A Bearded Card Daddy
@abeardedcarddaddy.bsky.social
37 || He/Him || Wisconsin || MDNI || The dark side is a path to many abilities some consider... unhinged and best left on an alt.
Well, someone's targeting me on Threads and getting my posts taken down, plus my ability to post images has been taken away. Guess this will be the only place I post things for a bit, even though nobody sees or interacts with them here anyways.
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Well, someone's targeting me on Threads and getting my posts taken down, plus my ability to post images has been taken away. Guess this will be the only place I post things for a bit, even though nobody sees or interacts with them here anyways.
Because life won't stop finding new ways to keep bogging down, I've made the decision to shut down my OF and Fansly pages. Fansly has been full nuked, and all content on OF has been deleted or archived while I decide if I want to keep that account active in any way. May kill this account as well.
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Because life won't stop finding new ways to keep bogging down, I've made the decision to shut down my OF and Fansly pages. Fansly has been full nuked, and all content on OF has been deleted or archived while I decide if I want to keep that account active in any way. May kill this account as well.
Been super sick the last few days, but I can tell I'm starting to recover because I'm finally horny as hell again.
January 22, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Been super sick the last few days, but I can tell I'm starting to recover because I'm finally horny as hell again.
I'll be honest. I've been struggling to be motivated to post here much at all. The reality is that my Threads has 1/3 the followers as I do here, but engagement is orders of magnitude stronger over there. I also have less bot issues there than here.
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I'll be honest. I've been struggling to be motivated to post here much at all. The reality is that my Threads has 1/3 the followers as I do here, but engagement is orders of magnitude stronger over there. I also have less bot issues there than here.
These shorts have never fit amazingly well, to be honest. They're barely long enough to mostly contain things...
January 13, 2026 at 7:44 AM
These shorts have never fit amazingly well, to be honest. They're barely long enough to mostly contain things...
Lost my only day off in a 14 day stretch because of someone calling off and being dramatic about a bellyache he gave himself because 80% of his diet is fricken Wendy's... finally home and hating existence.
January 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Lost my only day off in a 14 day stretch because of someone calling off and being dramatic about a bellyache he gave himself because 80% of his diet is fricken Wendy's... finally home and hating existence.
Is it still gray sweatpants season?
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Is it still gray sweatpants season?
You know what would be nice after this hell stretch of work ends Wednesday night? Receiving a slow, deliberate blowjob, then spending a few hours putting as many loads of warm, thick cum as deep in a needy pussy and/or ass as my body can muster. Will it happen? No. Would it be nice? Yes.
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 AM
You know what would be nice after this hell stretch of work ends Wednesday night? Receiving a slow, deliberate blowjob, then spending a few hours putting as many loads of warm, thick cum as deep in a needy pussy and/or ass as my body can muster. Will it happen? No. Would it be nice? Yes.
16 hour workday, and then I'm back for another 16 hour one that starts in about 5 hours. Insomnia is a bitch.
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 AM
16 hour workday, and then I'm back for another 16 hour one that starts in about 5 hours. Insomnia is a bitch.
Video deleted. No interest in it in a day? Kinda proves my point to stop posting here. It's not welcome.
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Video deleted. No interest in it in a day? Kinda proves my point to stop posting here. It's not welcome.
Downside to getting back into the gym: I'm consistently way more horny and hard much more frequently throughout the day. Makes me wish I had a free use pet.
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Downside to getting back into the gym: I'm consistently way more horny and hard much more frequently throughout the day. Makes me wish I had a free use pet.
In my head a bit tonight because plans got canceled on me for tonight, so I made alternate plans with someone for dinner. They canceled on me to make plans with someone else. This morning, a friend asked if I wanted to meet up for dinner. 45 minutes past the agreed time, and no them. Kill me.
January 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
In my head a bit tonight because plans got canceled on me for tonight, so I made alternate plans with someone for dinner. They canceled on me to make plans with someone else. This morning, a friend asked if I wanted to meet up for dinner. 45 minutes past the agreed time, and no them. Kill me.
Any alcohol can be called rubbing alcohol if you're drinking it while you masturbate.
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Any alcohol can be called rubbing alcohol if you're drinking it while you masturbate.
Since none of my posts or pics really get any engagement anymore, I'm probably done posting any pics on this platform, or at least making it incredibly rare.
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Since none of my posts or pics really get any engagement anymore, I'm probably done posting any pics on this platform, or at least making it incredibly rare.
Just a lazy night while I try to wind down enough to sleep...
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Just a lazy night while I try to wind down enough to sleep...
Just a reminder. No profile pic and no age/verified link in bio? Blocked.
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just a reminder. No profile pic and no age/verified link in bio? Blocked.
Might be room for someone else here in the shower with me, though you may need to get close.
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Might be room for someone else here in the shower with me, though you may need to get close.
Threads made this my first picture ever taken down over there tonight. Was debating posting the uncensored here, but people don't seem to like my posts over here in general the last few months.
Merry Crisis to those who celebrate.
Merry Crisis to those who celebrate.
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Threads made this my first picture ever taken down over there tonight. Was debating posting the uncensored here, but people don't seem to like my posts over here in general the last few months.
Merry Crisis to those who celebrate.
Merry Crisis to those who celebrate.
Yes and yes.
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yes and yes.
It's been a super stressful week, but made it through. My insomnia has been bad, so I'm probably going to be awake until very late tonight. Going to drop the NGL link and answer things from it. Those feeling brave and/or moots can also respond here if feeling bold.
ngl.link/cafeinatedfl...
ngl.link/cafeinatedfl...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's been a super stressful week, but made it through. My insomnia has been bad, so I'm probably going to be awake until very late tonight. Going to drop the NGL link and answer things from it. Those feeling brave and/or moots can also respond here if feeling bold.
ngl.link/cafeinatedfl...
ngl.link/cafeinatedfl...
Today has been complete hell. Thinking I may pop a few Unisom and skip to tomorrow afternoon.
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Today has been complete hell. Thinking I may pop a few Unisom and skip to tomorrow afternoon.
Fold your partner with their legs up towards their breast like a turkey and stuff them.
Then make them suck all the juices off your cock. Call that 'Feeding them Thanksgiving leftovers.'
So my morning was good. How was yours?
Then make them suck all the juices off your cock. Call that 'Feeding them Thanksgiving leftovers.'
So my morning was good. How was yours?
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Fold your partner with their legs up towards their breast like a turkey and stuff them.
Then make them suck all the juices off your cock. Call that 'Feeding them Thanksgiving leftovers.'
So my morning was good. How was yours?
Then make them suck all the juices off your cock. Call that 'Feeding them Thanksgiving leftovers.'
So my morning was good. How was yours?
Woke up this morning because I rolled over in my sleep and my morning wood did not enjoy the angle at which it got smashed into the mattress. Wanted to sleep in, but guess I'm up in every sense of the word now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Woke up this morning because I rolled over in my sleep and my morning wood did not enjoy the angle at which it got smashed into the mattress. Wanted to sleep in, but guess I'm up in every sense of the word now.