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· Mar 23
A blurb and a foreword! My wishlist for the book covers is now nearly complete. I really want to add "BEST SELLER" to the next edition
Who the fuck bursts fire crackers at 11pm at night? Get ducked and I hope the event you’re celebrating turns to ashes in your mouth.
June 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who the fuck bursts fire crackers at 11pm at night? Get ducked and I hope the event you’re celebrating turns to ashes in your mouth.
Guys, guys, in the middle of the euphoria of their first IPL win, let’s not forget what is truly important.
Virat. Kohli. Does. Not. Speak. Fluent. Kannada.
Neither do AbD and Chris Gayle.
And that was okay.
Virat. Kohli. Does. Not. Speak. Fluent. Kannada.
Neither do AbD and Chris Gayle.
And that was okay.
June 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Guys, guys, in the middle of the euphoria of their first IPL win, let’s not forget what is truly important.
Virat. Kohli. Does. Not. Speak. Fluent. Kannada.
Neither do AbD and Chris Gayle.
And that was okay.
Virat. Kohli. Does. Not. Speak. Fluent. Kannada.
Neither do AbD and Chris Gayle.
And that was okay.
Why am I only now finding out that Gus Fring in Breaking Bad was gay?
May 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Why am I only now finding out that Gus Fring in Breaking Bad was gay?
Our sentient teleprompter of a Prime Minister apparently addressed the nation at 8pm today. I can tell that no one gave a flying f**k because no one is posting sensational hot takes on LinkedIn.
May 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Our sentient teleprompter of a Prime Minister apparently addressed the nation at 8pm today. I can tell that no one gave a flying f**k because no one is posting sensational hot takes on LinkedIn.
The new Pope’s election is a DIVINE opportunity to settle the God vs Money debate once and for all thanks to his American citizenship.
The election of Pope Leo XIV is a historic chance to settle the God vs Money debate #satire #funny
YouTube video by Sai Ramachandran
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May 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The new Pope’s election is a DIVINE opportunity to settle the God vs Money debate once and for all thanks to his American citizenship.
Apparently, the new Pope is still an American citizen, so the IRS still has its hooks in him!
He prays to God and pays (taxes) to the IRS.
He prays to God and pays (taxes) to the IRS.
May 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Apparently, the new Pope is still an American citizen, so the IRS still has its hooks in him!
He prays to God and pays (taxes) to the IRS.
He prays to God and pays (taxes) to the IRS.
The Pakistan Army’s media wing seems to have studied at the Trump School of Communication 🤣
May 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The Pakistan Army’s media wing seems to have studied at the Trump School of Communication 🤣
I don’t think RCB is ever getting their “ee saala”. It’s taking a war to prevent it but by god, RCB won’t get that trophy.
#ipl #iplsuspended #indiapak
#ipl #iplsuspended #indiapak
May 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I don’t think RCB is ever getting their “ee saala”. It’s taking a war to prevent it but by god, RCB won’t get that trophy.
#ipl #iplsuspended #indiapak
#ipl #iplsuspended #indiapak
The old Elon Musk would have argued for an electric signal to announce the (non)selection a new Pope instead of the current polluting method.
The new Elon Musk thinks there aren't enough people on earth and would like future Popes to contribute.
The new Elon Musk thinks there aren't enough people on earth and would like future Popes to contribute.
May 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The old Elon Musk would have argued for an electric signal to announce the (non)selection a new Pope instead of the current polluting method.
The new Elon Musk thinks there aren't enough people on earth and would like future Popes to contribute.
The new Elon Musk thinks there aren't enough people on earth and would like future Popes to contribute.
"Surgical" in 2019.
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
May 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"Surgical" in 2019.
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
Since the Income Tax side demanding a portion of the seats for itself AND the police side responding with intimidation and sexual harassment are both acting according to their character(“prarabhdham”), this incident increases dharma overall and is approved by the scriptures.
#viswaguruAsAService
#viswaguruAsAService
May 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Since the Income Tax side demanding a portion of the seats for itself AND the police side responding with intimidation and sexual harassment are both acting according to their character(“prarabhdham”), this incident increases dharma overall and is approved by the scriptures.
#viswaguruAsAService
#viswaguruAsAService
Glenn Greenwald is a walking talking own goal.
May 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Glenn Greenwald is a walking talking own goal.
Rwanda is in talks to take in deportees from the US. Earlier, they were taking in deportees from the UK.
This is one interpretation of “Hotel Rwanda” I was not expecting.
This is one interpretation of “Hotel Rwanda” I was not expecting.
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Rwanda is in talks to take in deportees from the US. Earlier, they were taking in deportees from the UK.
This is one interpretation of “Hotel Rwanda” I was not expecting.
This is one interpretation of “Hotel Rwanda” I was not expecting.
Jagmeet Singh is losing by 24 points in Canada's election?!? Crazy!
April 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Jagmeet Singh is losing by 24 points in Canada's election?!? Crazy!
I feel like I just lived an Onion headline.
"Middle aged man does ten burpees without dying. Excitedly posts workout update on family chat group."
"Middle aged man does ten burpees without dying. Excitedly posts workout update on family chat group."
April 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I feel like I just lived an Onion headline.
"Middle aged man does ten burpees without dying. Excitedly posts workout update on family chat group."
"Middle aged man does ten burpees without dying. Excitedly posts workout update on family chat group."
Looks like I have to make a choice.
1. Stop using YouTube
2. Allow ads on YouTube
3. Buy YT Premium.
So far, I have resisted using YouTube.
