Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️
@afcfan.net
Husband to Kelly, Dad to @thatquietrachel, GUNNER FAN (Thanks Gen-Z) 🙄, Beer Lover, Roll Tide. LOVE Dogs. RIP Rusty. Did I mention dogs? Skylar! #Ukraine #СлаваУкраїні
Well, I found Pep Guardiola working at a diner in Florida. 🤷🏼♂️
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well, I found Pep Guardiola working at a diner in Florida. 🤷🏼♂️
Could it possibly be more beautiful?
@ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
PERFECT day!
@ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
PERFECT day!
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Could it possibly be more beautiful?
@ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
PERFECT day!
@ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
PERFECT day!
Hey, look y’all! This rest stop in Florida has DeSantis sized urinals!
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey, look y’all! This rest stop in Florida has DeSantis sized urinals!
I wish there were a way to tell all these streaming apps to stop showing AI shit. All of it is so GD stupid. Not funny at all.
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I wish there were a way to tell all these streaming apps to stop showing AI shit. All of it is so GD stupid. Not funny at all.
I LOVE the beach in November!
St. Augustine, FL
St. Augustine, FL
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I LOVE the beach in November!
St. Augustine, FL
St. Augustine, FL
For my local peeps, if you've thought about giving to Public Broadcasting during the shutdown, please consider giving to PBS instead of APT. Seems APT wants to break from PBS because PBS broadcasts "woke" shows. www.al.com/news/2025/10...
Alabama Public Television may cut ties with PBS, cutting off Sesame Street, other educational shows
APT board debates political and educational implications of ending the partnership that provides 90% of its content.
www.al.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
For my local peeps, if you've thought about giving to Public Broadcasting during the shutdown, please consider giving to PBS instead of APT. Seems APT wants to break from PBS because PBS broadcasts "woke" shows. www.al.com/news/2025/10...
Why do people in predominantly red states think they are ok with spouting shit where everyone else can hear? Having an excellent dinner here in Alabama earlier tonight, only to overhear a dumbass thinking he's Robin Williams funny talking about democrats. It was all I could do to just leave. 😡🤬
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Why do people in predominantly red states think they are ok with spouting shit where everyone else can hear? Having an excellent dinner here in Alabama earlier tonight, only to overhear a dumbass thinking he's Robin Williams funny talking about democrats. It was all I could do to just leave. 😡🤬
With all due respect, MISTER Trump, the only "thanks for your attention to this matter" that counts, is when it is your aut0psy report. At that point, I will indeed say, "You're welcome!"
October 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
With all due respect, MISTER Trump, the only "thanks for your attention to this matter" that counts, is when it is your aut0psy report. At that point, I will indeed say, "You're welcome!"
Reposted by Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️
You know, the thing I hate the most about not being on Twitter/X anymore, is going to Roseanne Barr’s account, and seeing that I’m still blocked!
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You know, the thing I hate the most about not being on Twitter/X anymore, is going to Roseanne Barr’s account, and seeing that I’m still blocked!
This is how you bankrupt businesses… by lacking a fundamental understanding of percentages.
Trump on drug prices: "You're talking about 1,400%, 1,500%, 1,600% reductions in some cases."
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is how you bankrupt businesses… by lacking a fundamental understanding of percentages.
OK... Let's take a look at this evening's broadcast taking place in the "Jimmy Kimmel" time-slot by our local Sinclair television station. The following advertised during this slot:
McDonald’s
Plexaderm
Ox Foundation
KRW Lawyers
Alabama Men’s Clinic (Chyron)
Morgan & Morgan
Wettermark Keith
1/?
McDonald’s
Plexaderm
Ox Foundation
KRW Lawyers
Alabama Men’s Clinic (Chyron)
Morgan & Morgan
Wettermark Keith
1/?
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
OK... Let's take a look at this evening's broadcast taking place in the "Jimmy Kimmel" time-slot by our local Sinclair television station. The following advertised during this slot:
McDonald’s
Plexaderm
Ox Foundation
KRW Lawyers
Alabama Men’s Clinic (Chyron)
Morgan & Morgan
Wettermark Keith
1/?
McDonald’s
Plexaderm
Ox Foundation
KRW Lawyers
Alabama Men’s Clinic (Chyron)
Morgan & Morgan
Wettermark Keith
1/?
I haven’t watched the local Sinclair affiliates since Sinclair took over. I might have to do that tonight during the preemption just so I can write all of the advertisers down. I can’t hurt Sinclair since I don’t watch, but the advertisers are a different story.
