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The tiny terror.
She/her 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇱🇱🇧
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I—
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Heard Tofu dramatically playing with something this morning, sounded like my sunglasses… it was this lmao
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The greatest lamp of all time has finally made its way back to me 🥹
September 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Freaky ass white boi
August 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
July 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Forgot I was wearing this lmao
June 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
First weekend in the new place was a success 💅
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My weird lil alien boi
May 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What the—
May 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Somebody is loving their couch
May 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You don’t wanna face her in the ring bro 🥊
May 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Kevin is a real lover boy
May 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cuntmaxxing with these ladies 💅
April 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Good morning everybody lmao
April 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The perpetrator
April 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Wow I can’t wait to eat the fresh onion and cilantro I cut for my tacos!

5 minutes later when Cheese decides to jump on the counter and do parkour:
April 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Her second victim
April 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I want this so bad, but unfortunately I can’t justify spending $50 on a lettuce stool 😔
March 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
March 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Another honorable mention
March 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I really appreciate my Spotify daily drive playlist lmao
March 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Stumbled upon an AI cocktail recipe page on Facebook. What in the fresh hell? 💀
March 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Her stomach is upset and she literally just farted herself awake… I can’t—
March 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
March 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM