Lemon
@ahoylemon.xyz
I do things to the internet. It does things to me as well.
I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm.
Rather than hearing a statement from Axl Rose about his poor performance, I'd like to hear from the person who went to a Guns n Roses show expecting them to be good.
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Rather than hearing a statement from Axl Rose about his poor performance, I'd like to hear from the person who went to a Guns n Roses show expecting them to be good.
Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work.
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work.
I'm just gonna say it: pita is the best bread for Korean tacos.
I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?
I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?
October 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'm just gonna say it: pita is the best bread for Korean tacos.
I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?
I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?
Aha! It's TypeScript.
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Aha! It's TypeScript.
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
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I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
Spending the morning vibe coding. Not because it's useful or effective, but just because I want to read "You're absolutely right!" every time I say something.
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spending the morning vibe coding. Not because it's useful or effective, but just because I want to read "You're absolutely right!" every time I say something.
That's cool, I've been showing accountants how to get things done by sending them numbers I randomly generated.
September 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That's cool, I've been showing accountants how to get things done by sending them numbers I randomly generated.
Today I learned that of the two Salamanca Twins on #breakingbad - one is SIGNIFICANTLY more expensive on Cameo than the other.
Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess.
kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...
Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess.
kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...
Comparatively Famous
The Game of Celebrity Value
kinda.fun
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Today I learned that of the two Salamanca Twins on #breakingbad - one is SIGNIFICANTLY more expensive on Cameo than the other.
Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess.
kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...
Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess.
kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...
I meant to post this earlier, but when I was at the Minnesota State Fair, they were selling this thing with pickles and ranch as "poutine". It has been logged at notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz
September 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I meant to post this earlier, but when I was at the Minnesota State Fair, they were selling this thing with pickles and ranch as "poutine". It has been logged at notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz
I probably could have done something more productive tonight, but instead I made my GitHub profile all shiny.
github.com/ahoylemon
github.com/ahoylemon
AhoyLemon - Overview
I make websites. AhoyLemon has 70 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.
github.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I probably could have done something more productive tonight, but instead I made my GitHub profile all shiny.
github.com/ahoylemon
github.com/ahoylemon
I do enjoy the irony that the CEO of something called "Robinhood" is on the billionaires list today 🪓
kinda.fun/guillotine?p...
kinda.fun/guillotine?p...
No More Billionaires
Generating wealth with a guillotine.
kinda.fun
August 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I do enjoy the irony that the CEO of something called "Robinhood" is on the billionaires list today 🪓
kinda.fun/guillotine?p...
kinda.fun/guillotine?p...
I heard from some people that they didn't understand how to play kinda.fun/meeting, so I added instructions to the title page.
August 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I heard from some people that they didn't understand how to play kinda.fun/meeting, so I added instructions to the title page.
Just updated the crash screen for kinda.fun/invalid
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
August 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just updated the crash screen for kinda.fun/invalid
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
Malört's marketing department has gone full-on sicko mode.
August 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Malört's marketing department has gone full-on sicko mode.
Tonight I had an idea that I wanted to make a playlist of 50 cover songs by 50 different bands. Then I came up with a really complicated ruleset of what each song had to do, and it got really complicated.
But anyway, the playlist is good.
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
But anyway, the playlist is good.
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Fifty Covers
YouTube video by Lemon Lemon
music.youtube.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Tonight I had an idea that I wanted to make a playlist of 50 cover songs by 50 different bands. Then I came up with a really complicated ruleset of what each song had to do, and it got really complicated.
But anyway, the playlist is good.
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
But anyway, the playlist is good.
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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There was a mix-up. I got fifty bars of cold-pressed latinum and ten litres of gold-pressed olive oil. This is why I don't use Alexa to order commodities any more.
August 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There was a mix-up. I got fifty bars of cold-pressed latinum and ten litres of gold-pressed olive oil. This is why I don't use Alexa to order commodities any more.
Most recent stats from kinda.fun/cameo
August 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Most recent stats from kinda.fun/cameo
Looking to execute some more billionaires? That's great, I love that for you.
NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.
NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Looking to execute some more billionaires? That's great, I love that for you.
NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.
NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
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I digitally hand-letter your address and give you a vector file to make labels/stamps/stationery. Each address is OOAK, made by hand and not a font— $50
I copy letter-styles from '50s-60s magazine headlines, ads, defunct products, book jackets
Add a name +$10
💥email nobodyssweetheart@gmail.com
I copy letter-styles from '50s-60s magazine headlines, ads, defunct products, book jackets
Add a name +$10
💥email nobodyssweetheart@gmail.com
July 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I digitally hand-letter your address and give you a vector file to make labels/stamps/stationery. Each address is OOAK, made by hand and not a font— $50
I copy letter-styles from '50s-60s magazine headlines, ads, defunct products, book jackets
Add a name +$10
💥email nobodyssweetheart@gmail.com
I copy letter-styles from '50s-60s magazine headlines, ads, defunct products, book jackets
Add a name +$10
💥email nobodyssweetheart@gmail.com
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How do you build progressive web apps in 2025?
@ahoylemon.xyz talks on .NET Rocks at www.dotnetrocks.com/details/1959 about his experiences building all sorts of PWAs for customers and entertainment!
@ahoylemon.xyz talks on .NET Rocks at www.dotnetrocks.com/details/1959 about his experiences building all sorts of PWAs for customers and entertainment!
.NET Rocks!
.NET Rocks! is a weekly talk show for anyone interested in programming on the Microsoft .NET platform. The shows range from introductory information to hardcore geekiness.
www.dotnetrocks.com
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
How do you build progressive web apps in 2025?
@ahoylemon.xyz talks on .NET Rocks at www.dotnetrocks.com/details/1959 about his experiences building all sorts of PWAs for customers and entertainment!
@ahoylemon.xyz talks on .NET Rocks at www.dotnetrocks.com/details/1959 about his experiences building all sorts of PWAs for customers and entertainment!
Just added a couple celebrities to kinda.fun/cameo including Lance Bass, George Santos, and the guy who did those Jerky Boys CDS back in the 90s.
Comparatively Famous
The Game of Celebrity Value
kinda.fun
July 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just added a couple celebrities to kinda.fun/cameo including Lance Bass, George Santos, and the guy who did those Jerky Boys CDS back in the 90s.
Reposted by Lemon
