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Adam Motz
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Dad, husband, writer, musician, lawyer
Author of YOU COME FROM LOVE

📍Chicago

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if all those lives hadn’t been lost we could be having a lot of fun with an executive order solely written to try to deflect blame

we have such an unserious bitch of a president
January 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
3yo meltdown this morning bc she asked me to put her chocolate milk in the fridge and I put her chocolate milk in the fridge.

#parenting
January 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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the four year old: “I’m not playing with my marbles, I’m just touching them!”

if you want to understand why lawyers exist as a profession, spend five minutes around a small child who doesn’t want to go to bed
December 18, 2024 at 4:14 AM
It’s not Christmas til I’ve baked a billion dozen of these 🤤
The best Christmas cookie recipe: Andes Mint Chocolate Cookies
Soft, chocolatey cookies topped with melted mint perfection — a holiday family tradition perfect for parties and gatherings
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December 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The Family Stone is not only the best Christmas movie, it’s also my favorite movie of all time.
a woman in glasses is holding a cup of coffee .
ALT: a woman in glasses is holding a cup of coffee .
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December 13, 2024 at 11:56 PM
That time I accidentally terrified my kids

#parenting #santa
Santa came to our house and left our toddlers screaming
A dad’s holiday parenting fail began with a Santa suit and spiraled into Christmas chaos
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December 13, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Ok so it turns out being a parent means constantly feeling a little guilty no matter what.
December 13, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Spoiler alert: so many Mitch McConnell cameos in this new Moana movie
December 13, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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I assume everyone is queer until I’m told otherwise. If you want me to think of you as a straight person, you’re going to have to make a formal announcement.
December 10, 2024 at 7:44 PM
There’s busy and then there’s missed-the-latest-Real-Housewives busy.
December 6, 2024 at 2:20 AM
STILL thinking about the movie 🥹 #Wicked
Parenting lessons from the Wicked movie's most emotional and inspiring scenes
How Elphaba’s story reveals the power of resilience and guides us in helping kids thrive
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December 4, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Michigan Republican state Rep. Josh Schriver is giving away the game. “Make gay marriage illegal again,” he said over on the bad place. “This is not remotely controversial, no extreme,” he claimed.
December 2, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Thankful for Apple Watch letting me know yet again that my kids are a “loud environment” and my hearing is in peril.

#parenting #thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
People: So when did you know you were --

Me:
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 AM
God I love Bronwyn Newport #RHOSLC
November 21, 2024 at 5:34 AM
I wrote You Come from Love to answer my twins’ big questions about their origin. But this is a book for all families. Because it’s a truth meant for all of us. Every child — every person — deserves to know that we are all wonderfully made. That you come from love. And that your story matters.
Two dads share their twins’ unique origin story in a book that resonates with families of all kinds
Answering kids’ big questions with a focus on love, identity and family
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November 21, 2024 at 2:41 AM
First winter coat day of the season! What pocket treasures left from last winter? Lip balm, cash, mini carton of Tums, small baggie of Tums, Target receipt for Tums. Hoping this winter is far less acidic.
November 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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My baby in the high chair: Get thee hence, mother. This sippy cup of filtered water from the ewer of Brita displeaseth me. Take it from my presence!

My baby in the bathtub: Ah, sweet nectar of the gods, tap water steeped in soapy buttock, cupped in a broken plastic Easter egg! 😚🤌
November 19, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Christmas > Thanksgiving
Christmas decorating before Thanksgiving? Here’s why we start the holiday magic early
When the sparkle of Christmas lights and Santa’s magic just can’t wait until Thanksgiving
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November 17, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Always wanted my husband to have more Christmas spirit, but now he has us doing a family photo shoot in matching Xmas PJs
November 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM