Pineapple Crab
@adenglaven.bsky.social
Resident of Inner North Brisbane. Fan of stats, politics, sports, electronic music.
www.theguardian.com/science/2025... disappointing
Chance of giant asteroid hitting Earth in 2032 falls to 0.0017%
Asteroid 2024 YR4 had reached a 3.1% likelihood of impact but further data has rendered it negligible
www.theguardian.com
February 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
www.theguardian.com/science/2025... disappointing
How on earth is this even possible? Why are there 6 buses going one way and none coming city bound
February 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
How on earth is this even possible? Why are there 6 buses going one way and none coming city bound
Some choice pics of magnetic island which I’ve just arrived at
January 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Some choice pics of magnetic island which I’ve just arrived at
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🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
December 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
Christmas arvo relaxing
December 25, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Christmas arvo relaxing
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Merry Christmas!
What are they looking at
December 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
What are they looking at
New Christmas tradition is celebrating festivus
December 24, 2024 at 11:13 AM
New Christmas tradition is celebrating festivus
Getting a very happy welcome home for Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Getting a very happy welcome home for Christmas
Great minds think alike
December 24, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Great minds think alike
RETVRN
This is how the weather forecast was illustrated on BBC TV in 1966.
December 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM
RETVRN
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This has ALWAYS been what is going to happen. The way that tariffs work makes them perfect vehicles for presidential corruption. If you're on team Trump you get a waiver. If you're not, well ... sucks to be you. That's why the inaugural committee is cleaning up with CEOs.
Deepwater Asset Management predicts that Apple and Tesla will receive tariff waivers because Trump doesn’t want Tesla to lose to BYD or Apple to lose to Samsung.
So, Trump literally decides our every breath now. I guess soon we’ll find out when we are allowed to piss
9to5mac.com/2024/12/17/a...
So, Trump literally decides our every breath now. I guess soon we’ll find out when we are allowed to piss
9to5mac.com/2024/12/17/a...
Analyst: Trump will waive Apple’s China tariffs so it doesn’t ‘lose to Samsung’ - 9to5Mac
One major firm has shared predictions for the US market in 2025, and Apple getting exempted from Trump’s new China tariffs is on the list.
9to5mac.com
December 18, 2024 at 6:49 PM
This has ALWAYS been what is going to happen. The way that tariffs work makes them perfect vehicles for presidential corruption. If you're on team Trump you get a waiver. If you're not, well ... sucks to be you. That's why the inaugural committee is cleaning up with CEOs.
Just got phone polled for electorate of Brisbane. Was keen to answer until they asked loaded questions about greens policies that sound like they are from the liberal party
December 18, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Just got phone polled for electorate of Brisbane. Was keen to answer until they asked loaded questions about greens policies that sound like they are from the liberal party
This mee goreng was a nightmare to make from start to finish but glad it’s done
December 16, 2024 at 9:33 AM
This mee goreng was a nightmare to make from start to finish but glad it’s done
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
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I have the urge to say lychee as lychée (lee-shay)
December 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I have the urge to say lychee as lychée (lee-shay)
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too busy being awesome to give away money
"For the third year in a row, Elon Musk’s charitable foundation did not give away enough of its money."
Musk’s Foundation Gave Away Less Money Than Required in 2023 (Gift Article)
Private foundations must donate 5 percent of their assets every year. Elon Musk’s enormous charity missed that standard for three consecutive years.
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2024 at 12:43 AM
too busy being awesome to give away money
I am definitely asking for a pet lion this Christmas
December 7, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I am definitely asking for a pet lion this Christmas
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![A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aohq6g4pn4njqioimsxtvghu/bafkreihm76lxdvcctcmb4dcjrorqaqxrzujwztozstsk5hiodditj3vzoe@jpeg)
My oh my another quarter of AUS economic data
December 4, 2024 at 12:45 AM
My oh my another quarter of AUS economic data
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What just happened in South Korea:
At around 10:25 pm: South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol declared martial law in a televised announcement
Within hours, 190 lawmakers voted in parliament to block the move while martial law officials entered the building.
At 4:27 am: Yoon lifts martial law
At around 10:25 pm: South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol declared martial law in a televised announcement
Within hours, 190 lawmakers voted in parliament to block the move while martial law officials entered the building.
At 4:27 am: Yoon lifts martial law
December 3, 2024 at 7:45 PM
What just happened in South Korea:
At around 10:25 pm: South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol declared martial law in a televised announcement
Within hours, 190 lawmakers voted in parliament to block the move while martial law officials entered the building.
At 4:27 am: Yoon lifts martial law
At around 10:25 pm: South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol declared martial law in a televised announcement
Within hours, 190 lawmakers voted in parliament to block the move while martial law officials entered the building.
At 4:27 am: Yoon lifts martial law
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If I were the reserve bank I would be focused on getting promoted into the first bank side
If I were the reserve bank I would be concerned about all the gains and bulking I have made. At some point you need to cut.
December 3, 2024 at 4:51 AM
If I were the reserve bank I would be focused on getting promoted into the first bank side
If I were the reserve bank I would be concerned about all the gains and bulking I have made. At some point you need to cut.
December 3, 2024 at 3:30 AM
If I were the reserve bank I would be concerned about all the gains and bulking I have made. At some point you need to cut.