Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️
@afcfan.net
Husband to Kelly, Dad to @thatquietrachel, GUNNER FAN (Thanks Gen-Z) 🙄, Beer Lover, Roll Tide. LOVE Dogs. RIP Rusty. Did I mention dogs? Skylar! #Ukraine #СлаваУкраїні
Well, I found Pep Guardiola working at a diner in Florida. 🤷🏼♂️
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well, I found Pep Guardiola working at a diner in Florida. 🤷🏼♂️
Could it possibly be more beautiful?
@ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
PERFECT day!
@ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
PERFECT day!
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Could it possibly be more beautiful?
@ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
PERFECT day!
@ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
PERFECT day!
Hey, look y’all! This rest stop in Florida has DeSantis sized urinals!
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey, look y’all! This rest stop in Florida has DeSantis sized urinals!
I LOVE the beach in November!
St. Augustine, FL
St. Augustine, FL
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I LOVE the beach in November!
St. Augustine, FL
St. Augustine, FL
I just end up dumping Skylar in the yard. Luckily, he stays there. 😂😂😂
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just end up dumping Skylar in the yard. Luckily, he stays there. 😂😂😂
Hey, @amazon! Thanks for the delivery! Sure am glad it wasn't that Faberge Egg I ordered!
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hey, @amazon! Thanks for the delivery! Sure am glad it wasn't that Faberge Egg I ordered!
Eat me, Worm-Brain! 🪱🧠
September 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Eat me, Worm-Brain! 🪱🧠
No wonder they go through almost a quart a day! Attention hummingbirds: Sugar ain’t cheap! 😏
September 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No wonder they go through almost a quart a day! Attention hummingbirds: Sugar ain’t cheap! 😏
HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! (Skylar’s ecstatic.)
August 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! (Skylar’s ecstatic.)
Dang! Now Kelly is mad. She had to make a pit stop, and I… 😬
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Dang! Now Kelly is mad. She had to make a pit stop, and I… 😬
Our bartender, Jackie, created this drink. Stoli Salted Caramel Vodka, Licor 43, Espresso, Caramel Syrup, Vanilla Ice Cream. Y’all. Y’all! I have a new favorite bartender. (The producer of this account assumes no responsibility for the content of our inebriated writers.)
July 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Our bartender, Jackie, created this drink. Stoli Salted Caramel Vodka, Licor 43, Espresso, Caramel Syrup, Vanilla Ice Cream. Y’all. Y’all! I have a new favorite bartender. (The producer of this account assumes no responsibility for the content of our inebriated writers.)
Hi. I’m Skylar. My likes are 1) Eating, 2) Sleeping, & 3) Lying in the sun in my shiny black coat while it’s 95° outside.
July 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hi. I’m Skylar. My likes are 1) Eating, 2) Sleeping, & 3) Lying in the sun in my shiny black coat while it’s 95° outside.
Since I couldn’t reply to your “Big, Beautiful Email”, Social Security Administration, let me respond here: LYIN’ B@STARDS!!!
July 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Since I couldn’t reply to your “Big, Beautiful Email”, Social Security Administration, let me respond here: LYIN’ B@STARDS!!!
Gee, thanks Alabama! 😏
Just got back from deep in the heart of Texas, and didn’t see temps like this there.
Just got back from deep in the heart of Texas, and didn’t see temps like this there.
June 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Gee, thanks Alabama! 😏
Just got back from deep in the heart of Texas, and didn’t see temps like this there.
Just got back from deep in the heart of Texas, and didn’t see temps like this there.
Are we watching the USMNT in Austin tonight? Yes. Yes we are!
June 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Are we watching the USMNT in Austin tonight? Yes. Yes we are!
This a current view of my trap. Yes, those are carpenter bees in the jar.
June 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This a current view of my trap. Yes, those are carpenter bees in the jar.
Brilliant young man. I was lucky to get to see him. Thanks for the visit, John!
June 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Brilliant young man. I was lucky to get to see him. Thanks for the visit, John!
Ahhhhh! Livin’ the retired life!
May 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ahhhhh! Livin’ the retired life!
Is there a vaccine for cat scratch fever?
April 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Is there a vaccine for cat scratch fever?
By golly, Skylar does the same. Wonder why? 😆😆
April 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
By golly, Skylar does the same. Wonder why? 😆😆
Be sure to tune in next week for even more zany adventures of Nosferatu and the President!
February 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Be sure to tune in next week for even more zany adventures of Nosferatu and the President!
Aww, hell. He's back. 🙄
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Aww, hell. He's back. 🙄
Hmm. I didn’t make the list yet, even though I’ve posted this more than once! 🤷🏼♂️
January 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hmm. I didn’t make the list yet, even though I’ve posted this more than once! 🤷🏼♂️
Any of you folks in south Alabama need a snow plow? We in Birmingham have you covered. Let us know, let it snow.
January 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Any of you folks in south Alabama need a snow plow? We in Birmingham have you covered. Let us know, let it snow.
Skylar appears to love having a fire to warm up near. Problem is, he appears to not understand that he can’t get closer than he should. 😂
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Skylar appears to love having a fire to warm up near. Problem is, he appears to not understand that he can’t get closer than he should. 😂