Andy Bowers
@evilpez4.bsky.social
AndyVent.ca Calendar Wrangler
Recovering Hamburger Helper addict
@evilpez4 on Insta, TikTok, Threads & X
Recovering Hamburger Helper addict
@evilpez4 on Insta, TikTok, Threads & X
Points awarded to my waitress who assured me the pancakes were selling like hot cakes.
Puns always mean larger tips.
Puns always mean larger tips.
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Points awarded to my waitress who assured me the pancakes were selling like hot cakes.
Puns always mean larger tips.
Puns always mean larger tips.
How does Lent work? Do I confess my sins directly to the plate of pancakes?
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
How does Lent work? Do I confess my sins directly to the plate of pancakes?
Shrove Tuesday means Christcuterie boards!
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Shrove Tuesday means Christcuterie boards!
What’s Left At The Grocery Store The Night Before A Storm?
1) Melba Toast
2) Dasani
3) Pumpkin Spice Hummus
4) Half eaten bag of Cool Ranch
5) Floor Baguette
6) Abandoned Shrimp Ring
7) Joan in the Deli
8) Beyond Beet patties
9) Pectin
10) Chicken Wieners
11) Black liquorice
1) Melba Toast
2) Dasani
3) Pumpkin Spice Hummus
4) Half eaten bag of Cool Ranch
5) Floor Baguette
6) Abandoned Shrimp Ring
7) Joan in the Deli
8) Beyond Beet patties
9) Pectin
10) Chicken Wieners
11) Black liquorice
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
What’s Left At The Grocery Store The Night Before A Storm?
1) Melba Toast
2) Dasani
3) Pumpkin Spice Hummus
4) Half eaten bag of Cool Ranch
5) Floor Baguette
6) Abandoned Shrimp Ring
7) Joan in the Deli
8) Beyond Beet patties
9) Pectin
10) Chicken Wieners
11) Black liquorice
1) Melba Toast
2) Dasani
3) Pumpkin Spice Hummus
4) Half eaten bag of Cool Ranch
5) Floor Baguette
6) Abandoned Shrimp Ring
7) Joan in the Deli
8) Beyond Beet patties
9) Pectin
10) Chicken Wieners
11) Black liquorice
BREAKING: Shubenacadie Sam, famed Meteorologist rodent dead from laughter.
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
BREAKING: Shubenacadie Sam, famed Meteorologist rodent dead from laughter.
Canada has its own SuperbOwl
February 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Canada has its own SuperbOwl
Yall know I’m Canada down
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Yall know I’m Canada down
Yall know I’m Canada down
February 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Yall know I’m Canada down
The Half-time show will be pre-empted with Canadian Content featuring Anne Murray's rendition of "All the Single Ladies".
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The Half-time show will be pre-empted with Canadian Content featuring Anne Murray's rendition of "All the Single Ladies".
Congrats to Kaiser's on 50 years of slicing onions with lasers. IYKYK 🙌🏻
February 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Congrats to Kaiser's on 50 years of slicing onions with lasers. IYKYK 🙌🏻
The petty, giddy, intoxicating satisfaction generated after the vehicle that lapped you in the double drive through is told to pull ahead and wait for its order could be bottled and sold.
February 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
The petty, giddy, intoxicating satisfaction generated after the vehicle that lapped you in the double drive through is told to pull ahead and wait for its order could be bottled and sold.
Tonight’s new Muppet Show special but Canadian content only.
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Tonight’s new Muppet Show special but Canadian content only.
