Agent Lloyd
@agentlloyd.bsky.social
Expose the Conspiracy, acquire total Slack, YOU are a mutant.
Don't look at the clock!
Don't look at the clock!
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ChatGPT has more moral sensibility than the US Coast Guard.
"I’m sorry — I can’t generate imagery or posters that depict extremist symbols (including stylized swastikas) or portray real organizations like the U.S. Coast Guard in violent, propagandistic, or defamatory contexts."
"I’m sorry — I can’t generate imagery or posters that depict extremist symbols (including stylized swastikas) or portray real organizations like the U.S. Coast Guard in violent, propagandistic, or defamatory contexts."
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
ChatGPT has more moral sensibility than the US Coast Guard.
"I’m sorry — I can’t generate imagery or posters that depict extremist symbols (including stylized swastikas) or portray real organizations like the U.S. Coast Guard in violent, propagandistic, or defamatory contexts."
"I’m sorry — I can’t generate imagery or posters that depict extremist symbols (including stylized swastikas) or portray real organizations like the U.S. Coast Guard in violent, propagandistic, or defamatory contexts."
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
SNL did a funny.
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU
Weekend Update: Government Shutdown Ends, Epstein Email Says Trump "Knew About the Girls" - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
SNL did a funny.
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU
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November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The information contained in this communication is
confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may
constitute inside information, and is intended only for
the use of the addressee. It is the property of
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What in the ever-living fuck?
AOC: How can we, as members of congress, Republican or Democrat, vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people? That is what this legislation does. In fact, Senator Graham said he was going to seek well over $1 million from the American people, from this.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What in the ever-living fuck?
Brilliant.
youtu.be/6YyYbhp8x2c
youtu.be/6YyYbhp8x2c
I Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse, So Decided To Become a Reform MP.
YouTube video by Supertanskiii
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Brilliant.
youtu.be/6YyYbhp8x2c
youtu.be/6YyYbhp8x2c
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It was never “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” It was also a clear warning of what was to come.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It was never “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” It was also a clear warning of what was to come.
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
If you're in Kobe Saturday, you should absolutely check out Human Toys.
NOVEMBER 1 Kobe Helluva Lounge w/Bait Ones, Davis Keller Group, Tic Tacs, Young Pennsylvanians !!!
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you're in Kobe Saturday, you should absolutely check out Human Toys.
"What a fucking idiot!"
I made it to 8:15 this morning without saying this aloud.
I made it to 8:15 this morning without saying this aloud.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"What a fucking idiot!"
I made it to 8:15 this morning without saying this aloud.
I made it to 8:15 this morning without saying this aloud.
Apparently, Mike Huckabee did not create this handshake.
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Apparently, Mike Huckabee did not create this handshake.
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What's that asshole building?
Cartoon: White House renovations
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October 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What's that asshole building?
Why does enshittification have a digraph? I think enshitification seems better and more concise.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Why does enshittification have a digraph? I think enshitification seems better and more concise.
More news with puppets, please.
youtu.be/NwE10lcXg2I
youtu.be/NwE10lcXg2I
Trump Goes on Love Is Blind.... | The Rest Is Bulls*!t
YouTube video by Spitting Image
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
More news with puppets, please.
youtu.be/NwE10lcXg2I
youtu.be/NwE10lcXg2I
In the completion of what is now the country's most important architectural task I see the most significant contribution to our final victory. I expect that it will be completed [in a couple weeks]. -DJT, probably
October 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In the completion of what is now the country's most important architectural task I see the most significant contribution to our final victory. I expect that it will be completed [in a couple weeks]. -DJT, probably
This is 18 minutes but very good. NC senate Republicans voted to strike it from the record when Michael Garrett finished.
youtu.be/r2bK5kmr1tM
youtu.be/r2bK5kmr1tM
Democracy Under Assault in North Carolina
YouTube video by Michael Garrett
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is 18 minutes but very good. NC senate Republicans voted to strike it from the record when Michael Garrett finished.
youtu.be/r2bK5kmr1tM
youtu.be/r2bK5kmr1tM
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Donald has a history of demolishing buildings. He's demolishing the East Wing of the White House right now because he is a tacky bastard with the most vulgar tastes. His casino below was demolished because he's an incompetent businessman with the most vulgar tastes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IwH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IwH...
Trump Plaza implosion: The Atlantic City casino came down this morning
YouTube video by NJ.com
www.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Donald has a history of demolishing buildings. He's demolishing the East Wing of the White House right now because he is a tacky bastard with the most vulgar tastes. His casino below was demolished because he's an incompetent businessman with the most vulgar tastes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IwH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IwH...
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I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.”
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Headline seems meant to convey wrong impression. The person arrested pointing a gun at the Myrtle Beach, SC, No Kings rally today was (checks notes) wearing a Trump shirt. Tricky.
Woman accused of brandishing gun at SC ‘No Kings’ rally, police say
A woman was arrested after reportedly brandishing a gun during a “No Kings” rally in South Carolina.
www.wistv.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Headline seems meant to convey wrong impression. The person arrested pointing a gun at the Myrtle Beach, SC, No Kings rally today was (checks notes) wearing a Trump shirt. Tricky.
Why is "bee line" considered a direct path?
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Why is "bee line" considered a direct path?