Andy Bowers
@evilpez4.bsky.social
AndyVent.ca Calendar Wrangler
Recovering Hamburger Helper addict
@evilpez4 on Insta, TikTok, Threads & X
Recovering Hamburger Helper addict
@evilpez4 on Insta, TikTok, Threads & X
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FINAL ANDYVENT TOTAL! 🙌🏻
Winners announced tomorrow!
Thanks to everyone who donated, shared this campaign with others and the businesses who support and amaze us with their generosity, even when times are the toughest.
Local Supporting Local Helping Feed The Need. ❤️
Andy
Winners announced tomorrow!
Thanks to everyone who donated, shared this campaign with others and the businesses who support and amaze us with their generosity, even when times are the toughest.
Local Supporting Local Helping Feed The Need. ❤️
Andy
City announces upcoming HRM Polar Bear Swims to take place in designated potholes.
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
City announces upcoming HRM Polar Bear Swims to take place in designated potholes.
DYK? Canada’s population exceeds 40 million people and they’re all in this Costco.
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
DYK? Canada’s population exceeds 40 million people and they’re all in this Costco.
Recreate NYE at Grand Parade at home!
Just get shit faced while sitting in a deep freeze for five hours while listening to fiddle music on your phone, then light a sparkler at 12 and kiss a box of Jane’s Chicken Strips.
Just get shit faced while sitting in a deep freeze for five hours while listening to fiddle music on your phone, then light a sparkler at 12 and kiss a box of Jane’s Chicken Strips.
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Recreate NYE at Grand Parade at home!
Just get shit faced while sitting in a deep freeze for five hours while listening to fiddle music on your phone, then light a sparkler at 12 and kiss a box of Jane’s Chicken Strips.
Just get shit faced while sitting in a deep freeze for five hours while listening to fiddle music on your phone, then light a sparkler at 12 and kiss a box of Jane’s Chicken Strips.
Mother Nature is onto the Magic Shell, hard.
December 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Mother Nature is onto the Magic Shell, hard.
Somewhere, a Dollar Store employee begins unpacking plastic pumpkins & novelty Dracula fangs.
December 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Somewhere, a Dollar Store employee begins unpacking plastic pumpkins & novelty Dracula fangs.
How does that East Coast saying go? “When it rains, it pours, then freezes, then snows, then back to rain, then freezing rain, back to snow”?
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
How does that East Coast saying go? “When it rains, it pours, then freezes, then snows, then back to rain, then freezing rain, back to snow”?
Me, making a box of Stove Top for my leftover turkey sandwich.
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me, making a box of Stove Top for my leftover turkey sandwich.
Mom: “I hope you are eating more than just garbage over the holidays.”
Me: “Do oranges count?”
Mom: “Oh, did you buy a box of Clementines?”
*slams orange on table*
*peels back foil*
Me: “Sure.”
Me: “Do oranges count?”
Mom: “Oh, did you buy a box of Clementines?”
*slams orange on table*
*peels back foil*
Me: “Sure.”
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Mom: “I hope you are eating more than just garbage over the holidays.”
Me: “Do oranges count?”
Mom: “Oh, did you buy a box of Clementines?”
*slams orange on table*
*peels back foil*
Me: “Sure.”
Me: “Do oranges count?”
Mom: “Oh, did you buy a box of Clementines?”
*slams orange on table*
*peels back foil*
Me: “Sure.”
Breakfast consisted of a bowl of leftover Stove Top, a Reese’s peanut butter tree and four purple Quality Streets.
Somewhere a Nutritionist spontaneously combusted.
Somewhere a Nutritionist spontaneously combusted.
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Breakfast consisted of a bowl of leftover Stove Top, a Reese’s peanut butter tree and four purple Quality Streets.
Somewhere a Nutritionist spontaneously combusted.
Somewhere a Nutritionist spontaneously combusted.
Emera Executives every time they watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Emera Executives every time they watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
When you arrive at a Christmas Party only to discover there is no dog or cat, a stack of board games have been piled on the living room table, someone is tuning an acoustic guitar and there’s a shrimp ring.
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When you arrive at a Christmas Party only to discover there is no dog or cat, a stack of board games have been piled on the living room table, someone is tuning an acoustic guitar and there’s a shrimp ring.
And those Canadian Who’s
Well what could he do?
Their continued existence without him
Well, it made the Trump stew
Well what could he do?
Their continued existence without him
Well, it made the Trump stew
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
And those Canadian Who’s
Well what could he do?
Their continued existence without him
Well, it made the Trump stew
Well what could he do?
