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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️
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Husband to Kelly, Dad to @thatquietrachel, GUNNER FAN (Thanks Gen-Z) 🙄, Beer Lover, Roll Tide. LOVE Dogs. RIP Rusty. Did I mention dogs? Skylar! #Ukraine #СлаваУкраїні
Well, I found Pep Guardiola working at a diner in Florida. 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Could it possibly be more beautiful?
@ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida

PERFECT day!
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey, look y’all! This rest stop in Florida has DeSantis sized urinals!
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I LOVE the beach in November!
St. Augustine, FL
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I just end up dumping Skylar in the yard. Luckily, he stays there. 😂😂😂
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hey, @amazon! Thanks for the delivery! Sure am glad it wasn't that Faberge Egg I ordered!
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Eat me, Worm-Brain! 🪱🧠
September 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
No wonder they go through almost a quart a day! Attention hummingbirds: Sugar ain’t cheap! 😏
September 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! (Skylar’s ecstatic.)
August 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dang! Now Kelly is mad. She had to make a pit stop, and I… 😬
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Our bartender, Jackie, created this drink. Stoli Salted Caramel Vodka, Licor 43, Espresso, Caramel Syrup, Vanilla Ice Cream. Y’all. Y’all! I have a new favorite bartender. (The producer of this account assumes no responsibility for the content of our inebriated writers.)
July 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hi. I’m Skylar. My likes are 1) Eating, 2) Sleeping, & 3) Lying in the sun in my shiny black coat while it’s 95° outside.
July 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Since I couldn’t reply to your “Big, Beautiful Email”, Social Security Administration, let me respond here: LYIN’ B@STARDS!!!
July 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Gee, thanks Alabama! 😏
Just got back from deep in the heart of Texas, and didn’t see temps like this there.
June 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Are we watching the USMNT in Austin tonight? Yes. Yes we are!
June 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This a current view of my trap. Yes, those are carpenter bees in the jar.
June 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Brilliant young man. I was lucky to get to see him. Thanks for the visit, John!
June 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ahhhhh! Livin’ the retired life!
May 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Is there a vaccine for cat scratch fever?
April 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
By golly, Skylar does the same. Wonder why? 😆😆
April 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Be sure to tune in next week for even more zany adventures of Nosferatu and the President!
February 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Aww, hell. He's back. 🙄
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hmm. I didn’t make the list yet, even though I’ve posted this more than once! 🤷🏼‍♂️
January 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Any of you folks in south Alabama need a snow plow? We in Birmingham have you covered. Let us know, let it snow.
January 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Skylar appears to love having a fire to warm up near. Problem is, he appears to not understand that he can’t get closer than he should. 😂
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM