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Laire Browning
@abelizred.bsky.social
Former Virginian (RVA), current Washingtonian, future suddenly looking like a fucking nightmare.

“When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”
Love when you cover the classics.
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s not work when you’re doing what you love.
November 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
George HW Bush puking on the Japanese Prime Minister seems normal after seeing this travesty.
October 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So, not your proudest fap?
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I’m sure the white supremacists and militia groups scattered throughout Idaho will absolutely love this.
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Unless it for storage of ”starched” socks and used tissues.
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Remember Portland, fascists don‘t get bathroom privileges.
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
See something, say nothing
October 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I propose Trump tokens that can only be used on pay toilets.
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
There were no Hellraiser films released between Bloodlines and the 2022 reboot.

That’s an internet hoax, or Mandela Effect or something.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I agree, but you know it’s happening.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Can’t wait until the Jade Helm conspiracy folks twist their asses in knots trying to explain why this is fine.
a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
ALT: a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Bigger, longer, uncut
September 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It’s the spiders you don’t see that you have to worry about.
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He wouldn’t even be able to honest with himself in a mirror.
September 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If only there were consequences for lying under oath to congress.
September 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Only David Lynch could make the most vanilla looking cowboy into a character that fills you with absolute dread.
September 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I fully agree. Teachers have had way too much foisted on them by (sometimes purposefully) cash strapped districts, and parents that think school is a daycare center.
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Kids “knowing” things isn’t the problem.

The real problem is when they lack the empathy and critical thinking skills to filter the information in a mature manner.
September 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I got better
September 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM