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November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Born too soon to live in space (lol)
Born too late to enjoy Nabisco Taco Corn Curls
Nabisco Taco Corn Curls (1974-1975): Cheese puffs, coated in taco seasoning. Marketed as "savory snacking enjoyment with a Mexican accent." Part of a fleet of new salty snacks from Nabisco, all sold in boxes, with resealable foil bags for freshness
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
NYT pitchbot account can just pack it in now.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
“We’re here to fight friendship and freedom and we’re all out of friendship.”
I stopped posting Japanese commercial screens like two weeks into running this account (something like that deserves its own account) but I really need y'all to see how hard the Japanese G.I. Joe logo goes.
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Ladies Love Bean.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I can’t believe Eddie Pepitone invoked the NNF curse for ibuprofen. @nevernotfunny.com
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
So, I guess it's probably ok to pirate games now if they're all made by robots.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The Dems definitely need more heavily armed, angry nutters in their camp.
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Is Ben Garrison decorating the White House now?
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
shit, elon's gonna make grokemon isn't he?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 15d
The director of the United States Patent and Trademark Office has ordered a reexamination of Nintendo's controversial 'summon character and let it fight' Pokémon patent after it was heavily criticized by IP lawyers.
U.S. Patent Office Boss Orders Reexamination of Nintendo's Controversial 'Summon Character and Let It Fight' Pokémon Patent, Which IP Lawyer Claims 'Further Undermines Credibility' of Its Case Against Palworld
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This feels like karmic retribution for the Yankees losing after 9/11.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Walk-offs to win championships are better anyway.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Minecraft
What's the scariest game you've ever played?

For me, it's Outlast II, far and away. I can't believe the places that game goes lol.
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
🎶Hush hush🎶
🎶Keep it down now🎶
🎶Tom and Jerry🎶
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
As a prepubescent paperboy, I had the luxury of purchasing my own SNES *and* Genesis.

Hooray for child labor!
Beyond all the nonsense of this bizarre timeline, and the jokes, here's an observation from an old-timer: the console wars didn't start with Halo. 🤷‍♂️

I was on Team Nintendo a decade earlier, and on the other side was Team Sega. War. War Never Changes.

It's okay, we were 10 years old. 😅
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Is Ernest P. Worrell just gen-x’s Dorf?
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Skinny dipping in a pool full of chocolate covered pretzels on a hot day.
Without thinking, what's the worst sensory thing you can imagine?

I'll go first: a moist turtleneck
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
As good as Ohtani is? Imagine how good Buck Bokai must be!
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Wish the pope would just excommunicate the entirety of American Catholicism.
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I hate Christmas and weddings so this tracks.
Having a wedding is like Christmas for your relationship.
October 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The jalapeño curds are legit
October 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
You know, I’m sure at least one person expected the Spanish Inquisition
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Were you even here?
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is so relatable
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Unlimited rice pudding gone wrong
Is this real or am I in a coma?
October 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM