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The tiny terror.
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I can’t believe I’m even saying this right now ~bc it’s almost 2026~ but somebody ”poked” me on Facebook 🤮
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I can’t believe I’m even saying this right now ~bc it’s almost 2026~ but somebody ”poked” me on Facebook 🤮
Thankful that I never actually took that job. Seeing all the creeps that were once shunned from various positions and events in the community flock over there en masse. The irony is not lost on me.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Thankful that I never actually took that job. Seeing all the creeps that were once shunned from various positions and events in the community flock over there en masse. The irony is not lost on me.
If I hear anybody asking about kids this holiday season, I’m gonna contact Tony Soprano via Ouija board and have him whack ya.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If I hear anybody asking about kids this holiday season, I’m gonna contact Tony Soprano via Ouija board and have him whack ya.
Not shit happy about this “holiday season” — we have people who can’t afford to eat or get proper healthcare, groceries are astronomical, and people are being kidnapped and disappeared in plain sight. If anybody needs anything, don’t hesitate to reach out.
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not shit happy about this “holiday season” — we have people who can’t afford to eat or get proper healthcare, groceries are astronomical, and people are being kidnapped and disappeared in plain sight. If anybody needs anything, don’t hesitate to reach out.
Heard Tofu dramatically playing with something this morning, sounded like my sunglasses… it was this lmao
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Heard Tofu dramatically playing with something this morning, sounded like my sunglasses… it was this lmao
I don’t really have family, and I can’t even get some of my “closest” friends to commit to a concert. Eloping (when the time comes) is gonna be the move at this point.
September 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I don’t really have family, and I can’t even get some of my “closest” friends to commit to a concert. Eloping (when the time comes) is gonna be the move at this point.
I wish people would stop asking me if I’m drunk when I’m just in a good mood. A bitch can’t be naturally bubbly and charismatic? Like—
September 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I wish people would stop asking me if I’m drunk when I’m just in a good mood. A bitch can’t be naturally bubbly and charismatic? Like—
The greatest lamp of all time has finally made its way back to me 🥹
September 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The greatest lamp of all time has finally made its way back to me 🥹
I love falling asleep with Tubi on and waking up to some shit like “Giga Gators vs 5 Slutty Octopi III: The Reckoning”
September 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love falling asleep with Tubi on and waking up to some shit like “Giga Gators vs 5 Slutty Octopi III: The Reckoning”
Listening to PinkPantheress makes me wanna ride on one of those snowboards in SSX 3
August 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Listening to PinkPantheress makes me wanna ride on one of those snowboards in SSX 3
Freaky ass white boi
August 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Freaky ass white boi
The audacity of someone thinking their advice is better and more helpful than the lawyer you paid for 💀
August 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The audacity of someone thinking their advice is better and more helpful than the lawyer you paid for 💀
Sometimes when I drink, I start sounding like Robert De Niro
July 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Sometimes when I drink, I start sounding like Robert De Niro
If y’all ever wanna see why I am an anxious mess, just spend 30 minutes with my family.
July 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If y’all ever wanna see why I am an anxious mess, just spend 30 minutes with my family.
First weekend in the new place was a success 💅
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
First weekend in the new place was a success 💅
Just watched the new Final Destination. It really is just like the Rube Goldberg machine of death 💀
May 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just watched the new Final Destination. It really is just like the Rube Goldberg machine of death 💀
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Ranch stain on a shirt is the midwest scarlet letter
May 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ranch stain on a shirt is the midwest scarlet letter
My face card declining today bitch
May 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My face card declining today bitch
My weird lil alien boi
May 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My weird lil alien boi
Tofu has been clearing out the bedroom with her farts man
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Tofu has been clearing out the bedroom with her farts man
Somebody is loving their couch
May 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Somebody is loving their couch