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Atlas
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Treating this like a blog because I don't know how this site works and I am not willing to learn!
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Genuinely worried nightshift has turned my brain to soup
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The only "But daddy, I love him!" trope I can actually stand is Arwen from Lord of the Rings. Because it's not out of ignorance but the opposite. And in the end she isn't begging she just says "let's go, we're making him a sword" and her father complains and rolls his eyes but he's like "okay, fine"
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Its cool because Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas did not need to give a shit about Mary and Pippin. They didn't, nothing made them care about those hobbits other than their ability to do so. They went so far to protect their own
#lotr #ilovethismovie
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Dude these hobbits trust Aragorn implicitly immediately
#lotr #lotrfotr
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
You really have to give it to The Lord Of The Rings to be like, yeah it's wizard with powers beyond your comprehension, but also this one has a sword and can absolutely use it
#lotr #lotrfotr #gandalf
January 25, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I can't wait for movies to get past CGI/green screen everything
January 25, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Somehow I keep managing to jump scare myself because I, repeatedly, forget to block the Danny Phantom/Vlad Masters ship when I scroll through AO3
I'll skim some tags, read the summary, and go "wow that sounds good!" Then WHAM Danny/Vlad (not) out of left field
July 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Oh my god... As the oracles of old prophosized. A double rainbow. What does it mean??
You know, geology is great and meteorology is great, but when the two combine it can become a transcendent experience. This was our view in upper Pine Creek Canyon near our Honeymoon Lake camp on Wednesday. Rainbows and high elevation glacially-sculpted granites on #publiclands for the win!
July 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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dragons improve everything.
fantasy? put dragons in there.
sci fi? put dragons in there. they can be aliens.
romcom? put dragons in there. make one be the love interest.
scientific textbook? put dragons in there. make them narrate it.
biography? that's right. make it about a dragon.
July 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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until everyone got hooked on chat gpt and the like i don’t think i understood what my teachers meant when they said ‘when you cheat, you’re only cheating yourself’
July 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Don't talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son-
#dnd #dragons #hydra #figurines
July 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
anyway, here's a cool snail I found
#hiking #nationalpark #alittleguy
#friendshaped
July 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Gen-Z very loudly misunderstanding what people mean when they talk about "The Gen-Z Stare" and being overly snide and pretentious about it is very on brand for an internet problem no one actually cares about
July 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
THIS IS A SILVERFISH?!

Who is going to tell Minecraft they got the wrong bug, this dudes chill af
April 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Building my first computer and some of the parts just came in... This... This isn't a computer part, this goes inside a kid sized hot rod, this is a building in the background of a sifi cityscape, this is half of a prop from the 90s for a doomsday death ray
#pcparts #pcbuild
April 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This just in!

Watched a few episodes of Money Python's Flying Circus
Turns out British humor hasn't changed in 50 years. every british theater kid YouTuber has the exact same sense of humor and I'm not even joking- those lads love being miserable and decrepit in the wilderness
February 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I can't believe this spun into a hyperfixation against my will- I AM TOO OLD TO BE GETTING OBSESSED WITH SONIC
I can't Believe I spent the last day binge watching the Sonic movies so I could hold conversation with 8 years olds
(I'm mad how much fun the 2nd/3rd movies were)
February 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Anyway here's a picture of my Very Miserable senior citizen, begging from one of many angles to be released from her prison
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This app sits between the two social media apps I actually use and I still somehow manage to forget it exists

C- for effort
Will try again next time
February 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Adam Nurada put his whole vussy into Knuckles in Sonic Prime and I think he should get more credit for that

#sonicprime #sonic #knuckles
February 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I can't Believe I spent the last day binge watching the Sonic movies so I could hold conversation with 8 years olds
(I'm mad how much fun the 2nd/3rd movies were)
January 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Do you ever lay down to go to bed, close your eyes, and oh so slowly realize... you absolutely could have called someone about that manager you had a decade ago
Like wym I (5'5 125lb) am not allowed to ask for help moving this 400lb refrigerator-wym you don't have a safety harness my size xl is fine
December 28, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I can't believe the real consequence of becoming a pawn of the devil in dungeon meshi is Depression
Bro mine was free wym I coulda been a chimera

#dungeonmeshi #deliciousindungeon
December 20, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Aaaaand I finished it...
Now
Now what
DUNGEON MESHI BOX SET BABBBBYYYYYYYYYY

it came in :3
December 19, 2024 at 9:16 AM