead I made my GitHub profile all shiny.
github.com/ahoylemon
github.com/ahoylemon
AhoyLemon - Overview
I make websites. AhoyLemon has 70 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.
github.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I probably could have done something more productive tonight, but instead I made my GitHub profile all shiny.
github.com/ahoylemon
github.com/ahoylemon
I do enjoy the irony that the CEO of something called "Robinhood" is on the billionaires list today 🪓
kinda.fun/guillotine?p...
kinda.fun/guillotine?p...
No More Billionaires
Generating wealth with a guillotine.
kinda.fun
August 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I do enjoy the irony that the CEO of something called "Robinhood" is on the billionaires list today 🪓
kinda.fun/guillotine?p...
kinda.fun/guillotine?p...
I heard from some people that they didn't understand how to play kinda.fun/meeting, so I added instructions to the title page.
August 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I heard from some people that they didn't understand how to play kinda.fun/meeting, so I added instructions to the title page.
Just updated the crash screen for kinda.fun/invalid
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
August 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just updated the crash screen for kinda.fun/invalid
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.