Adam
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I was thinking maybe instead of houses we could live in tepees because it's better in a lot of ways.
It’s 2025 and The New York times has discovered manga exists. I bet those dullards at The New Yorker are feeling real embarrassed right now that they’ve been scooped.
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It’s 2025 and The New York times has discovered manga exists. I bet those dullards at The New Yorker are feeling real embarrassed right now that they’ve been scooped.
The fact that xfinity went to the trouble to trademark the phrase "The wifi is booming" reveals a lot about the current state of marketing and advertising.
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The fact that xfinity went to the trouble to trademark the phrase "The wifi is booming" reveals a lot about the current state of marketing and advertising.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself encased in a chocolatey crunchy candy-licious shell.
September 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself encased in a chocolatey crunchy candy-licious shell.
Margaret Dumont: Be a dear and hold me close.
Groucho: Be a deer and grow some antlers.
Groucho: Be a deer and grow some antlers.
September 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Margaret Dumont: Be a dear and hold me close.
Groucho: Be a deer and grow some antlers.
Groucho: Be a deer and grow some antlers.
L-Word Demon Hunters
M. Ward Demon Hunters
N’Sync Demon Hunters
O-face Demon Hunters
Pee Tape Demon Hunters
Qdoba Demon Hunters
R. Crumb Demon Hunters
and so on like that
M. Ward Demon Hunters
N’Sync Demon Hunters
O-face Demon Hunters
Pee Tape Demon Hunters
Qdoba Demon Hunters
R. Crumb Demon Hunters
and so on like that
September 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
L-Word Demon Hunters
M. Ward Demon Hunters
N’Sync Demon Hunters
O-face Demon Hunters
Pee Tape Demon Hunters
Qdoba Demon Hunters
R. Crumb Demon Hunters
and so on like that
M. Ward Demon Hunters
N’Sync Demon Hunters
O-face Demon Hunters
Pee Tape Demon Hunters
Qdoba Demon Hunters
R. Crumb Demon Hunters
and so on like that
It’s fun to live in an era when movies ask the question “haha, wow. What if this really happened? Could you even?”
August 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It’s fun to live in an era when movies ask the question “haha, wow. What if this really happened? Could you even?”
When he just suddenly keels over, all the headlines will say “but wait, he said he was so healthy”
July 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
When he just suddenly keels over, all the headlines will say “but wait, he said he was so healthy”
Last week’s events confirmed that Coldplay is music for CEOs.
July 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Last week’s events confirmed that Coldplay is music for CEOs.
"Get notified when someone posts?" Mister, I don't even wanna know when I post.
July 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Get notified when someone posts?" Mister, I don't even wanna know when I post.
Aside from Seattle, are there any other place names where the first syllable sounds like a letter and the remaining syllables when combined with that letter form an unrelated word? (Seattle = C + attle = cattle)
June 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Aside from Seattle, are there any other place names where the first syllable sounds like a letter and the remaining syllables when combined with that letter form an unrelated word? (Seattle = C + attle = cattle)
I can open the garage at my workplace from the comfort of home via my telephone, and vice versa.
June 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I can open the garage at my workplace from the comfort of home via my telephone, and vice versa.
I bet it’s hard to be friends with someone named Alek because I bet you’d always be like “shouldn’t it just be Alex??”
June 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I bet it’s hard to be friends with someone named Alek because I bet you’d always be like “shouldn’t it just be Alex??”
Victor Mature responded to this with a "so's your old man!"
June 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Victor Mature responded to this with a "so's your old man!"
I sat by Eddie Deezen at a busstop at Olive Ave and Buena Vista in Burbank, CA in 1996.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I sat by Eddie Deezen at a busstop at Olive Ave and Buena Vista in Burbank, CA in 1996.
I had half a Cuban sandwich today that tasted like sweat but I didn’t mention it because the person buying lunch had the same thing and didn’t comment and in fact ate the whole thing
May 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I had half a Cuban sandwich today that tasted like sweat but I didn’t mention it because the person buying lunch had the same thing and didn’t comment and in fact ate the whole thing
Jimmy crack corn and I care deeply.
May 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Jimmy crack corn and I care deeply.
Yesterday at the store with my kids someone was cursing and swearing about Andor and I had to be like “hey! Don’t talk about Star Wars around my children, asshole.”
May 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Yesterday at the store with my kids someone was cursing and swearing about Andor and I had to be like “hey! Don’t talk about Star Wars around my children, asshole.”
I do not give facebook dot com permission to access my skyrim save files or to cheese alteration by shooting a light at a mountain repeatedly
May 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I do not give facebook dot com permission to access my skyrim save files or to cheese alteration by shooting a light at a mountain repeatedly
When the Sesame Street vampire and his clone asked me which member of the Addams Family I was hiding in my garage, I was forced to admit “Itt’s what’s inside that, Counts.”
May 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When the Sesame Street vampire and his clone asked me which member of the Addams Family I was hiding in my garage, I was forced to admit “Itt’s what’s inside that, Counts.”
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Boy howdy. Gilly enamel pins are back!
May 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Boy howdy. Gilly enamel pins are back!
Reposted by Adam
My wife found this on the beach.
May 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My wife found this on the beach.
I Dated a Robot, the Futurama episode that briefly parodies All in the Family, aired 24 years ago — a mere 22 years after All in the Family ended.
May 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I Dated a Robot, the Futurama episode that briefly parodies All in the Family, aired 24 years ago — a mere 22 years after All in the Family ended.