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machine gun machiavelli
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Cozy desk gamer in training, cat parent, modern day jester.
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Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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good livestream. this might be my fav from it. clefairth gainsborough,,,,,,,,
September 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Let me be the one to say it plain and clear. America is not intelligent or self-sufficient enough as a nation to be isolationist. American exceptionalism is a dangerous delusion. Like an Icarus level delusion. And it's so deep too many folks don't realize the wings already burned & we're plummeting.
September 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Overcast skies? Find a hummingbird… male Costa’s 🪶☀️🌵
August 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Thresher sharks 🦈
August 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Sure picked the wrong century to work a job that requires an attention span.
June 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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New Yorkers: good luck today and remember not to vote for or even slate anyone who is a known sex pest
June 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
it is so hard right now not to look at the news and just be like "yeah I'll buy alcohol... and chipotle... and that new computer monitor I've been eyeing"
June 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Hands down, I will never render another piece this well. She is perfect. #princesspeach #mariokart #art #smallartist
June 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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A USPS logo for every state bird!! 🐦✉️
June 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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It’s probably bad that the future of America’s government pivots on a fight between Lex Luthor and the Joker
June 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
quick someone convince stinkman he can run for Pope but he needs to resign as president RIGHT NOW QUICKLY GO TO VATICAN CITY
May 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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They will help you reach your deadline ✏️📓📝
April 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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he’s right and he’s right to say it
April 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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My painting TROUT WATER
April 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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It's Playground Safety Week which means you should look out for these common playground hazards and Megalodon.
April 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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what do you want
April 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Elizabeth Warren on CNBC explains why Trump illegally firing Jerome Powell would wreck the economy and take the US down a fast track toward dictatorship
April 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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It certainly looks like Elon Musk’s henchmen stole all the data from the agency which protects workers rights, tried to cover it up, and then threatened to kill the guy who blew the whistle on it.
A whistleblower's disclosure details how DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data
A whistleblower tells Congress and NPR that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data and hid its tracks. "None of that ... information should ever leave the agency," said a former NLRB official.
www.npr.org
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
so while my formal focus for my English degree was poetry, I've always had a sort of unofficial focus in what I call "internet neolinguistics"

I'm waiting for the day someone asks me why D@GE is pronounced the way it is and I have a mental breakdown I DIDNT ASK TO BE ACTUALLY RELEVANT
March 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM