Lemon
@ahoylemon.xyz
I do things to the internet. It does things to me as well.
I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm.
Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work.
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work.
Aha! It's TypeScript.
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Aha! It's TypeScript.
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
That's cool, I've been showing accountants how to get things done by sending them numbers I randomly generated.
September 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That's cool, I've been showing accountants how to get things done by sending them numbers I randomly generated.
Pasha's daughter has had a rough year.
September 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pasha's daughter has had a rough year.
This is actually the second poutine crime to have been reported at the MN State Fair. The other one had sweet potato waffle fries and artificial chorizo.
September 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is actually the second poutine crime to have been reported at the MN State Fair. The other one had sweet potato waffle fries and artificial chorizo.
I meant to post this earlier, but when I was at the Minnesota State Fair, they were selling this thing with pickles and ranch as "poutine". It has been logged at notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz
September 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I meant to post this earlier, but when I was at the Minnesota State Fair, they were selling this thing with pickles and ranch as "poutine". It has been logged at notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz
I heard from some people that they didn't understand how to play kinda.fun/meeting, so I added instructions to the title page.
August 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I heard from some people that they didn't understand how to play kinda.fun/meeting, so I added instructions to the title page.
Just updated the crash screen for kinda.fun/invalid
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
August 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just updated the crash screen for kinda.fun/invalid
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
Malört's marketing department has gone full-on sicko mode.
August 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Malört's marketing department has gone full-on sicko mode.
You sure you don't have any latinum?
August 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You sure you don't have any latinum?
Most recent stats from kinda.fun/cameo
August 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Most recent stats from kinda.fun/cameo
Looking to execute some more billionaires? That's great, I love that for you.
NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.
NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Looking to execute some more billionaires? That's great, I love that for you.
NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.
NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.
I was just looking at the stats for kinda.fun/guillotine and I see you have almost liberated one quadrillion dollars. Kudos!
July 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I was just looking at the stats for kinda.fun/guillotine and I see you have almost liberated one quadrillion dollars. Kudos!
And just in case you're not feeling depressed enough from the process of microwaving your lunch, we got our very worst copywriter to really twist the knife in
July 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
And just in case you're not feeling depressed enough from the process of microwaving your lunch, we got our very worst copywriter to really twist the knife in
Doing some testing on kinda.fun/cameo right now, and... man... poor Kevin...
July 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Doing some testing on kinda.fun/cameo right now, and... man... poor Kevin...
Oh also I saw this along the way
July 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Oh also I saw this along the way
Strava is malfunctioning again. What's the point of going outside if I don't get the cheevos for it!?
July 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Strava is malfunctioning again. What's the point of going outside if I don't get the cheevos for it!?
Using my current unemployment status to finally play thru Cyberpunk 2077. This girl is ready to do some crimes...
July 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Using my current unemployment status to finally play thru Cyberpunk 2077. This girl is ready to do some crimes...
Made rusty chicken and grilled peaches tonight. I don't mind telling ya - it was great.
July 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Made rusty chicken and grilled peaches tonight. I don't mind telling ya - it was great.
Okay, this joke thread failed to do anything on Mastodon, let's see what happens over here where I have 2 followers...
June 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Okay, this joke thread failed to do anything on Mastodon, let's see what happens over here where I have 2 followers...