A Bearded Card Daddy
@abeardedcarddaddy.bsky.social
37 || He/Him || Wisconsin || MDNI || The dark side is a path to many abilities some consider... unhinged and best left on an alt account.
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Thinking of all the wicked ways to make you scream.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Thinking of all the wicked ways to make you scream.
Today's evidence that it isn't just femmes that get unsolicited, shit-tier messages on FetLife from faceless dipshits.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Today's evidence that it isn't just femmes that get unsolicited, shit-tier messages on FetLife from faceless dipshits.
Damn it. Who leaked my nudes to scientists and material engineers?
October 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Damn it. Who leaked my nudes to scientists and material engineers?
Got these a while ago, but haven't really had a good chance to wear them. Happy gray sweatpants season, folks.
September 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Got these a while ago, but haven't really had a good chance to wear them. Happy gray sweatpants season, folks.
If you see this, repost when a pic you've taken in a video game.
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you see this, repost when a pic you've taken in a video game.
Happy Monochrome Monday from me and my shower beer. Was a good night for a Spotted Cow.
September 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Happy Monochrome Monday from me and my shower beer. Was a good night for a Spotted Cow.
Morning, chat. I won't want to get out of bed this morning. Who wants to join in?
September 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Morning, chat. I won't want to get out of bed this morning. Who wants to join in?
Be even more fun if I had some company tonight.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Be even more fun if I had some company tonight.
I heard it was Monochrome Monday?
August 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I heard it was Monochrome Monday?
Went to the club last night. Figured one or two people might enjoy some post-club dad bod.
July 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Went to the club last night. Figured one or two people might enjoy some post-club dad bod.
I see a good girl that we should tire out a little bit. Happy *WHACK*day, Bluesky. Spicy sites will get more of the pics including the sans-boxers ones later today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I see a good girl that we should tire out a little bit. Happy *WHACK*day, Bluesky. Spicy sites will get more of the pics including the sans-boxers ones later today.
Since I was informed that Threads wanted... *checks notes* 'Hootchie Daddy Shorts' content, and it wouldn't be fair for only them to get it. Do I get bonus Daddy points for also rocking my New Balance?
June 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Since I was informed that Threads wanted... *checks notes* 'Hootchie Daddy Shorts' content, and it wouldn't be fair for only them to get it. Do I get bonus Daddy points for also rocking my New Balance?
Now taking desk pet applications while I work on editing. 😏
May 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Now taking desk pet applications while I work on editing. 😏
I rarely post for Wagon Wednesday for the same reason some femme NSFW accounts don't: men getting creepy in comments or DMs. 🤣
We'll see if Bluesky can have [debatably] nice things today. Also a reminder that this is still very much a nerd account as well.
We'll see if Bluesky can have [debatably] nice things today. Also a reminder that this is still very much a nerd account as well.
May 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I rarely post for Wagon Wednesday for the same reason some femme NSFW accounts don't: men getting creepy in comments or DMs. 🤣
We'll see if Bluesky can have [debatably] nice things today. Also a reminder that this is still very much a nerd account as well.
We'll see if Bluesky can have [debatably] nice things today. Also a reminder that this is still very much a nerd account as well.
It's after midnight here, so Happy Wangsday, all. What mischief should I get up to with this?
May 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's after midnight here, so Happy Wangsday, all. What mischief should I get up to with this?
Well, good evening there. You ready? 😏
May 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Well, good evening there. You ready? 😏
Ope.
Is it a good or bad thing that two of those three remaining could have been filled in had they been more generically 'was someone involved' rather then me specifically?
Is it a good or bad thing that two of those three remaining could have been filled in had they been more generically 'was someone involved' rather then me specifically?
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ope.
Is it a good or bad thing that two of those three remaining could have been filled in had they been more generically 'was someone involved' rather then me specifically?
Is it a good or bad thing that two of those three remaining could have been filled in had they been more generically 'was someone involved' rather then me specifically?
Because @forbiddenbathbomb.bsky.social asked so nicely for it yesterday and could use some cheering up today, everyone gets to see a rare double pic post today.
April 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Because @forbiddenbathbomb.bsky.social asked so nicely for it yesterday and could use some cheering up today, everyone gets to see a rare double pic post today.
Well, I can think of two likely candidates on this one.
April 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Well, I can think of two likely candidates on this one.
Anyone want to get tired?
April 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Anyone want to get tired?
Happy Feral Friday. Pretty sure this is my first video I've posted here and the first time you've heard my voice (albeit I'm a bit under the weather, so it's a bit hoarse this morning). Maybe you'll like both more than I generally do, you heathens.
April 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Happy Feral Friday. Pretty sure this is my first video I've posted here and the first time you've heard my voice (albeit I'm a bit under the weather, so it's a bit hoarse this morning). Maybe you'll like both more than I generally do, you heathens.
March 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So, in under 2 months, I've lost about 20 pounds. Not intentionally, and the cause isn't known. Could be stress, could be cancer, could be a lot of things. Won't know for at least another month. I've been told I look great, though, so at least if it is bad, people still want this bod. 🤣
March 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
So, in under 2 months, I've lost about 20 pounds. Not intentionally, and the cause isn't known. Could be stress, could be cancer, could be a lot of things. Won't know for at least another month. I've been told I look great, though, so at least if it is bad, people still want this bod. 🤣
Sorry I've been so quiet lately. Life has been far less than ideal. Definitely have missed my moots. Enjoy a peace offering/apology pic?
March 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sorry I've been so quiet lately. Life has been far less than ideal. Definitely have missed my moots. Enjoy a peace offering/apology pic?
Happy Thigh Thursday, folks.
February 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Happy Thigh Thursday, folks.