Laire Browning
@abelizred.bsky.social
Former Virginian (RVA), current Washingtonian, future suddenly looking like a fucking nightmare.
“When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”
“When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”
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Tomorrow on the Main Feed: we're kicking off October with a Gus Van Sant fave so check the weather, pack your ice skates, and stay away from teenage boys.
It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
a woman with blonde hair and red lips looks at the camera
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and red lips looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tomorrow on the Main Feed: we're kicking off October with a Gus Van Sant fave so check the weather, pack your ice skates, and stay away from teenage boys.
It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
Can we file a class action suit against God for not Rapturing these insufferable hypocrites already? We were promised some quiet time.
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Can we file a class action suit against God for not Rapturing these insufferable hypocrites already? We were promised some quiet time.
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Over the past eleven months, we have built something extraordinary together.
Six weeks left.
zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
Six weeks left.
zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
September 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Over the past eleven months, we have built something extraordinary together.
Six weeks left.
zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
Six weeks left.
zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
I never painted a sentence in my life.
September 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I never painted a sentence in my life.
If you see this, quote this post with a movie you watch at least once a year.
July 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If you see this, quote this post with a movie you watch at least once a year.
Not the obituary I’d like to see, but this one will do for today.
a man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone with the word louisiana on the screen behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone with the word louisiana on the screen behind him
media.tenor.com
July 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Not the obituary I’d like to see, but this one will do for today.
I have read this book more times than I’d care to admit since it was released. It has never failed to make me cry at least once during each of those readings.
June 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have read this book more times than I’d care to admit since it was released. It has never failed to make me cry at least once during each of those readings.
I can only draw so many lines before I get bored.
June 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I can only draw so many lines before I get bored.
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Ah god ❤️❤️🔥💔❤️🔥❤️
Please drink it now.
Please drink it now.
June 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ah god ❤️❤️🔥💔❤️🔥❤️
Please drink it now.
Please drink it now.
Taking advantage of the massacre the cat perpetrated against the underside of the sofa.
June 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Taking advantage of the massacre the cat perpetrated against the underside of the sofa.
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A serial killer’s grisly murder spree might lead to supernatural terror in the faux-true crime documentary STRANGE HARVEST.
It releases in theaters on August 8, 2025, and we're debuting the new trailer and poster:
It releases in theaters on August 8, 2025, and we're debuting the new trailer and poster:
‘Strange Harvest’ Trailer and Poster Warns That Sadistic Killer Mr. Shiny is Waiting [Exclusive]
A serial killer’s grisly murder spree might lead to supernatural terror in the faux-true crime documentary Strange Harvest from Grave Encounters writer-director Stuart Ortiz. Saban Films and Roadside ...
bloody-disgusting.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A serial killer’s grisly murder spree might lead to supernatural terror in the faux-true crime documentary STRANGE HARVEST.
It releases in theaters on August 8, 2025, and we're debuting the new trailer and poster:
It releases in theaters on August 8, 2025, and we're debuting the new trailer and poster:
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Please read this entire 🧵, as it lays out one of the biggest intellectual problems with AI (among the many other problems with AI.)
The semiliterate people who use chatgpt like to point to calculators as a precedent of assistive technology but the thing is: calculators actually calculate.
A calculator really does let you outsource calculation. It does exactly what it is supposed to do, and marketed as doing, reproducibly.
A calculator really does let you outsource calculation. It does exactly what it is supposed to do, and marketed as doing, reproducibly.
June 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Please read this entire 🧵, as it lays out one of the biggest intellectual problems with AI (among the many other problems with AI.)
Would it be too much trouble for the Social Security Administration to finally approve my almost six year old SSDI application before The Pumpkin Thing blows everything up?
June 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Would it be too much trouble for the Social Security Administration to finally approve my almost six year old SSDI application before The Pumpkin Thing blows everything up?
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WUT?!
Director Demián Rugna recently revealed that a sequel to gnarly possession horror movie WHEN EVIL LURKS is currently in development:
Director Demián Rugna Reveals ‘When Evil Lurks’ Sequel is in Development
Writer/Director Demián Rugna’s gnarly possession horror movie When Evil Lurks ended on a somber note that left the door ajar for continuation. The filmmaker recently revealed that he’s not done yet; a...
bloody-disgusting.com
June 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
WUT?!
Upon hearing of the bombing, Lindsey Graham began furiously pleasuring himself, while crying, “this is for you John!”
June 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Upon hearing of the bombing, Lindsey Graham began furiously pleasuring himself, while crying, “this is for you John!”
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If the Social Security Administration had a theme song for their disability application process. This would be it.
If the Social Security Administration had a theme song for their disability application process. This would be it.
Suicide's an Alternative / You'll Be Sorry by Suicidal Tendencies on Apple Music
Song · 1983 · Duration 2:44
music.apple.com
June 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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If the Social Security Administration had a theme song for their disability application process. This would be it.
If the Social Security Administration had a theme song for their disability application process. This would be it.
“This isn’t normal” isn’t cutting it anymore. There needs to be a concerted effort (emphasis on ‘effort’) by legislators to address the prolonged shit show that is the Trump administration. This is a “hair on fire” kind of situation.
June 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“This isn’t normal” isn’t cutting it anymore. There needs to be a concerted effort (emphasis on ‘effort’) by legislators to address the prolonged shit show that is the Trump administration. This is a “hair on fire” kind of situation.
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If you haven’t heard of Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove… you have now.
When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
June 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you haven’t heard of Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove… you have now.
When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
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The greta video
June 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The greta video
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BREAKING: LAPD didn’t just “detain” someone. They surrounded him, beat him, and jumped him — like a gang. On camera. On horses. While he screamed for help. Unarmed. Cornered. Alone.
If that’s not state violence, what the fuck is?
If that’s not state violence, what the fuck is?
June 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
BREAKING: LAPD didn’t just “detain” someone. They surrounded him, beat him, and jumped him — like a gang. On camera. On horses. While he screamed for help. Unarmed. Cornered. Alone.
If that’s not state violence, what the fuck is?
If that’s not state violence, what the fuck is?
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This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
Capping the day off with some wholesome filth.
May 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Capping the day off with some wholesome filth.