Super moves vol. 2

Suck my nuts assholes

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

do NOT wash down cough drops with gatorade jesus christ

Hey chat, trapped in my cybertruck, FSD drove me into a frozen pond, the water has ignited the lithium, doors won't open and the console is unresponsive, how do I get out? Still love the truck, by the way.

poe2

From Sea of Thieves.

ah hell. ah god dammit,

asking a tall person if they play basketball should be considered a microagression send tweet i mean post

can people on here shut the fuck up about how bad twitter is i already know that just let me look at cats for fucks sake