Their continued existence without him
Well, it made the Trump stew
CONGRATULATIONS ANDYVENT WINNERS! 🥳
Calendar Grand Prize:
STACEY B
Runner Up 1
GRACE McC
Runner Up 2
LEANNE G
Thanks to the fine folks at @feednovascotia for performing the prize draws this morning!
And thanks again to everyone who donated this year!🎅🏻
Calendar Grand Prize:
STACEY B
Runner Up 1
GRACE McC
Runner Up 2
LEANNE G
Thanks to the fine folks at @feednovascotia for performing the prize draws this morning!
And thanks again to everyone who donated this year!🎅🏻
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
CONGRATULATIONS ANDYVENT WINNERS! 🥳
Calendar Grand Prize:
STACEY B
Runner Up 1
GRACE McC
Runner Up 2
LEANNE G
Thanks to the fine folks at @feednovascotia for performing the prize draws this morning!
And thanks again to everyone who donated this year!🎅🏻
Calendar Grand Prize:
STACEY B
Runner Up 1
GRACE McC
Runner Up 2
LEANNE G
Thanks to the fine folks at @feednovascotia for performing the prize draws this morning!
And thanks again to everyone who donated this year!🎅🏻
Instead of a plate of cookies and milk, Nova Scotian households leave out Donairs & Olands.
RIP Santa
RIP Santa
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Instead of a plate of cookies and milk, Nova Scotian households leave out Donairs & Olands.
RIP Santa
RIP Santa
FESTIVE REMINDER: Treating a cashier like garbage won't fix:
1) Grocery prices
2) The line up
3) A wonky cart wheel
4) Any future inconveniences in your life
5) You leaving it until the last minute
6) You being a piece of shit
1) Grocery prices
2) The line up
3) A wonky cart wheel
4) Any future inconveniences in your life
5) You leaving it until the last minute
6) You being a piece of shit
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
FESTIVE REMINDER: Treating a cashier like garbage won't fix:
1) Grocery prices
2) The line up
3) A wonky cart wheel
4) Any future inconveniences in your life
5) You leaving it until the last minute
6) You being a piece of shit
1) Grocery prices
2) The line up
3) A wonky cart wheel
4) Any future inconveniences in your life
5) You leaving it until the last minute
6) You being a piece of shit
My heartfelt thanks, everyone.
Truly.
Winners will be contacted/announced at tomorrow, after the fine folks at @feednovascotia do the prize draws.
It was yet another excellent ride.
I appreciate you coming along.
Until we Feed The Need again.
Andy
Truly.
Winners will be contacted/announced at tomorrow, after the fine folks at @feednovascotia do the prize draws.
It was yet another excellent ride.
I appreciate you coming along.
Until we Feed The Need again.
Andy
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My heartfelt thanks, everyone.
Truly.
Winners will be contacted/announced at tomorrow, after the fine folks at @feednovascotia do the prize draws.
It was yet another excellent ride.
I appreciate you coming along.
Until we Feed The Need again.
Andy
Truly.
Winners will be contacted/announced at tomorrow, after the fine folks at @feednovascotia do the prize draws.
It was yet another excellent ride.
I appreciate you coming along.
Until we Feed The Need again.
Andy
FINAL ANDYVENT TOTAL! 🙌🏻
Winners announced tomorrow!
Thanks to everyone who donated, shared this campaign with others and the businesses who support and amaze us with their generosity, even when times are the toughest.
Local Supporting Local Helping Feed The Need. ❤️
Andy
Winners announced tomorrow!
Thanks to everyone who donated, shared this campaign with others and the businesses who support and amaze us with their generosity, even when times are the toughest.
Local Supporting Local Helping Feed The Need. ❤️
Andy
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
FINAL ANDYVENT TOTAL! 🙌🏻
Winners announced tomorrow!
Thanks to everyone who donated, shared this campaign with others and the businesses who support and amaze us with their generosity, even when times are the toughest.
Local Supporting Local Helping Feed The Need. ❤️
Andy
Winners announced tomorrow!
Thanks to everyone who donated, shared this campaign with others and the businesses who support and amaze us with their generosity, even when times are the toughest.
Local Supporting Local Helping Feed The Need. ❤️
Andy
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reposted by Andy Bowers
I love this holiday tradition. ❤️
ANDYVENT MILESTONE!
22,500 meals for Nova Scotians in need in 2026 🥳
My thanks to all those who’ve donated so far, anyone who has shared AndyVent.Ca with others & so many amazing local business! 🎅🏻 #FeedTheNeed
2 HOURS LEFT!
22,500 meals for Nova Scotians in need in 2026 🥳
My thanks to all those who’ve donated so far, anyone who has shared AndyVent.Ca with others & so many amazing local business! 🎅🏻 #FeedTheNeed
2 HOURS LEFT!
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I love this holiday tradition. ❤️