A Bearded Card Daddy
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Fold your partner with their legs up towards their breast like a turkey and stuff them.
Then make them suck all the juices off your cock. Call that 'Feeding them Thanksgiving leftovers.'
So my morning was good. How was yours?
Then make them suck all the juices off your cock. Call that 'Feeding them Thanksgiving leftovers.'
So my morning was good. How was yours?
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Fold your partner with their legs up towards their breast like a turkey and stuff them.
Then make them suck all the juices off your cock. Call that 'Feeding them Thanksgiving leftovers.'
So my morning was good. How was yours?
Then make them suck all the juices off your cock. Call that 'Feeding them Thanksgiving leftovers.'
So my morning was good. How was yours?
Woke up this morning because I rolled over in my sleep and my morning wood did not enjoy the angle at which it got smashed into the mattress. Wanted to sleep in, but guess I'm up in every sense of the word now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Woke up this morning because I rolled over in my sleep and my morning wood did not enjoy the angle at which it got smashed into the mattress. Wanted to sleep in, but guess I'm up in every sense of the word now.
Thinking of all the wicked ways to make you scream.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Thinking of all the wicked ways to make you scream.
Hey, moots. Sorry I've been so silent lately. Life has been kicking my ass. I'll try to post some stuff either tonight or tomorrow. Any requests?
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hey, moots. Sorry I've been so silent lately. Life has been kicking my ass. I'll try to post some stuff either tonight or tomorrow. Any requests?
Today's evidence that it isn't just femmes that get unsolicited, shit-tier messages on FetLife from faceless dipshits.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Today's evidence that it isn't just femmes that get unsolicited, shit-tier messages on FetLife from faceless dipshits.
When you make it a habit to wake up for work a fair bit earlier than you would theoretically need to, simply so that there's enough time for your morning wood to calm down enough to fit into pants.
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When you make it a habit to wake up for work a fair bit earlier than you would theoretically need to, simply so that there's enough time for your morning wood to calm down enough to fit into pants.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Play partners are like cheese curds. If they're fresh, they squeak when you bite them.
October 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Play partners are like cheese curds. If they're fresh, they squeak when you bite them.
Bluesky, just remember, not everyone who talks about having a creampie kink wants to be filled like a Twinkie.
Donut - Generally filled from one hole.
Éclair - Generally filled from two holes.
Twinkie - Filled from three holes.
So which are you really?
Donut - Generally filled from one hole.
Éclair - Generally filled from two holes.
Twinkie - Filled from three holes.
So which are you really?
October 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Bluesky, just remember, not everyone who talks about having a creampie kink wants to be filled like a Twinkie.
Donut - Generally filled from one hole.
Éclair - Generally filled from two holes.
Twinkie - Filled from three holes.
So which are you really?
Donut - Generally filled from one hole.
Éclair - Generally filled from two holes.
Twinkie - Filled from three holes.
So which are you really?
When your nesting partner decides to brat in the morning by deciding to ambush you with 30 seconds of a blowjob while you're getting ready for work, then grumbles for a bit later when you fuck her face and blow her back out when you get home as you said was going to happen.
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
When your nesting partner decides to brat in the morning by deciding to ambush you with 30 seconds of a blowjob while you're getting ready for work, then grumbles for a bit later when you fuck her face and blow her back out when you get home as you said was going to happen.
Damn it. Who leaked my nudes to scientists and material engineers?
October 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Damn it. Who leaked my nudes to scientists and material engineers?
Didn't sleep well, but still woke up hard as a rock and wishing I had more plans with my week off of work for my birthday later in the week.
October 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Didn't sleep well, but still woke up hard as a rock and wishing I had more plans with my week off of work for my birthday later in the week.
Got these a while ago, but haven't really had a good chance to wear them. Happy gray sweatpants season, folks.
September 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Got these a while ago, but haven't really had a good chance to wear them. Happy gray sweatpants season, folks.
Not working today, so I'm wearing my gray sweatpants with nothing underneath them. A few people may have already gotten pictures.
September 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Not working today, so I'm wearing my gray sweatpants with nothing underneath them. A few people may have already gotten pictures.
These days where I'm working from home for a large portion of my day would be made even better with a cute desk pet.
September 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
These days where I'm working from home for a large portion of my day would be made even better with a cute desk pet.
If you see this, repost when a pic you've taken in a video game.
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you see this, repost when a pic you've taken in a video game.
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If you see this: repost with a pic YOU'VE taken in a video game!
Did two from Starfield because I spent more time designing ships than anything else. The second pic just makes me laugh.
Did two from Starfield because I spent more time designing ships than anything else. The second pic just makes me laugh.
September 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
If you see this: repost with a pic YOU'VE taken in a video game!
Did two from Starfield because I spent more time designing ships than anything else. The second pic just makes me laugh.
Did two from Starfield because I spent more time designing ships than anything else. The second pic just makes me laugh.
Happy Monochrome Monday from me and my shower beer. Was a good night for a Spotted Cow.
September 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Happy Monochrome Monday from me and my shower beer. Was a good night for a Spotted Cow.
Woke up from a very brief nap in the middle of my insane overnight shift feeling like I would kill to have someone worshipping my cock like their salvation depended on it. Definitely going to have to take care of things when I'm finally off work.
September 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Woke up from a very brief nap in the middle of my insane overnight shift feeling like I would kill to have someone worshipping my cock like their salvation depended on it. Definitely going to have to take care of things when I'm finally off work.
Reposted by A Bearded Card Daddy
Let me slip into something more comfortable......(a coma)
September 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Let me slip into something more comfortable......(a coma)
Morning, chat. I won't want to get out of bed this morning. Who wants to join in?
September 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Morning, chat. I won't want to get out of bed this morning. Who wants to join in?
Be even more fun if I had some company tonight.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Be even more fun if I had some company tonight.
Working a super long day today when I'd rather tie someone to the bed and push them into overstim and fill them with cum all day. Capitalism is the enemy of horny.
September 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Working a super long day today when I'd rather tie someone to the bed and push them into overstim and fill them with cum all day. Capitalism is the enemy of horny.
Finally kinda caught up with the last few days on my moots feed. Sorry I've been so inactive lately. Life has been kicking my ass. Maybe I'll take some new pics to make up for it.
September 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Finally kinda caught up with the last few days on my moots feed. Sorry I've been so inactive lately. Life has been kicking my ass. Maybe I'll take some new pics to make up for it.