This just in from Sinclair: "Beginning Tuesday night Sinclair will be preempting 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' across our ABC affiliate stations and replacing it with news programming. Discussions with ABC are ongoing as we evaluate the show's potential return."
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I haven’t watched the local Sinclair affiliates since Sinclair took over. I might have to do that tonight during the preemption just so I can write all of the advertisers down. I can’t hurt Sinclair since I don’t watch, but the advertisers are a different story.
Hey, @amazon! Thanks for the delivery! Sure am glad it wasn't that Faberge Egg I ordered!
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hey, @amazon! Thanks for the delivery! Sure am glad it wasn't that Faberge Egg I ordered!
This “Breaking” Press Conference is being delayed. They’re trying to get Patel’s eyes to line up.
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This “Breaking” Press Conference is being delayed. They’re trying to get Patel’s eyes to line up.
Eat me, Worm-Brain! 🪱🧠
September 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Eat me, Worm-Brain! 🪱🧠
No wonder they go through almost a quart a day! Attention hummingbirds: Sugar ain’t cheap! 😏
September 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No wonder they go through almost a quart a day! Attention hummingbirds: Sugar ain’t cheap! 😏
Can a Bunker Buster B0mb be contracted by an American civilian? Asking for a dear friend.
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/do...
Don’t put Trump on Mount Rushmore!
A wave of recent Republican bills aim to glorify Trump by putting his face on Mount Rushmore and U.S. currency, and his name on airports, transit systems, and the Kennedy Center. One piece of legislat...
sign.moveon.org
September 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Can a Bunker Buster B0mb be contracted by an American civilian? Asking for a dear friend.
Media peeps: Please stop with all the sensational headlines when nothing’s gonna happen to DJ. You are beginning to sound like “The Boy Who Cried Wolf!” The next time I want to see “BREAKING NEWS!”, is when “IT” happens. Thank you. 😉
August 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Media peeps: Please stop with all the sensational headlines when nothing’s gonna happen to DJ. You are beginning to sound like “The Boy Who Cried Wolf!” The next time I want to see “BREAKING NEWS!”, is when “IT” happens. Thank you. 😉
HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! (Skylar’s ecstatic.)
August 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! (Skylar’s ecstatic.)
Dang! Now Kelly is mad. She had to make a pit stop, and I… 😬
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Dang! Now Kelly is mad. She had to make a pit stop, and I… 😬
Our bartender, Jackie, created this drink. Stoli Salted Caramel Vodka, Licor 43, Espresso, Caramel Syrup, Vanilla Ice Cream. Y’all. Y’all! I have a new favorite bartender. (The producer of this account assumes no responsibility for the content of our inebriated writers.)
July 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Our bartender, Jackie, created this drink. Stoli Salted Caramel Vodka, Licor 43, Espresso, Caramel Syrup, Vanilla Ice Cream. Y’all. Y’all! I have a new favorite bartender. (The producer of this account assumes no responsibility for the content of our inebriated writers.)
Hi. I’m Skylar. My likes are 1) Eating, 2) Sleeping, & 3) Lying in the sun in my shiny black coat while it’s 95° outside.
July 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hi. I’m Skylar. My likes are 1) Eating, 2) Sleeping, & 3) Lying in the sun in my shiny black coat while it’s 95° outside.
Ok friends. How hard is it to understand AI?
What AI is NOT:
Intelligence of any kind.
Some new way to learn something that was previously unknown.
The end all of knowledge.
What AI IS:
An excellent way to mine information that was previously known.
A great crutch when in a pinch.
That is all.
What AI is NOT:
Intelligence of any kind.
Some new way to learn something that was previously unknown.
The end all of knowledge.
What AI IS:
An excellent way to mine information that was previously known.
A great crutch when in a pinch.
That is all.
July 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Ok friends. How hard is it to understand AI?
What AI is NOT:
Intelligence of any kind.
Some new way to learn something that was previously unknown.
The end all of knowledge.
What AI IS:
An excellent way to mine information that was previously known.
A great crutch when in a pinch.
That is all.
What AI is NOT:
Intelligence of any kind.
Some new way to learn something that was previously unknown.
The end all of knowledge.
What AI IS:
An excellent way to mine information that was previously known.
A great crutch when in a pinch.
That is all.
Since I couldn’t reply to your “Big, Beautiful Email”, Social Security Administration, let me respond here: LYIN’ B@STARDS!!!
July 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Since I couldn’t reply to your “Big, Beautiful Email”, Social Security Administration, let me respond here: LYIN’ B@STARDS!!!