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Jess
@acrownforaking.bsky.social
I write. Sometimes, I do other things.
I have to stop dressing like Jimmy Buffett
May 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Me too bro
April 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.
April 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I still think about the Lizzie McGuire movie at least once a day
April 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Hawk Tuah You! Black Emperor
March 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Where the hood where the hood where the hood at
March 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Moosehead Breweries, Canada’s oldest independent beermaker, is selling a pack of 1,461 beer cans, one for each day of Trump’s presidency.

More than 400 people are now on a wait list for the product 🍻
Canadians Sign Up for 1,461-Pack of Beer to Get Through Trump’s Term
Canadians need a drink.
www.bloomberg.com
March 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Using my first Bluesky post to say that MAYHEM is Gaga's best album since Born This Way
March 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM