caitlin powell
@acaitlinpowell.bsky.social
stand-up 🌈✨ funny women, chortle student and lgbtq+ new comedian finalist, bbc shortlisted 2024 one of those they/she autistic lesbians you’ve been hearing so much about ✌️
just saw the holiday with a live orchestra because it’s my partner’s favourite christmas film and honestly? pop your feet up and get the dildo out hans zimmer
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
just saw the holiday with a live orchestra because it’s my partner’s favourite christmas film and honestly? pop your feet up and get the dildo out hans zimmer
props to the woman in the cinema last night who had to patiently explain to her date what a deep fake was EVERY TIME one came up. deep fakes were a huge part of the film and every time he’d be like ‘woah! but he never said that??’ and we’d hear this enormous sigh and she’d valiantly try again
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
props to the woman in the cinema last night who had to patiently explain to her date what a deep fake was EVERY TIME one came up. deep fakes were a huge part of the film and every time he’d be like ‘woah! but he never said that??’ and we’d hear this enormous sigh and she’d valiantly try again
nick calling plaintively to joe from the top of the staircase is absolute theatre #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
nick calling plaintively to joe from the top of the staircase is absolute theatre #celebritytraitors
lol not some gammon shouting ‘ere look a couple of LEZZAS’ at me and my partner in SHOREDITCH. like congrats on identifying your first fork in a kitchen i guess, huge day for you
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
lol not some gammon shouting ‘ere look a couple of LEZZAS’ at me and my partner in SHOREDITCH. like congrats on identifying your first fork in a kitchen i guess, huge day for you
just bought a halloween doorbell for whimsy reasons and i - what could this possible mean?
not time, not chime. jime.
not time, not chime. jime.
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
just bought a halloween doorbell for whimsy reasons and i - what could this possible mean?
not time, not chime. jime.
not time, not chime. jime.
celebrity traitors mood
October 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
celebrity traitors mood
why does everyone on celebrity traitors keep calling jonathan ross a national treasure? did i mandela effect the russell brand radio prank? plus charlotte church is RIGHT THERE
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
why does everyone on celebrity traitors keep calling jonathan ross a national treasure? did i mandela effect the russell brand radio prank? plus charlotte church is RIGHT THERE
huge shout out to the battered italian man last night who, mid way thorough act 2 of starlight express, said at full volume: ‘okay enough, thisa getting silly now’ you are my hero
September 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
huge shout out to the battered italian man last night who, mid way thorough act 2 of starlight express, said at full volume: ‘okay enough, thisa getting silly now’ you are my hero
gonna be speaking so much ill of the dead today, genuinely can’t wait
September 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
gonna be speaking so much ill of the dead today, genuinely can’t wait
charming that tube strike day means half of london engages in the time honoured tradition of cycling to work. speed through red lights! don’t wear a helmet! call a nan on a zebra crossing a cunt!
September 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
charming that tube strike day means half of london engages in the time honoured tradition of cycling to work. speed through red lights! don’t wear a helmet! call a nan on a zebra crossing a cunt!
if i was ticketmaster i would simply not show tickets as available when they’re unavailable but maybe im crazy
September 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
if i was ticketmaster i would simply not show tickets as available when they’re unavailable but maybe im crazy
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ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was an efficient, ordered force. #ICE is the SA, the brownshirts, generally poorly educated and unemployed men who revelled in cruelty and destruction, smashing lives and businesses with impunity. Once they had served their function, the Führer had them liquidated.
August 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was an efficient, ordered force. #ICE is the SA, the brownshirts, generally poorly educated and unemployed men who revelled in cruelty and destruction, smashing lives and businesses with impunity. Once they had served their function, the Führer had them liquidated.
i’m not a business expert but how can a WATER COMPANY be in DEBT what have you been DOING i give you my LIFE SAVINGS every month and the water isn’t even CLEAN
August 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
i’m not a business expert but how can a WATER COMPANY be in DEBT what have you been DOING i give you my LIFE SAVINGS every month and the water isn’t even CLEAN
why is everyone in an airport experiencing their first day on planet earth
August 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
why is everyone in an airport experiencing their first day on planet earth
not felt like this since sasha velour did her rose petals - c’mon lionesses 🏆
July 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
not felt like this since sasha velour did her rose petals - c’mon lionesses 🏆
my partner’s response to trisha paytas’ baby: ‘well i guess moses was the original aqua man’ 💀
July 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
my partner’s response to trisha paytas’ baby: ‘well i guess moses was the original aqua man’ 💀
does mel know this is being televised? #queerultimatum
July 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
does mel know this is being televised? #queerultimatum
omg wake up babe new conclave just dropped
Anna Wintour is stepping down as editor-in-chief of Vogue after 37 years, WWD reports.
June 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
omg wake up babe new conclave just dropped
huge week for the word ‘sweltering’
June 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
huge week for the word ‘sweltering’
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I worry that recommendation algorithms may be getting too good.
June 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I worry that recommendation algorithms may be getting too good.
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Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
I'm so angry.
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can’t believe they took the best companion we’ve had in a while, shoved her in a box and rewrote her last minute to have everything revolve around her kid #doctorwho
June 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
can’t believe they took the best companion we’ve had in a while, shoved her in a box and rewrote her last minute to have everything revolve around her kid #doctorwho
doctor who doing everything it can to give lawrence fox a heart attack and i approve #doctorwho
June 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
doctor who doing everything it can to give lawrence fox a heart attack and i approve #doctorwho
can’t believe they took the best companion we’ve had in a while, shoved her in a box and rewrote her last minute to have everything revolve around her kid #doctorwho
June 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
can’t believe they took the best companion we’ve had in a while, shoved her in a box and rewrote her last minute to have everything revolve around her kid #doctorwho