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@abeysai.bsky.social
Ex-Futurist | Future-Exist | Author of “Humor Science” releasing Q2, 2025
"surgical" is so 2019. "Precision strike" of the 2025 vintage is what you were looking for.
May 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"surgical" is so 2019. "Precision strike" of the 2025 vintage is what you were looking for.
"Surgical" in 2019.
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
May 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"Surgical" in 2019.
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
"Precision" in 2025.
Dictionary publishers are the real winners here. Down with Big, Huge, Mega, Large, Sizable Dictionary-Military-Industrial Complex!!!!
Since the Income Tax side demanding a portion of the seats for itself AND the police side responding with intimidation and sexual harassment are both acting according to their character(“prarabhdham”), this incident increases dharma overall and is approved by the scriptures.
#viswaguruAsAService
#viswaguruAsAService
May 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Since the Income Tax side demanding a portion of the seats for itself AND the police side responding with intimidation and sexual harassment are both acting according to their character(“prarabhdham”), this incident increases dharma overall and is approved by the scriptures.
#viswaguruAsAService
#viswaguruAsAService
Looks like I have to make a choice.
1. Stop using YouTube
2. Allow ads on YouTube
3. Buy YT Premium.
So far, I have resisted using YouTube.
I'll probably whitelist YT during an emergency - say I'm doing a DIY project and need video assistance - then back to purgatory!
What are you guys doing?
1. Stop using YouTube
2. Allow ads on YouTube
3. Buy YT Premium.
So far, I have resisted using YouTube.
I'll probably whitelist YT during an emergency - say I'm doing a DIY project and need video assistance - then back to purgatory!
What are you guys doing?
April 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Looks like I have to make a choice.
1. Stop using YouTube
2. Allow ads on YouTube
3. Buy YT Premium.
So far, I have resisted using YouTube.
I'll probably whitelist YT during an emergency - say I'm doing a DIY project and need video assistance - then back to purgatory!
What are you guys doing?
1. Stop using YouTube
2. Allow ads on YouTube
3. Buy YT Premium.
So far, I have resisted using YouTube.
I'll probably whitelist YT during an emergency - say I'm doing a DIY project and need video assistance - then back to purgatory!
What are you guys doing?
Given the worldwide conspiracy against India where Indian cities are being shown with poor AQI scores, the Government of India is releasing new guidelines for measurement of AQI
(Applicable with immediate effect. Please circulate widely.)
(Applicable with immediate effect. Please circulate widely.)
April 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Given the worldwide conspiracy against India where Indian cities are being shown with poor AQI scores, the Government of India is releasing new guidelines for measurement of AQI
(Applicable with immediate effect. Please circulate widely.)
(Applicable with immediate effect. Please circulate widely.)
They actually said this ⤵️ out loud
April 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
They actually said this ⤵️ out loud
Apple is airlifting 600 tons of iPhones from India.
First, I’ve never seen iPhones measured in tons - tens of thousands of rupees yes, tons no.
Second, in my lifetime, only heroin and gold were ever reported this way. But iPhones are a worthy addition - as precious as gold, as addictive as heroin
First, I’ve never seen iPhones measured in tons - tens of thousands of rupees yes, tons no.
Second, in my lifetime, only heroin and gold were ever reported this way. But iPhones are a worthy addition - as precious as gold, as addictive as heroin
April 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Apple is airlifting 600 tons of iPhones from India.
First, I’ve never seen iPhones measured in tons - tens of thousands of rupees yes, tons no.
Second, in my lifetime, only heroin and gold were ever reported this way. But iPhones are a worthy addition - as precious as gold, as addictive as heroin
First, I’ve never seen iPhones measured in tons - tens of thousands of rupees yes, tons no.
Second, in my lifetime, only heroin and gold were ever reported this way. But iPhones are a worthy addition - as precious as gold, as addictive as heroin
Humor Science has gone global AND is #3 in Kindle sales in India.
April 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Humor Science has gone global AND is #3 in Kindle sales in India.
"Humor Science" is #1 New Release on Amazon!! The book is selling like somewhat warm cakes. Selling like hot cakes is some ways off 😂
April 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"Humor Science" is #1 New Release on Amazon!! The book is selling like somewhat warm cakes. Selling like hot cakes is some ways off 😂
Brutus had a point 🗡️
April 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Brutus had a point 🗡️
A buyer of my book Ghibli'd my photo with them!
April 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A buyer of my book Ghibli'd my photo with them!
So buying that stupid IKEA lamp and keeping that dratted plant alive is finally paying off while I pose artistically with a copy of my book.
The lengthening shadows reflect the artists deepest depths deepening the already deep pathos of the moment. Deep.
The lengthening shadows reflect the artists deepest depths deepening the already deep pathos of the moment. Deep.
March 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
So buying that stupid IKEA lamp and keeping that dratted plant alive is finally paying off while I pose artistically with a copy of my book.
The lengthening shadows reflect the artists deepest depths deepening the already deep pathos of the moment. Deep.
The lengthening shadows reflect the artists deepest depths deepening the already deep pathos of the moment. Deep.
Another day in the life of a deputy chief minister
March 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Another day in the life of a deputy chief minister
The pedestrian getting killed is the only victim I feel for. Wrong time and place.
Wrong side driving puts your own life and that of other drivers at risk. It isn’t even that much of a time/money saver.
Whenever you go the wrong way to be on time, you run the risk of becoming “late”.
Wrong side driving puts your own life and that of other drivers at risk. It isn’t even that much of a time/money saver.
Whenever you go the wrong way to be on time, you run the risk of becoming “late”.
March 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The pedestrian getting killed is the only victim I feel for. Wrong time and place.
Wrong side driving puts your own life and that of other drivers at risk. It isn’t even that much of a time/money saver.
Whenever you go the wrong way to be on time, you run the risk of becoming “late”.
Wrong side driving puts your own life and that of other drivers at risk. It isn’t even that much of a time/money saver.
Whenever you go the wrong way to be on time, you run the risk of becoming “late”.
Day in the life a deputy chief minister…not apropos any ongoing events.
March 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Day in the life a deputy chief minister…not apropos any ongoing events.
More Indians need to internalize this ⤵️
March 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
More Indians need to internalize this ⤵️
A blurb and a foreword! My wishlist for the book covers is now nearly complete. I really want to add "BEST SELLER" to the next edition
March 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A blurb and a foreword! My wishlist for the book covers is now nearly complete. I really want to add "BEST SELLER" to the next edition
The only difference between what is happening in the US and India is that in India, our businesses and institutions made nice with the autocrats without it being covered by the media
March 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The only difference between what is happening in the US and India is that in India, our businesses and institutions made nice with the autocrats without it being covered by the media
My skeet ⤵️ aged horribly
March 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My skeet ⤵️ aged horribly
Bhutan, what secrets are you harboring in that rocky, mountainous heart of yours?
Oh, Trump plans to ban travel to the US from these 43 countries.
Oh, Trump plans to ban travel to the US from these 43 countries.
March 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bhutan, what secrets are you harboring in that rocky, mountainous heart of yours?
Oh, Trump plans to ban travel to the US from these 43 countries.
Oh, Trump plans to ban travel to the US from these 43 countries.
All perfectly salient and appropriate observations about BCCI/Jay Shah/ICC. I don't at all see the same racism you do.
March 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
All perfectly salient and appropriate observations about BCCI/Jay Shah/ICC. I don't at all see the same racism you do.
This book is going to be out soon.
Buy it. Help feed Bezos’ and my family.
Buy it. Help feed Bezos’ and my family.
March 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
This book is going to be out soon.
Buy it. Help feed Bezos’ and my family.
Buy it. Help feed Bezos’ and my family.
How to become a millionaire (2025 edition)?
1. Be Elon Musk
2. Gift the biggest grifter of them all 250 million dollars for his reelection
3. Join government of said grifter // plaster your name on the most egregious decisions of his govt
4. Lose billions in market cap
5. ???
6. MILLIONAIRE!!
1. Be Elon Musk
2. Gift the biggest grifter of them all 250 million dollars for his reelection
3. Join government of said grifter // plaster your name on the most egregious decisions of his govt
4. Lose billions in market cap
5. ???
6. MILLIONAIRE!!
March 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
How to become a millionaire (2025 edition)?
1. Be Elon Musk
2. Gift the biggest grifter of them all 250 million dollars for his reelection
3. Join government of said grifter // plaster your name on the most egregious decisions of his govt
4. Lose billions in market cap
5. ???
6. MILLIONAIRE!!
1. Be Elon Musk
2. Gift the biggest grifter of them all 250 million dollars for his reelection
3. Join government of said grifter // plaster your name on the most egregious decisions of his govt
4. Lose billions in market cap
5. ???
6. MILLIONAIRE!!
Hey, didn’t they tell us each Sudoku had exactly one solution? Not true as it turns out - check out the left and middle block of the middle row!
What else are they lying about? 🤯🫤
What else are they lying about? 🤯🫤
February 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hey, didn’t they tell us each Sudoku had exactly one solution? Not true as it turns out - check out the left and middle block of the middle row!
What else are they lying about? 🤯🫤
What else are they lying about? 🤯🫤
What a "split the baby" decision by the Supreme Court.
The SCOI can hide behind laws and say its hands are tied but a just court would say that if your feelings got hurt because of a poor joke, you need to grow a pair, show up on a comedy stage, and make better jokes not run to Mommy #ridiculous
The SCOI can hide behind laws and say its hands are tied but a just court would say that if your feelings got hurt because of a poor joke, you need to grow a pair, show up on a comedy stage, and make better jokes not run to Mommy #ridiculous
February 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
What a "split the baby" decision by the Supreme Court.
The SCOI can hide behind laws and say its hands are tied but a just court would say that if your feelings got hurt because of a poor joke, you need to grow a pair, show up on a comedy stage, and make better jokes not run to Mommy #ridiculous
The SCOI can hide behind laws and say its hands are tied but a just court would say that if your feelings got hurt because of a poor joke, you need to grow a pair, show up on a comedy stage, and make better jokes not run to Mommy #ridiculous