Still playing around with designs, but heh #tma fantasy au

Wait this one is just cuter hi b sky

I'm sorry but Netflix on the hotel tv? Absolutely not. I need some basic ass cable. I need to check in on Shark Tank. Maybe a Castle marathon. An episode of Charmed. Third qualifying round for American Ninja warrior? Absolutely. This is the entertainment of transience and I respect it.

It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country

Two Tylenol, no sleep, Enrique Iglesias and a dream. This is how to do a 9-5

Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil

I’m gonna keep my account private by just blocking every new person who interacts and then I will eventually block every person on Bluesky except my 3 followers

okay so first day without twitter

Pro: This app is just as addicting

Con: I’m having trouble finding the emotionally unhinged funny people

Late night doodles I forgot to post here WHOOPS

anxiety: everyone's mad at you
me: to be mad at me they'd have to think about me at all
anxiety: jesus christ dude

Calling all oomfs we need to all move closer to eachother I cannot survive like this much longer

Let's be real the only reason anyone watched that Jake Paul fight was for the 1% chance that Mike Tyson would bite something off him

sometimes I get a deep and lingering sadness over not having a best friend to hangout with every day : ( I was born to be codependent

Time for my morning doom scr-

Oh wow. Bluesky IS different.

me right now in this moment of freedom

Nevermind I deleted X I’m committed to this bit

Micro dosing Bluesky for my eventual transition off of x