By dressing himself in the imperial colors of the east — yellow, and of the west — purple, Wario ultimately represents the primacy of of money and greed over the traditional ruling structures across every corner of the world.

waiter. theres a gǔ (蠱, type of artificially cultivated poisonous insect employed in black magic) in my soup

my predictions can never fail they can only be failed

I can be trusted with a faustian bargain

volcel

Incellectual

No DMs. No circles. No followers. you're all back on my level assholes AHAHAHAHA

it's tough for reply guys on here bc even with the twitter bump in activity there's just not a backlog of enough good content. you fuckers ought to step your game up so we can thrive once more

finally get to post shitty jokes on a website where even less people will see it than on twitter