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adorableshark.bsky.social
machine gun machiavelli
@adorableshark.bsky.social
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Cozy desk gamer in training, cat parent, modern day jester.
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buckyisotope.bsky.social
Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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turnthefrigginfrogs.gay
October 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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demon-sushi.com
good livestream. this might be my fav from it. clefairth gainsborough,,,,,,,,
digital art by me of a clefairy (the pink fairy squirrel thing pokemon) dressed as aeris from ff7
September 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app
Let me be the one to say it plain and clear. America is not intelligent or self-sufficient enough as a nation to be isolationist. American exceptionalism is a dangerous delusion. Like an Icarus level delusion. And it's so deep too many folks don't realize the wings already burned & we're plummeting.
September 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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onlyveesaz.bsky.social
Overcast skies? Find a hummingbird… male Costa’s 🪶☀️🌵
Male Costa’s Hummingbird
August 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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pikaole.bsky.social
Thresher sharks 🦈
Several thresher sharks(Pelagic thresher - Alopias pelagicus) swim in the dark sea. Some look surprised, while others smile gently. Sparkling bubbles scatter around them. The atmosphere is peaceful and charming.
August 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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kbspangler.com
Sure picked the wrong century to work a job that requires an attention span.
June 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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scalzi.com
New Yorkers: good luck today and remember not to vote for or even slate anyone who is a known sex pest
June 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
adorableshark.bsky.social
it is so hard right now not to look at the news and just be like "yeah I'll buy alcohol... and chipotle... and that new computer monitor I've been eyeing"
June 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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peachypurrpurr.bsky.social
Hands down, I will never render another piece this well. She is perfect. #princesspeach #mariokart #art #smallartist
June 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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pigeonpost.shop
A USPS logo for every state bird!! 🐦✉️
Tea towel featuring USPS postal boxes with state bird designs- birds other than the iconic eagle.
June 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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kumail.bsky.social
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
It’s probably bad that the future of America’s government pivots on a fight between Lex Luthor and the Joker
June 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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nerdcore.bsky.social
Dive Bomb

#hummingbird #hummingbirdphoto #hummingbirdphotography #bird #bords #birdphoto #birdphotography #birder #birdsky #nature #naturephoto
A ruby throated humming bird coming in for a meal at a pink flower.
May 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
adorableshark.bsky.social
quick someone convince stinkman he can run for Pope but he needs to resign as president RIGHT NOW QUICKLY GO TO VATICAN CITY
May 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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kellypringle.com
They will help you reach your deadline ✏️📓📝
April 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
he’s right and he’s right to say it
Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott
April 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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jimmusilpainter.bsky.social
My painting TROUT WATER
April 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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morganaignis.bsky.social
April 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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cpsc.gov
It's Playground Safety Week which means you should look out for these common playground hazards and Megalodon.
A playground constructed over an ocean full of Megalodon. A group of kids is walking towards it, but they're not really excited to be there. One of the kids, frustrated at the lack of safety in the engineering and eager to identify who is responsible for this unsafe situation, shouts "Who even built this?!" Another kid, trying to look on the bright side and likely an Aries says, "But, these Megalodon look friendly!" A Megalodon, who is probably also an Aries, jumps out of the water and says, "Weeeee!" The text reads: Is your school playground safe from Megalodon and other hazards? Make sure playground equipment is safe: check for sharp points or edges and make sure there's at least 9 inches of impact surfacing (mulch/wood chips). Never play on hot surfaces. Remove drawstrings from any clothing and leave necklaces at home.
April 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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mcapriglioneart.bsky.social
what do you want
four panel black and white doodle comic with a person and their cat. panel 1, the cat yells, "I WANT!". panel 2 the person says "What do you want". panel 3, the cat stops and stares blankly. panel 4, the cat yells "I WANT" again
April 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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atrupar.com
Elizabeth Warren on CNBC explains why Trump illegally firing Jerome Powell would wreck the economy and take the US down a fast track toward dictatorship
April 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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maxberger.bsky.social
It certainly looks like Elon Musk’s henchmen stole all the data from the agency which protects workers rights, tried to cover it up, and then threatened to kill the guy who blew the whistle on it.
A whistleblower's disclosure details how DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data
A whistleblower tells Congress and NPR that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data and hid its tracks. "None of that ... information should ever leave the agency," said a former NLRB official.
www.npr.org
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
adorableshark.bsky.social
so while my formal focus for my English degree was poetry, I've always had a sort of unofficial focus in what I call "internet neolinguistics"

I'm waiting for the day someone asks me why D@GE is pronounced the way it is and I have a mental breakdown I DIDNT ASK TO BE ACTUALLY RELEVANT
March 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM