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Is this a safe space to complain about job hunting without hearing advice about job hunting? Bc I wanna do that, & don’t need or want anymore advice - leads welcome though!

Seeking: Healthcare admin/back of house/admin support - full time, twin cities, remote/hybrid/in office WHATEVER
September 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It’s 2025 and wild to me the number of ppl who will call a place and DEMAND things?? A) no, bc who r u?? B) no, bc I literally can’t, your demand cannot be met by me?! C) does this ever work for you?!?
September 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dream: cursed wave pool in Australia being controlled by witchy outcast turned loner turned DJ. tale as old as time.
August 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Two hours out from Bozeman for the night en route to Glacier and I’m assuming whatever gay joke there is about Town Pump gas stations has been throughly ran through already, ay?
August 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My 80 year old coworker is once again telling me about her tiny dog’s diabetes & I can’t pay attention bc I woke up wondering how many children have been named Thanos since them movies came out… T-3 days until VACATION 😮‍💨
July 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
W for the day: POOL

L for the day: forgot vape in pocket before getting into ;’(
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
bf’s cat is obsessed with me (& i am obsessed with him)
July 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just applied for a different job plz send good vibes plzzzz
July 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just texted my boss at my v part time job (6 hours a week) @ 7:30pm on a Monday asking about the vesting schedule for our 401k plan 👹😈
July 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Climbing does weird shit to my brain bc yes I did spent 40 min working a problem, didn’t finish it, moved on to try two HARDER problems (fell off nearly immediately), was on the cusp of crashing out but then did a beginner climb, said “alright, today was a success” to nobody, meant it & left happy
July 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Need I need another cup? No. Did I *want* another cup? Yes.

Travel mugs like this always remind me of my grandpa 💚
July 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Met up w folks @ Elko Speedway last night bc I was invited & (other than one rude/wildly grouchy young woman who swore @ me when I said “‘scuse me” to her cowboy boot that was perched on the bleacher seat i wanted to sit at) it was such a different kinda fun!
Perf weather, variety, cute families!
July 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This weekend I am taking care of (aka scooping litter boxes & topping off food dishes) my parents’ cats, my boyfriend’s cat, AND *my* cat - I am not at all mad about this!!! This weekend, I am Queen of the Cats!! 🥰🥰
July 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Found a new flower to be obsessed with - Protea Pincushion 🥹🥰
July 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Craving a McRib
July 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Happy Cherpocalypse Day of Remembrance @stevenp.bsky.social 🌈
where has the time gone!
June 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Had a dream I was Liza Minnelli’s assistant - it’s official, Pride weekend has arrived.
June 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The prof for this 2 part final assignment was like “USE GRAPHS, LESS WORDS IS BETTER” but all his feedback on my part 1 submission was “More words plz” & I am SO READY for this class to be done
June 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
My therapist said I’m doing well & oddly… I believe her!
June 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
MN friends who are attending the No Kings protest: thank you.

Stay safe, stay vigilant, be loud
June 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Watching Apple’s WWDC & I can tell you right now, as someone who does phone based work & frequently has a call queue - I will be giving ppl no more than 2 seconds to get back on the call with Hold Assist…
June 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Haven’t bought myself peonies in forever and forgot how much I fucking love themmmmm
June 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Blue jays are such cunty drag kings
now this one is a bird 🪶
June 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Felt funky all morning and decided a trip to TJ’s was in order - these crackers are SO YUMMY
June 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i ran a half marathon yesterday!!

had knee pain a week or two ago during training runs & was told strength training was *necessary* as i upped my miles but of course i didn’t do any
takeaways:
•it wasn’t awful until mile 10 - progress!
•TC marathon can wait until next year, with proper training lol
June 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM