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Alexander Eagan
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ATX #MilesToGo🛐 He/Him
Is it irreverent to ask the Holy Ghost to deliver you from procrastination because it feels silly but I also feel like I need divine intervention at this point
May 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Anglican tries not to mention that the Wesley brothers did not actually ever leave the CofE everytime they're brought up challenge: impossible
May 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Desperately cramming in as much summer as I can in b4 it gets too hot but I have 'obligations' 🫩
May 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Trying to become a bike guy but the cardio involved is absolutely devastating as someone who has almost exclusively done very practical strength training. I smoked for 10 years!!! Pls don't do the math on that but my lungs are not in good shape!
May 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There's something about Jacob rolling the stone away from the mouth of the well + the stone at the mouth of the lions den being rolled away to reveal Daniel unharmed + the stone rolled away and the empty tomb... am I cooking? ⚓️
May 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You can hear ppl chanting Pizzaballa on the conclave livestream lmao
May 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Reposted by Alexander Eagan
“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”

i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
May 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My therapist thinks I'm funny so I'm winning at therapy I think
April 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Jesus to the apostles in the Gospel reading this morning 📕
April 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Saturday going strong because i blew the inner tube on one of my bike's tires in a pothole earlier and just now I got locked out of my apartment w/o my phone for an hour and a half😦
April 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The little corner store by my house doesn't carry my preferred wine selection so I just choose something random every time I pick up a bottle there... got to the register and it rang up at $5.99 and now I'm a little afraid
April 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Engaging in dialectical materialism by making sure to pair my plain polo & khaki shorts with fun socks and doc martens so that the overall effect is giving both chill ass normal guy and quirked up shawty in equal measure
April 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Cartesian dualism my beloathed </3
April 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
7 billion dead, 20k wounded in listening to Sinead O'Connor at work incident
April 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
No drafts on here so I can't post something without actually posting it via screenshot of my drafts so just pretend this screenshot of my notes app is more or less the same thing. Thanks
April 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There's a really specific type of guy out there who has Opinions about the fact that both of See of Rome AND Canterbury are empty
April 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
At the next General Convention I'm proposing the 1979 BCP, v1.1 (it's exactly the same except it includes the Angelus)
April 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Idk if this makes sense to y'all or not but on a spiritual level Jodi Foster and Amy Adams are the same woman to me
April 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Boy's love Nissan Altima with the bumper missing
April 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I wrote a poem during Lent last year, finished editing it a few weeks after Easter & have been sitting on it since. Very grateful that it's found a home at Earth & Altar 📕
April 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Well in any case it's that time of year that the walk home smells of jasmine so strongly i can almost taste it
April 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm lowkeykind of arthritic with it (this isn't a joke) (everyone in my family has arthritis) (my brother got it when he was 26) (I'm in a lot of pain)
April 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Why did we decide to make electronics sound like birds?
March 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Taking leaps of faith, moving not out of any real sense of trust, just a bizarre drive to not linger in something that obviously is no longer any good. Leaving it behind is movement, but I'm not going towards anything. Just away
March 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Got a new perfume & I'm very into it, kind of smells like an orange on a hot dusty summer day mixed with the smell of metal bleachers.. reminiscent of baseball practice & ripping up grass absentmindedly
March 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM