The Daftest Lap (8-2) 🏴🇪🇺
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Just trying my best. Dyspraxic/Asthmatic. Aspiring writer. Long-suffering Ferrari, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. Halloumi enthusiast. He/him. Swear a whole lot. No DMs please because I cannae see them right now
Only game going right now is Finland 0-0 Malta.
It's Finland's final qualifier of this campaign. They're officially out if they don't win this.
To be fair they entered with an 11 goal deficit to Poland, who play the Netherlands later, have a three point advantage and a game in hand.
It's Finland's final qualifier of this campaign. They're officially out if they don't win this.
To be fair they entered with an 11 goal deficit to Poland, who play the Netherlands later, have a three point advantage and a game in hand.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Only game going right now is Finland 0-0 Malta.
It's Finland's final qualifier of this campaign. They're officially out if they don't win this.
To be fair they entered with an 11 goal deficit to Poland, who play the Netherlands later, have a three point advantage and a game in hand.
It's Finland's final qualifier of this campaign. They're officially out if they don't win this.
To be fair they entered with an 11 goal deficit to Poland, who play the Netherlands later, have a three point advantage and a game in hand.
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And just to be very clear: if you ever think women don't belong in sport whether as an employee or a fan, you will be blocked immediately. Don't you dare ever think women don't belong in the sporting world. Sexist comments like 'stay in the kitchen' are still around. Stone age losers.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
And just to be very clear: if you ever think women don't belong in sport whether as an employee or a fan, you will be blocked immediately. Don't you dare ever think women don't belong in the sporting world. Sexist comments like 'stay in the kitchen' are still around. Stone age losers.
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What they should be doing is focusing on making their communities inclusive. Women are plenty knowledgeable about sport, they care about/love sport; let them enjoy it without making cringe content. Plenty of great women presenters, analysts, pundits etc. in sport. Seriously it's a disgrace.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What they should be doing is focusing on making their communities inclusive. Women are plenty knowledgeable about sport, they care about/love sport; let them enjoy it without making cringe content. Plenty of great women presenters, analysts, pundits etc. in sport. Seriously it's a disgrace.
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If that Sky Sports Halo TikTok account is still up by next week, I'll be amazed. How on earth they thought that was a good idea in 2025 is staggering. It's barely believable it's even real to be honest. Stop degrading women who work in or watch sports. It's beyond pathetic.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If that Sky Sports Halo TikTok account is still up by next week, I'll be amazed. How on earth they thought that was a good idea in 2025 is staggering. It's barely believable it's even real to be honest. Stop degrading women who work in or watch sports. It's beyond pathetic.
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After the revelations in these 23k+ Epstein emails, I’m convinced these billionaires didn’t manipulate the last election to keep Trump out of prison, they did it to keep ALL of them out of prison. May ANYONE involved with Epstein rot in hell and prison, you soulless pieces of shit.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
After the revelations in these 23k+ Epstein emails, I’m convinced these billionaires didn’t manipulate the last election to keep Trump out of prison, they did it to keep ALL of them out of prison. May ANYONE involved with Epstein rot in hell and prison, you soulless pieces of shit.
He's very very guilty
Also why does he refer to himself in the third person like he's the fucking Rock?
Also why does he refer to himself in the third person like he's the fucking Rock?
bringing up Epstein and peddling obvious lies about your ties with him is certainly a choice
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
He's very very guilty
Also why does he refer to himself in the third person like he's the fucking Rock?
Also why does he refer to himself in the third person like he's the fucking Rock?
John Elkann needs to fuck off out of Ferrari
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
John Elkann needs to fuck off out of Ferrari
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🚨BREAKING: John Elkann has released a statement clarifying his comments about Ferrari’s Formula 1 drivers.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
🚨BREAKING: John Elkann has released a statement clarifying his comments about Ferrari’s Formula 1 drivers.
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Yeah...he definitely gives off St. George's Cross vibes, if you know what I mean.
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Yeah...he definitely gives off St. George's Cross vibes, if you know what I mean.
So top of CONCACAF going into the final games are:
Suriname, Curaçao, and Honduras, tied with Haiti.
Just as we all predicted.
Suriname, Curaçao, and Honduras, tied with Haiti.
Just as we all predicted.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
So top of CONCACAF going into the final games are:
Suriname, Curaçao, and Honduras, tied with Haiti.
Just as we all predicted.
Suriname, Curaçao, and Honduras, tied with Haiti.
Just as we all predicted.
Got the bowels
Border wars: a football match in 1599 between men of Bewcastle, England, and Armstrongs of Whithaugh, Scotland, was followed by ‘drynkyng hard’. Final score was two dead, 30 taken prisoner ‘and many sore hurt, especially John Whytfeild, whose bowells came out, but are sowed up againe’.
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Got the bowels
Pats 9-2
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Pats 9-2
Trinidad and Tobago 1-1 Jamaica. Bermuda 0-7 (SEVEN) Curaçao.
Curaçao are one point away from becoming the smallest ever nation, in both population and size, to ever reach the World Cup.
Jamaica need to win to reach their first WC since 1998.
Trinidad and Tobago are out.
Curaçao are one point away from becoming the smallest ever nation, in both population and size, to ever reach the World Cup.
Jamaica need to win to reach their first WC since 1998.
Trinidad and Tobago are out.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Trinidad and Tobago 1-1 Jamaica. Bermuda 0-7 (SEVEN) Curaçao.
Curaçao are one point away from becoming the smallest ever nation, in both population and size, to ever reach the World Cup.
Jamaica need to win to reach their first WC since 1998.
Trinidad and Tobago are out.
Curaçao are one point away from becoming the smallest ever nation, in both population and size, to ever reach the World Cup.
Jamaica need to win to reach their first WC since 1998.
Trinidad and Tobago are out.
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Yes, Curacao IS aware that they're currently topping the group.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Yes, Curacao IS aware that they're currently topping the group.
Bermuda 0-7 (SEVEN) Curaçao
...Holy shit
...Holy shit
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bermuda 0-7 (SEVEN) Curaçao
...Holy shit
...Holy shit
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO ARE LEVEL!!! OH MY GOD. GAME CHANGER FOR THIS GROUP
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO ARE LEVEL!!! OH MY GOD. GAME CHANGER FOR THIS GROUP
MASSIVE goal for Jamaica. They lead in Trinidad and Tobago.
As it stands they'd need a point at home to Curaçao to qualify.
As it stands they'd need a point at home to Curaçao to qualify.
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
MASSIVE goal for Jamaica. They lead in Trinidad and Tobago.
As it stands they'd need a point at home to Curaçao to qualify.
As it stands they'd need a point at home to Curaçao to qualify.
2-0 Curaçao. If this holds, they'll go into the final game needing a draw to secure their first ever World Cup
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
2-0 Curaçao. If this holds, they'll go into the final game needing a draw to secure their first ever World Cup
Having to root for a terrible Jets against a good Patriots side
What year is this?
What year is this?
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Having to root for a terrible Jets against a good Patriots side
What year is this?
What year is this?
Also something else from this game: this is a reunion for Steve McClaren and Dwight Yorke, who were of course teammates at Man United and won the treble together
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Also something else from this game: this is a reunion for Steve McClaren and Dwight Yorke, who were of course teammates at Man United and won the treble together
Trinidad and Tobago give me the vibes of a side that are unlucky to have landed in a group with two very good sides in Jamaica and Curaçao. They'd have thrived in Group C, for example
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trinidad and Tobago give me the vibes of a side that are unlucky to have landed in a group with two very good sides in Jamaica and Curaçao. They'd have thrived in Group C, for example
Curaçao are ahead in Bermuda...as it stands they go top of this group. Long way to go.
Trinidad and Tobago 0-0 Jamaica
Trinidad and Tobago 0-0 Jamaica
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Curaçao are ahead in Bermuda...as it stands they go top of this group. Long way to go.
Trinidad and Tobago 0-0 Jamaica
Trinidad and Tobago 0-0 Jamaica
Serbia aren't quite *officially* out but they'd need a minor miracle to make it via the Nations League spots.
Israel are officially eliminated.
Israel are officially eliminated.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Serbia aren't quite *officially* out but they'd need a minor miracle to make it via the Nations League spots.
Israel are officially eliminated.
Israel are officially eliminated.
SURINAME 4 (FOUR) - EL SALVADOR 0
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
SURINAME 4 (FOUR) - EL SALVADOR 0