Tay
@acupofthea.bsky.social
Surviving the apocalypse one Prosecco at a time.
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Anyway, I am very tired. Physically, mentally and emotionally. So if it pleases the court I’m going to go sleep for several days. Wake me for baked Camembert.
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Anyway, I am very tired. Physically, mentally and emotionally. So if it pleases the court I’m going to go sleep for several days. Wake me for baked Camembert.
Resisted the temptation to book myself a fancy spa night so I could pretend everyone doesn’t exist, and could wrap presents in peace.
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Resisted the temptation to book myself a fancy spa night so I could pretend everyone doesn’t exist, and could wrap presents in peace.
I knew about “baby brain” during pregnancy. I did not grasp how absolutely insane it is to actually deal with. I am genuinely stupid at the moment. However, unlike lots of stupid people, I’ve not got the blissful ignorance of my own stupidity that usually comes with it.
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I knew about “baby brain” during pregnancy. I did not grasp how absolutely insane it is to actually deal with. I am genuinely stupid at the moment. However, unlike lots of stupid people, I’ve not got the blissful ignorance of my own stupidity that usually comes with it.
The fun part of pregnancy is that you still get to experience all the symptoms of a hangover despite not drinking! Please sir tell me why I was chundering at 7am and every part of my body hurts?
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The fun part of pregnancy is that you still get to experience all the symptoms of a hangover despite not drinking! Please sir tell me why I was chundering at 7am and every part of my body hurts?
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hey EBU, if you don't let a genocidal nation take part, you don't have to worry about a genocidal nation winning #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
hey EBU, if you don't let a genocidal nation take part, you don't have to worry about a genocidal nation winning #Eurovision
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“What the hell just happened?” wasn’t the triumphant song of the contest, but it was the defining slogan #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“What the hell just happened?” wasn’t the triumphant song of the contest, but it was the defining slogan #Eurovision
My favourite part of the internet is random people getting pressed in my mentions. Yeah I’m happy that a nation doing a genocide didn’t win a singing competition. Flex your mighty fingers on the keyboard. Treat yourself.
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My favourite part of the internet is random people getting pressed in my mentions. Yeah I’m happy that a nation doing a genocide didn’t win a singing competition. Flex your mighty fingers on the keyboard. Treat yourself.
THANK FUCK. I have never rooted so hard for an Austrian in my life. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
THANK FUCK. I have never rooted so hard for an Austrian in my life. #eurovision
Who is voting for Israel, I just wanna talk. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Who is voting for Israel, I just wanna talk. #eurovision
Omg this is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time
Thank you to Mario for helping us set the mood for a bunch of frisky fish. Full segment streaming now on Max.
April 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Omg this is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time
To me there is nothing that hurts me more than watching someone else lose their parent. It breaks me. And even though I know they will muster their way through. I don’t want them to have to feel that loss and pain the way I’ve had to
March 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To me there is nothing that hurts me more than watching someone else lose their parent. It breaks me. And even though I know they will muster their way through. I don’t want them to have to feel that loss and pain the way I’ve had to
Can someone tell the lad up Big Ben to have his flag a bit more visible, it’s hard to see from the ground. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Anyway, good luck to him, he’s got people’s attention.
Anyway, good luck to him, he’s got people’s attention.
March 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Can someone tell the lad up Big Ben to have his flag a bit more visible, it’s hard to see from the ground. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Anyway, good luck to him, he’s got people’s attention.
Anyway, good luck to him, he’s got people’s attention.
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Donald Trump and JD Vance are an international embarrassment.
And the entire fucking world saw it today.
Again.
And the entire fucking world saw it today.
Again.
February 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Donald Trump and JD Vance are an international embarrassment.
And the entire fucking world saw it today.
Again.
And the entire fucking world saw it today.
Again.
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Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
February 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
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Gordon Ramsay now has three penalty points and a fifty grand fine - FIA
February 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Gordon Ramsay now has three penalty points and a fifty grand fine - FIA
Why is David Tennant sooo good at playing a god-awful human being? Such a brilliant actor.
February 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why is David Tennant sooo good at playing a god-awful human being? Such a brilliant actor.
My day would have gone infinitely better if I had the opportunity to cuddle a dog.
February 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My day would have gone infinitely better if I had the opportunity to cuddle a dog.
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The death toll in Gaza has already been updated to 61,709.
The true scale of Israel's atrocities is only just emerging - and officials must face justice for every single life lost.
So should those who continued to send weapons, knowing full well they were enabling genocide.
The true scale of Israel's atrocities is only just emerging - and officials must face justice for every single life lost.
So should those who continued to send weapons, knowing full well they were enabling genocide.
February 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The death toll in Gaza has already been updated to 61,709.
The true scale of Israel's atrocities is only just emerging - and officials must face justice for every single life lost.
So should those who continued to send weapons, knowing full well they were enabling genocide.
The true scale of Israel's atrocities is only just emerging - and officials must face justice for every single life lost.
So should those who continued to send weapons, knowing full well they were enabling genocide.
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The fifth horseman of the apocalypse is Misinformation and it rides a zebra
February 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The fifth horseman of the apocalypse is Misinformation and it rides a zebra
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77 years since the Nakba began, Palestinians continue to resist erasure & displacement.
Today, after 15 months of genocide, a million returned to northern Gaza, defying those who tried to erase them. Their unbreakable spirit proves no force can extinguish the right of return. 🇵🇸
Today, after 15 months of genocide, a million returned to northern Gaza, defying those who tried to erase them. Their unbreakable spirit proves no force can extinguish the right of return. 🇵🇸
January 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
77 years since the Nakba began, Palestinians continue to resist erasure & displacement.
Today, after 15 months of genocide, a million returned to northern Gaza, defying those who tried to erase them. Their unbreakable spirit proves no force can extinguish the right of return. 🇵🇸
Today, after 15 months of genocide, a million returned to northern Gaza, defying those who tried to erase them. Their unbreakable spirit proves no force can extinguish the right of return. 🇵🇸
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The reason you can't get a house, is because the Government doesn't build them.
The reason you can't get in a hospital because the Government doesn't fund it.
And your job doesn't pay because the Government doesn't make them pay.
Nothing to do with immigration.
The reason you can't get in a hospital because the Government doesn't fund it.
And your job doesn't pay because the Government doesn't make them pay.
Nothing to do with immigration.
January 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The reason you can't get a house, is because the Government doesn't build them.
The reason you can't get in a hospital because the Government doesn't fund it.
And your job doesn't pay because the Government doesn't make them pay.
Nothing to do with immigration.
The reason you can't get in a hospital because the Government doesn't fund it.
And your job doesn't pay because the Government doesn't make them pay.
Nothing to do with immigration.
This is Mozzie, he’s here to give you a break from, well, everything.
January 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is Mozzie, he’s here to give you a break from, well, everything.
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Used ChatGPT to help me turn algebra into an excel formula which saved me hours of work. When AI takes my job, I’ll say “well done lads, you deserve it”. If you need me I’ll be learning a manual skill for when that day arrives
January 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Used ChatGPT to help me turn algebra into an excel formula which saved me hours of work. When AI takes my job, I’ll say “well done lads, you deserve it”. If you need me I’ll be learning a manual skill for when that day arrives