I'll probably whitelist YT during an emergency - say I'm doing a DIY project and need video assistance - then back to purgatory!
What are you guys doing?
1. Stop using YouTube
2. Allow ads on YouTube
3. Buy YT Premium.
So far, I have resisted using YouTube.
I'll probably whitelist YT during an emergency - say I'm doing a DIY project and need video assistance - then back to purgatory!
What are you guys doing?
April 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Looks like I have to make a choice.
1. Stop using YouTube
2. Allow ads on YouTube
3. Buy YT Premium.
So far, I have resisted using YouTube.
I'll probably whitelist YT during an emergency - say I'm doing a DIY project and need video assistance - then back to purgatory!
What are you guys doing?
1. Stop using YouTube
2. Allow ads on YouTube
3. Buy YT Premium.
So far, I have resisted using YouTube.
I'll probably whitelist YT during an emergency - say I'm doing a DIY project and need video assistance - then back to purgatory!
What are you guys doing?
Education is the ultimate evergreen industry. A few years ago, there was a lot of demand for AI courses. Earlier this year, people were lining up to learn Kannada. Now, influencers are offering crash courses in the Kalma.
April 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Education is the ultimate evergreen industry. A few years ago, there was a lot of demand for AI courses. Earlier this year, people were lining up to learn Kannada. Now, influencers are offering crash courses in the Kalma.
Who the F refers to a fellow world leader by their first name?
“Mikhail, tear down this wall” has none of the gravitas of “Mr. President, tear down this wall”
“Mikhail, tear down this wall” has none of the gravitas of “Mr. President, tear down this wall”
April 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Who the F refers to a fellow world leader by their first name?
“Mikhail, tear down this wall” has none of the gravitas of “Mr. President, tear down this wall”
“Mikhail, tear down this wall” has none of the gravitas of “Mr. President, tear down this wall”
If you're suffering from imposter syndrome, imagine for a second what an introverted Sikh must feel at their own wedding.
April 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If you're suffering from imposter syndrome, imagine for a second what an introverted Sikh must feel at their own wedding.
Modi has won in Kashmir.
He just has to recognize this but he's too hubristic and too beholden to his stage managed image of a strong leader to do that.
He just has to recognize this but he's too hubristic and too beholden to his stage managed image of a strong leader to do that.
Three Pakistani men, suspected to be the perpetrators in the #Kashmir terror attack have been identified. Their sketches have been released. And in the meantime Kashmir is in mourning.
April 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Modi has won in Kashmir.
He just has to recognize this but he's too hubristic and too beholden to his stage managed image of a strong leader to do that.
He just has to recognize this but he's too hubristic and too beholden to his stage managed image of a strong leader to do that.
Every time I see microcopy like "All 1 item has been delivered", I see code like "All $item_count ($item_count > 1 ? 'items have' : 'item has') been delivered"
April 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Every time I see microcopy like "All 1 item has been delivered", I see code like "All $item_count ($item_count > 1 ? 'items have' : 'item has') been delivered"
Collective punishment - whether it is Israel treating Gaza civilians as collateral damage or India deciding to withhold water from Pakistan - is wrong, strategically and morally.
Show me how exiting the Indus water treaty does anything to keep Indians in India safe.
Show me how exiting the Indus water treaty does anything to keep Indians in India safe.
April 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Collective punishment - whether it is Israel treating Gaza civilians as collateral damage or India deciding to withhold water from Pakistan - is wrong, strategically and morally.
Show me how exiting the Indus water treaty does anything to keep Indians in India safe.
Show me how exiting the Indus water treaty does anything to keep Indians in India safe.
Terrorists are spreading terror in Kashmir's tourist spots because they don't want the valley to integrate economically with the rest of india. This is NOT about Hindu vs Muslim, about religion and country of origin.
They WANT us to treat it as a sectarian thing. The IT Army wants that too. Resist!
They WANT us to treat it as a sectarian thing. The IT Army wants that too. Resist!
April 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Terrorists are spreading terror in Kashmir's tourist spots because they don't want the valley to integrate economically with the rest of india. This is NOT about Hindu vs Muslim, about religion and country of origin.
They WANT us to treat it as a sectarian thing. The IT Army wants that too. Resist!
They WANT us to treat it as a sectarian thing. The IT Army wants that too. Resist!
The Wheel of Time on Prime is unwatchable.
1. Everyone speaks in a breathy whisper
2. Nynaeve looks like she suspects someone has farted on set
3. Egwene/Rand have negative chemistry
4. Could’ve removed Mat’s arc entirely
5. Perrin is unreasonably lucky
2/10. I want my watch time back, Wheel.
1. Everyone speaks in a breathy whisper
2. Nynaeve looks like she suspects someone has farted on set
3. Egwene/Rand have negative chemistry
4. Could’ve removed Mat’s arc entirely
5. Perrin is unreasonably lucky
2/10. I want my watch time back, Wheel.
April 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The Wheel of Time on Prime is unwatchable.
1. Everyone speaks in a breathy whisper
2. Nynaeve looks like she suspects someone has farted on set
3. Egwene/Rand have negative chemistry
4. Could’ve removed Mat’s arc entirely
5. Perrin is unreasonably lucky
2/10. I want my watch time back, Wheel.
1. Everyone speaks in a breathy whisper
2. Nynaeve looks like she suspects someone has farted on set
3. Egwene/Rand have negative chemistry
4. Could’ve removed Mat’s arc entirely
5. Perrin is unreasonably lucky
2/10. I want my watch time back, Wheel.