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I'm now almost certain that Brutus did nothing wrong.
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I'm now almost certain that Brutus did nothing wrong.
When did coffee options in India converge on “Latte, Mocha, Americano, Espresso”?
We have an absolutely fantastic filter coffee tradition in India but all our food entrepreneurs have decided that filter coffee isn’t going to be on the coffees lists at anything beyond a Darshini level restaurant.
We have an absolutely fantastic filter coffee tradition in India but all our food entrepreneurs have decided that filter coffee isn’t going to be on the coffees lists at anything beyond a Darshini level restaurant.
January 18, 2026 at 7:18 AM
When did coffee options in India converge on “Latte, Mocha, Americano, Espresso”?
We have an absolutely fantastic filter coffee tradition in India but all our food entrepreneurs have decided that filter coffee isn’t going to be on the coffees lists at anything beyond a Darshini level restaurant.
We have an absolutely fantastic filter coffee tradition in India but all our food entrepreneurs have decided that filter coffee isn’t going to be on the coffees lists at anything beyond a Darshini level restaurant.
Can rules governing how the Vedas can be interpreted help reduce AI Hallucinations?
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Mimamsa Hermeneutic Principles vs AI Hallucinations
Hallucinations impose very real constraints on what Generative AI can be trusted with. Can India’s old Hermeneutic Principles reduce AI…
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December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Can rules governing how the Vedas can be interpreted help reduce AI Hallucinations?
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Trump has been awarded the first FIFA Peace Prize.
I'm just waiting with🍿handy to see how the MAGAts react when they discover what the world thinks is "football" 🏈||⚽
I'm just waiting with🍿handy to see how the MAGAts react when they discover what the world thinks is "football" 🏈||⚽
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Trump has been awarded the first FIFA Peace Prize.
I'm just waiting with🍿handy to see how the MAGAts react when they discover what the world thinks is "football" 🏈||⚽
I'm just waiting with🍿handy to see how the MAGAts react when they discover what the world thinks is "football" 🏈||⚽
Netflix is buying Warner Brothers Discovery. If you recall, Netflix started out shipping DVDs of movies made by companies like Warner Bros.
It's feels somewhat like our Swiggy delivery guy buying up Paradise Biryani!
It's feels somewhat like our Swiggy delivery guy buying up Paradise Biryani!
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Netflix is buying Warner Brothers Discovery. If you recall, Netflix started out shipping DVDs of movies made by companies like Warner Bros.
It's feels somewhat like our Swiggy delivery guy buying up Paradise Biryani!
It's feels somewhat like our Swiggy delivery guy buying up Paradise Biryani!
User dietshawarma doing important work on reddit teaching indian drivers how NOT to be a Formula 1 racer 😍
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December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
User dietshawarma doing important work on reddit teaching indian drivers how NOT to be a Formula 1 racer 😍
www.reddit.com/r/CarsIndia/...
www.reddit.com/r/CarsIndia/...
Field Marshal Munir has been made Pak's Chief of Defense Forces. For this, they needed an Amendment (27th) to the Constitution.
What a year he's had!
Midyear, he was made FM.
(1/2)
What a year he's had!
Midyear, he was made FM.
(1/2)
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Field Marshal Munir has been made Pak's Chief of Defense Forces. For this, they needed an Amendment (27th) to the Constitution.
What a year he's had!
Midyear, he was made FM.
(1/2)
What a year he's had!
Midyear, he was made FM.
(1/2)
So many companies have gone for rebranding. Like Google Maps updated their logo. Here in India, Indigo is planning to change its name to "I didn't go" to reflect their latest business strategy.
#indigo #indigocancellations
#indigo #indigocancellations
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
So many companies have gone for rebranding. Like Google Maps updated their logo. Here in India, Indigo is planning to change its name to "I didn't go" to reflect their latest business strategy.
#indigo #indigocancellations
#indigo #indigocancellations
How do we know Putin is really in India and that this isn't AI slop? I mean, every photo taken in New Delhi nowadays has that Bokeh AI effect so can I really be blamed for doubting this visit?
(Img courtesy: Deccan Herald)
(Img courtesy: Deccan Herald)
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
How do we know Putin is really in India and that this isn't AI slop? I mean, every photo taken in New Delhi nowadays has that Bokeh AI effect so can I really be blamed for doubting this visit?
(Img courtesy: Deccan Herald)
(Img courtesy: Deccan Herald)
Who the fuck bursts fire crackers at 11pm at night? Get ducked and I hope the event you’re celebrating turns to ashes in your mouth.
June 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who the fuck bursts fire crackers at 11pm at night? Get ducked and I hope the event you’re celebrating turns to ashes in your mouth.
Guys, guys, in the middle of the euphoria of their first IPL win, let’s not forget what is truly important.
Virat. Kohli. Does. Not. Speak. Fluent. Kannada.
Neither do AbD and Chris Gayle.
And that was okay.
Virat. Kohli. Does. Not. Speak. Fluent. Kannada.
Neither do AbD and Chris Gayle.
And that was okay.
June 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Guys, guys, in the middle of the euphoria of their first IPL win, let’s not forget what is truly important.
Virat. Kohli. Does. Not. Speak. Fluent. Kannada.
Neither do AbD and Chris Gayle.
And that was okay.
Virat. Kohli. Does. Not. Speak. Fluent. Kannada.
Neither do AbD and Chris Gayle.
And that was okay.
Why am I only now finding out that Gus Fring in Breaking Bad was gay?
May 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Why am I only now finding out that Gus Fring in Breaking Bad was gay?
Our sentient teleprompter of a Prime Minister apparently addressed the nation at 8pm today. I can tell that no one gave a flying f**k because no one is posting sensational hot takes on LinkedIn.
May 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Our sentient teleprompter of a Prime Minister apparently addressed the nation at 8pm today. I can tell that no one gave a flying f**k because no one is posting sensational hot takes on LinkedIn.
The new Pope’s election is a DIVINE opportunity to settle the God vs Money debate once and for all thanks to his American citizenship.
The election of Pope Leo XIV is a historic chance to settle the God vs Money debate #satire #funny
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May 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The new Pope’s election is a DIVINE opportunity to settle the God vs Money debate once and for all thanks to his American citizenship.
Apparently, the new Pope is still an American citizen, so the IRS still has its hooks in him!
He prays to God and pays (taxes) to the IRS.
He prays to God and pays (taxes) to the IRS.
May 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Apparently, the new Pope is still an American citizen, so the IRS still has its hooks in him!
He prays to God and pays (taxes) to the IRS.
He prays to God and pays (taxes) to the IRS.
The Pakistan Army’s media wing seems to have studied at the Trump School of Communication 🤣
May 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The Pakistan Army’s media wing seems to have studied at the Trump School of Communication 🤣
I don’t think RCB is ever getting their “ee saala”. It’s taking a war to prevent it but by god, RCB won’t get that trophy.
#ipl #iplsuspended #indiapak
#ipl #iplsuspended #indiapak
May 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I don’t think RCB is ever getting their “ee saala”. It’s taking a war to prevent it but by god, RCB won’t get that trophy.
#ipl #iplsuspended #indiapak
#ipl #iplsuspended #indiapak
The old Elon Musk would have argued for an electric signal to announce the (non)selection a new Pope instead of the current polluting method.
The new Elon Musk thinks there aren't enough people on earth and would like future Popes to contribute.
The new Elon Musk thinks there aren't enough people on earth and would like future Popes to contribute.
May 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The old Elon Musk would have argued for an electric signal to announce the (non)selection a new Pope instead of the current polluting method.
The new Elon Musk thinks there aren't enough people on earth and would like future Popes to contribute.
The new Elon Musk thinks there aren't enough people on earth and would like future Popes to contribute.
"Surgical" in 2019.
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
May 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"Surgical" in 2019.
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
Since the Income Tax side demanding a portion of the seats for itself AND the police side responding with intimidation and sexual harassment are both acting according to their character(“prarabhdham”), this incident increases dharma overall and is approved by the scriptures.
#viswaguruAsAService
#viswaguruAsAService
May 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Since the Income Tax side demanding a portion of the seats for itself AND the police side responding with intimidation and sexual harassment are both acting according to their character(“prarabhdham”), this incident increases dharma overall and is approved by the scriptures.
#viswaguruAsAService
#viswaguruAsAService
Glenn Greenwald is a walking talking own goal.
May 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Glenn Greenwald is a walking talking own goal.
Rwanda is in talks to take in deportees from the US. Earlier, they were taking in deportees from the UK.
This is one interpretation of “Hotel Rwanda” I was not expecting.
This is one interpretation of “Hotel Rwanda” I was not expecting.
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Rwanda is in talks to take in deportees from the US. Earlier, they were taking in deportees from the UK.
This is one interpretation of “Hotel Rwanda” I was not expecting.
This is one interpretation of “Hotel Rwanda” I was not expecting.
Jagmeet Singh is losing by 24 points in Canada's election?!? Crazy!
April 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Jagmeet Singh is losing by 24 points in Canada's election?!? Crazy!
I feel like I just lived an Onion headline.
"Middle aged man does ten burpees without dying. Excitedly posts workout update on family chat group."
"Middle aged man does ten burpees without dying. Excitedly posts workout update on family chat group."
April 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I feel like I just lived an Onion headline.
"Middle aged man does ten burpees without dying. Excitedly posts workout update on family chat group."
"Middle aged man does ten burpees without dying. Excitedly posts workout update on family chat group."