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If you are on here to publicize yourself or sell your wares I'll be blocking you.

No racists, bigots or those who think Elon is someone to be admired. Allergic to stupid. No interest in accumulating loads of followers. Just funny/interesting ones.

MUFC.
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I've got a piece in the latest @rednews.bsky.social where I re-tell anecdotes (i.e. shamelessly namedrop) about some of the interviews I did pre 2006 for Red Issue. It's probably* worth giving Barney a subscription all on its own if you aren't already a reader.

(* It isn't... But subscribe anyway)
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Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway….

📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I know I'm too old for this and it's not aimed at me and I'm a bit late to the party etc, but... I'm really getting quite fond of Kneecap. There is something very cool about half the lyrics being in English and the rest in Irish, and I can't understand either!

youtu.be/e061Py8MTHg?...
KNEECAP - LIARS TALE (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by KNEECAP
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Absolutely brilliant piece by @barneyronay.bsky.social on the deliberate cynicism of Sir Jim Hitler's confected immigrants tantrum. Nail meets head.

We all need to stop listening to billionaires.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Football must reject Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s cynical, self-serving electioneering | Barney Ronay
Tax exile has already proven himself a terrible club owner; now his ill-informed diatribe about immigration has poured fuel on wider flames
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:19 AM
"Did you get here in a small boat?"
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
So that's one of the "candidates" ruling himself out. Looks like he didn't appreciate being fucked about last time and being overlooked for the Portuguese fraud.

Or maybe he doesn't want to work for Sir Jim Hitler.

Still a touchy subject in Deutschland. 😜
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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watching the curling. nice to see men sweeping
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Also quite funny. In a six fingered sister shagger kind of way.
Hearing Jim Ratcliffe has just made a £150 million pound bid for Burnley’s fans.
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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This…
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Reworked the calypso...

Manchester... Manchester united.
A racist cunt has bought some shares
He's, the one that got knighted
Whenever he shows up in our town
He's upset if your skin is brown
But take a look at history
He's been a cunt since '53
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Fuck it .... I'm just calling him Sir Jim Hitler from now on.
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Ratface is NOT Man United.

Still .... That's quite funny. 😬
New Manchester United away kit just dropped.
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Oi Jim Ratface! That Omar Berrada fella you appointed CEO is a French born immigrant of Moroccan lineage.

Coming over here "colonizing" our boardrooms.

Or is it only the poor uneducated ones you don't like?
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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Fuck you Jim
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I am not surprised that the bloke who has spent the last year swanning around old Trafford putting hundreds of his own staff on the dole, is now worried that the UK has too many people on the dole.

Hopefully there is a private helicopter crash in this cunt's near future. With the Glazers on board.
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Yeah.... Because promoting women to the top of political parties has worked so well for the Tories hasn't it?

You've got your Margaret Thatcher, your Theresa Maybot and of course the ever popular Liz Truss. 🤣🤣🤣
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Played poorly. Scored a blinder at the death.

Still Manchester fucking United
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Benjamin Tesco. He Delivers. 😁
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
West Ham have just reminded the rest of the Premier League that if you properly press our back 4, we can't play out from the back.

And Jarrod Bowen has shown why we need a new left back as well as a new right back.
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
What an absolutely dreadful game of association football. And that stadium is shite.
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I'm feeling this very strange sensation....

I'm looking forward to a Manchester United match. 😲
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Yes indeed they are.... you Portuguese Ponce.
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
How any so-called professional "football coach" can see Kobbie Mainoo in training every single day and not see the absolute top notch footballer he is? It's beyond me.

The fans at Old Trafford never lost faith in Kobbie for a minute. They knew.
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I must admit I am quietly enjoying Michael Carrick turning the heat up under Wilcox and Berrada by playing really good football and winning every week.

Not to mention Rat-cliffe and his "Amorim needs three years". When apparently it was about three days required to fix it.
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Benjamin Tesco. Good value and he delivers.
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
A good result today would a clean sheet, a routine 2-0 win and no more injuries.

It's a good feeling going into a match confident we are now capable of scoring a couple against anyone.

Still don't feel confident of clean sheets though.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM