Jess
@ahgeez.bsky.social
siri what happens if you microwave a jar of marshmallow fluff
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Jess
@ahgeez.bsky.social
· Sep 27
ahhhh, it’s good to feel “extremely online” again
It seems I have still not learned this lesson
New idea: maybe do NOT go out onto the snowy porch with bare feet, even if very excited about retrieving a package
I’m just spitballing here
I’m just spitballing here
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It seems I have still not learned this lesson
I am once again asking the game subreddit denizens to please remember that liking a game or game studio is not a whole identity
GOTY awards just happened and it's worse than shipping wars in there
GOTY awards just happened and it's worse than shipping wars in there
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I am once again asking the game subreddit denizens to please remember that liking a game or game studio is not a whole identity
GOTY awards just happened and it's worse than shipping wars in there
GOTY awards just happened and it's worse than shipping wars in there
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
Spouse just informed me that somewhere out there, there is probably someone with a Tesla logo tramp stamp
I cannot get this out of my head, it is the worst
I cannot get this out of my head, it is the worst
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Spouse just informed me that somewhere out there, there is probably someone with a Tesla logo tramp stamp
I cannot get this out of my head, it is the worst
I cannot get this out of my head, it is the worst
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
So, I knew Warhammer 40k was a thing before I played Rogue Trader, but now that I’ve had a real taste through that game, I’m falling down the lore rabbit hole. It’s…I don’t know how to feel about this
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
So, I knew Warhammer 40k was a thing before I played Rogue Trader, but now that I’ve had a real taste through that game, I’m falling down the lore rabbit hole. It’s…I don’t know how to feel about this
There are few pleasures in life more powerful than when a cat calmly strolls into a room, shoots three feet straight up in the air for no apparent reason, and then continues on its way like nothing happened
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There are few pleasures in life more powerful than when a cat calmly strolls into a room, shoots three feet straight up in the air for no apparent reason, and then continues on its way like nothing happened
Marking myself as “safe” from the rapture in case anyone was concerned
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Marking myself as “safe” from the rapture in case anyone was concerned
Me: I got my cast off! I’m getting around the house and up and down the stairs on my own! 🎉🎊✨
My PT today: you’re doing about 5 things wrong and it’s causing unnecessary swelling. Also you’re using your bad leg to haul yourself up the stairs for some reason when you could be using your good one
My PT today: you’re doing about 5 things wrong and it’s causing unnecessary swelling. Also you’re using your bad leg to haul yourself up the stairs for some reason when you could be using your good one
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me: I got my cast off! I’m getting around the house and up and down the stairs on my own! 🎉🎊✨
My PT today: you’re doing about 5 things wrong and it’s causing unnecessary swelling. Also you’re using your bad leg to haul yourself up the stairs for some reason when you could be using your good one
My PT today: you’re doing about 5 things wrong and it’s causing unnecessary swelling. Also you’re using your bad leg to haul yourself up the stairs for some reason when you could be using your good one
I see that I’m about to have to explain to my parents what a groyper is
September 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I see that I’m about to have to explain to my parents what a groyper is
I have never been able to muster an interest in gold. The color, the metal, the financial instrument, none of it.
August 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I have never been able to muster an interest in gold. The color, the metal, the financial instrument, none of it.
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to solve a problem, it’s good to first look at: who has been trying to solve this problem the longest? and what do they find does not work? Is the reason the problem has not been solved bc it’s complex/expensive to build? It is rarely because those involved are not ‘positive’ or smart enough
August 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
to solve a problem, it’s good to first look at: who has been trying to solve this problem the longest? and what do they find does not work? Is the reason the problem has not been solved bc it’s complex/expensive to build? It is rarely because those involved are not ‘positive’ or smart enough
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❌ You fidget
✅ You have an idle animation
✅ You have an idle animation
July 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
❌ You fidget
✅ You have an idle animation
✅ You have an idle animation
Last night I woke up around 3am because I’d been having a dream about googling how to make “instant pot tiramisu” and it was such a bad idea that my brain forcibly ejected me from the dream
July 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Last night I woke up around 3am because I’d been having a dream about googling how to make “instant pot tiramisu” and it was such a bad idea that my brain forcibly ejected me from the dream
If I ever buy a cosmetic product with the word “plumping” in its description, that is my signal that I’ve been abducted
July 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I ever buy a cosmetic product with the word “plumping” in its description, that is my signal that I’ve been abducted
First post I saw on the internet today was someone earnestly and vigorously insisting that meowing back at cats when they meow at you is abusive
July 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
First post I saw on the internet today was someone earnestly and vigorously insisting that meowing back at cats when they meow at you is abusive
Oh. I’d almost forgotten about Glenn Greenwald, and would like to return to that state as soon as possible
May 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Oh. I’d almost forgotten about Glenn Greenwald, and would like to return to that state as soon as possible
Thinking today of the SpaceX employee who posted that they were considering gutting their 401k to invest in more SpaceX
May 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Thinking today of the SpaceX employee who posted that they were considering gutting their 401k to invest in more SpaceX
things i want: to watch the murderbot show
things i do not want: an appletv subscription
things i do not want: an appletv subscription
May 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
things i want: to watch the murderbot show
things i do not want: an appletv subscription
things i do not want: an appletv subscription
Happy morel mushroom season to all who celebrate
May 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Happy morel mushroom season to all who celebrate
did anyone make the joke yet about how the orange guy also is said to have small hands or
May 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
did anyone make the joke yet about how the orange guy also is said to have small hands or
Sincere apologies to the garden spider whose web I just accidentally wrecked with my face. That said, I can’t help but feel that placing the web *across my front door* was an unnecessarily bold move.
May 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sincere apologies to the garden spider whose web I just accidentally wrecked with my face. That said, I can’t help but feel that placing the web *across my front door* was an unnecessarily bold move.
creeping bellflower (invasive): 0
me and my hedge clippers and the rage in my heart: 1
there'll be more fighting for sure, but it was pretty satisfying to go all Mommie Dearest on it to make sure most of it doesn't bloom and go to seed, at least
me and my hedge clippers and the rage in my heart: 1
there'll be more fighting for sure, but it was pretty satisfying to go all Mommie Dearest on it to make sure most of it doesn't bloom and go to seed, at least
May 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
creeping bellflower (invasive): 0
me and my hedge clippers and the rage in my heart: 1
there'll be more fighting for sure, but it was pretty satisfying to go all Mommie Dearest on it to make sure most of it doesn't bloom and go to seed, at least
me and my hedge clippers and the rage in my heart: 1
there'll be more fighting for sure, but it was pretty satisfying to go all Mommie Dearest on it to make sure most of it doesn't bloom and go to seed, at least
Almost everything is a disaster but I’m gardening today and this is happening so I’ll take what I can get
May 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Almost everything is a disaster but I’m gardening today and this is happening so I’ll take what I can get