Andrew Baker 🇨🇦
@abakern7.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Commercial truck driver, Jedi, Whovian, geek, gamer, DM, Critter intersectional feminist, and BioWare fan, Blue Jays fan, in constant existential crisis. He/him.
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Andrew Baker 🇨🇦
@abakern7.bsky.social
· Oct 17
a man is sitting at a table with his hands folded and the words shoo ! go away written on the screen behind him .
Alt: a man is sitting at a table with his hands folded and the words shoo ! go away written on the screen behind him .
media.tenor.com
I don’t follow back. I don’t follow people I wasn’t already following from Twitter, I live on Only Posts feed for my sanity.
I do not wish to be perceived.
Go away.
I do not wish to be perceived.
Go away.
My cat brought her toy in for me to play with her.
I love Beans she knows what she wants. I gave the lure a spray of catnip and we’ve been playing so long my XBOX turned itself off because it had been idle too long.
Look at her, she’s so high I may need to call NASA to do a rescue mission.
I love Beans she knows what she wants. I gave the lure a spray of catnip and we’ve been playing so long my XBOX turned itself off because it had been idle too long.
Look at her, she’s so high I may need to call NASA to do a rescue mission.
January 24, 2026 at 1:34 AM
My cat brought her toy in for me to play with her.
I love Beans she knows what she wants. I gave the lure a spray of catnip and we’ve been playing so long my XBOX turned itself off because it had been idle too long.
Look at her, she’s so high I may need to call NASA to do a rescue mission.
I love Beans she knows what she wants. I gave the lure a spray of catnip and we’ve been playing so long my XBOX turned itself off because it had been idle too long.
Look at her, she’s so high I may need to call NASA to do a rescue mission.
Part of my therapy homework this week is to try and go a whole week without any news consumption to see how that changes my anxiety.
So two days later I’m here less, both more and less anxious, and ready to watch a 24 hour news station all day.
So I think it’s going well.
So two days later I’m here less, both more and less anxious, and ready to watch a 24 hour news station all day.
So I think it’s going well.
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Part of my therapy homework this week is to try and go a whole week without any news consumption to see how that changes my anxiety.
So two days later I’m here less, both more and less anxious, and ready to watch a 24 hour news station all day.
So I think it’s going well.
So two days later I’m here less, both more and less anxious, and ready to watch a 24 hour news station all day.
So I think it’s going well.
There are times when I swear the auto drive feature in #Cyberpunk2077 was designed by Tesla. It drives onto sidewalks and hits pedestrians at about the same rate.
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 AM
There are times when I swear the auto drive feature in #Cyberpunk2077 was designed by Tesla. It drives onto sidewalks and hits pedestrians at about the same rate.
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals””
Return Of The Jedi With Big Naturals
Return Of The Jedi With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals””
Return Of The Jedi With Big Naturals
Return Of The Jedi With Big Naturals
Now after that lengthy and intense thread, back to my normal bullshit.
This is Balto. He told you he knew a spot with a great view. Didn’t tell you what he uses that spot for. 12/10 (TT: loresa_ukaj)
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Now after that lengthy and intense thread, back to my normal bullshit.
It’s easy to say “I hate Americans” but I really hope it isn’t true. Americans are in the streets protesting, standing up, getting arrested, and pushing back.
Hate America’s leaders, and understand that most people don’t know most of what is happening.
Hate America’s leaders, and understand that most people don’t know most of what is happening.
January 21, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s easy to say “I hate Americans” but I really hope it isn’t true. Americans are in the streets protesting, standing up, getting arrested, and pushing back.
Hate America’s leaders, and understand that most people don’t know most of what is happening.
Hate America’s leaders, and understand that most people don’t know most of what is happening.
Took him fucking long enough.
Hakeem Jeffries comes out against the bill funding ICE and DHS. This seems like quite a big deal.
Scoop: House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries opposes bill funding DHS and ICE
Democrats are lining up against the bill.
www.axios.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Took him fucking long enough.
The Sinnerman quest line in #Cyberpunk2077 remains one of the most fucked up side quests I’ve ever seen in video games.
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The Sinnerman quest line in #Cyberpunk2077 remains one of the most fucked up side quests I’ve ever seen in video games.
V and Judy say Fuck ICE
January 20, 2026 at 11:13 PM
V and Judy say Fuck ICE
Hearing on MSNOW that two battalions of the 101st were put on alert status for possible deployment to Minnesota really fucking threw me last night.
I didn’t sleep much, and today I’ve got a fever and just want to sleep.
Sadly I have a cat who won’t let me.
I didn’t sleep much, and today I’ve got a fever and just want to sleep.
Sadly I have a cat who won’t let me.
January 20, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Hearing on MSNOW that two battalions of the 101st were put on alert status for possible deployment to Minnesota really fucking threw me last night.
I didn’t sleep much, and today I’ve got a fever and just want to sleep.
Sadly I have a cat who won’t let me.
I didn’t sleep much, and today I’ve got a fever and just want to sleep.
Sadly I have a cat who won’t let me.
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 20, 2026 at 1:20 AM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
I am begging, BEGGING! Prime Video to hire people who have called a play by play hockey game before. There are plenty of radio and even regional TV voices who have the experience and the language of hockey.
Former players are great for colour, but play by play commentary is a learned talent.
Former players are great for colour, but play by play commentary is a learned talent.
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I am begging, BEGGING! Prime Video to hire people who have called a play by play hockey game before. There are plenty of radio and even regional TV voices who have the experience and the language of hockey.
Former players are great for colour, but play by play commentary is a learned talent.
Former players are great for colour, but play by play commentary is a learned talent.
So sweet. I love dogs.
This is Luna. She faked having a paw injury after her human hurt their leg. Figured they felt silly hopping around like that and thought it'd be less embarrassing if she did it too. 13/10 (IG: claassenam)
January 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
So sweet. I love dogs.
I am so tired, so stressed, yet, sleeping great.
I just don’t get it. I used to be able to regulate all this shit.
Anyway going to jump back into Night city with my new Nomad and make bad choices, shoot gangs, and corpo shit heads.
I just don’t get it. I used to be able to regulate all this shit.
Anyway going to jump back into Night city with my new Nomad and make bad choices, shoot gangs, and corpo shit heads.
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I am so tired, so stressed, yet, sleeping great.
I just don’t get it. I used to be able to regulate all this shit.
Anyway going to jump back into Night city with my new Nomad and make bad choices, shoot gangs, and corpo shit heads.
I just don’t get it. I used to be able to regulate all this shit.
Anyway going to jump back into Night city with my new Nomad and make bad choices, shoot gangs, and corpo shit heads.
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Hey buddies, I know you see some fundraisers repeatedly. But hunger and the need for shelter and comfort are constant.
Miranda has been my social media friend for years and I’d be so grateful if you donate or throw her a few dollars monthly.
We are all we have.
Miranda has been my social media friend for years and I’d be so grateful if you donate or throw her a few dollars monthly.
We are all we have.
HEY Y'ALL! Missed my goal last week AND had to spend ~$50 on stuff for my wretched eyeball (eye doctors want $300 so gotta be a MASH unit unto myself). I NEED to make $250 min this week or I'm toast. Venmo: MirandaBrave, will reply with ko-fi, photo tax: first Baja Blasting of 2026. Shares appreesh.
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Hey buddies, I know you see some fundraisers repeatedly. But hunger and the need for shelter and comfort are constant.
Miranda has been my social media friend for years and I’d be so grateful if you donate or throw her a few dollars monthly.
We are all we have.
Miranda has been my social media friend for years and I’d be so grateful if you donate or throw her a few dollars monthly.
We are all we have.
And now I have fully finished Cyberpunk 2077.
What a fucking masterpiece. Everything was so smooth, well written, acted, and with the way I ended it, I gotta wonder if V’s story could continue.
What happens if I had let Johnny take over?
Looks like at least one more play through is required.
What a fucking masterpiece. Everything was so smooth, well written, acted, and with the way I ended it, I gotta wonder if V’s story could continue.
What happens if I had let Johnny take over?
Looks like at least one more play through is required.
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
And now I have fully finished Cyberpunk 2077.
What a fucking masterpiece. Everything was so smooth, well written, acted, and with the way I ended it, I gotta wonder if V’s story could continue.
What happens if I had let Johnny take over?
Looks like at least one more play through is required.
What a fucking masterpiece. Everything was so smooth, well written, acted, and with the way I ended it, I gotta wonder if V’s story could continue.
What happens if I had let Johnny take over?
Looks like at least one more play through is required.
Same.
I mean I *knew* that the whole plan was for Machado to go to the White House and physically give Trump her Nobel Prize and yet I still feel like I’m disassociating that it happened.
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Same.
I always watch the credits when I complete a game. It never fails to amaze me how many people are needed to make a AAA title, or even an expansion.
The idea that something like #PhantomLiberty or #Cyberpunk2077 could be made just as well by AI is bullshit.
The idea that something like #PhantomLiberty or #Cyberpunk2077 could be made just as well by AI is bullshit.
Completed #PhantomLiberty
My next V will definitely make different choices, but this Street Kid saw too much of herself in Songbird in spite of it all.
My next V will definitely make different choices, but this Street Kid saw too much of herself in Songbird in spite of it all.
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I always watch the credits when I complete a game. It never fails to amaze me how many people are needed to make a AAA title, or even an expansion.
The idea that something like #PhantomLiberty or #Cyberpunk2077 could be made just as well by AI is bullshit.
The idea that something like #PhantomLiberty or #Cyberpunk2077 could be made just as well by AI is bullshit.
Completed #PhantomLiberty
My next V will definitely make different choices, but this Street Kid saw too much of herself in Songbird in spite of it all.
My next V will definitely make different choices, but this Street Kid saw too much of herself in Songbird in spite of it all.
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Completed #PhantomLiberty
My next V will definitely make different choices, but this Street Kid saw too much of herself in Songbird in spite of it all.
My next V will definitely make different choices, but this Street Kid saw too much of herself in Songbird in spite of it all.
These is the best examples I’ve ever seen of “midwestern nice”
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
These is the best examples I’ve ever seen of “midwestern nice”
Still working of finishing @cyberpunk.net #PhantomLiberty but it has been a perfect mix of Escape From New York, and Mission: Impossible.
Fucking love it. I know CD Projekt Red is working on a new Witcher Game right now but I really hope we can revisit this world again.
Fucking love it. I know CD Projekt Red is working on a new Witcher Game right now but I really hope we can revisit this world again.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Still working of finishing @cyberpunk.net #PhantomLiberty but it has been a perfect mix of Escape From New York, and Mission: Impossible.
Fucking love it. I know CD Projekt Red is working on a new Witcher Game right now but I really hope we can revisit this world again.
Fucking love it. I know CD Projekt Red is working on a new Witcher Game right now but I really hope we can revisit this world again.
With a foot of snow falling overnight and more still coming down, today turned into a do nothing outside day.
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
With a foot of snow falling overnight and more still coming down, today turned into a do nothing outside day.
Having a very love/hate relationship with my therapy today.
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Having a very love/hate relationship with my therapy today.
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
It’s a shame this is satire because I would watch the fuck out of a Ken Burns documentary about a cat.
“For decades, I thought The Civil War would stand as my most important contribution to the art form, but Mr. Biscuits will far exceed the impact of any of my prior works,” said Ken Burns
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat
WALPOLE, NH—Revealing that the series would force Americans to rethink everything they thought they knew about the “cute little fuzzball,” filmmaker Ken Burns announced Friday the release of Mr. Biscu...
theonion.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
It’s a shame this is satire because I would watch the fuck out of a Ken Burns documentary about a cat.