AaronS
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Good evening to @rkalland.bsky.social and only to @rkalland.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Good evening to @rkalland.bsky.social and only to @rkalland.bsky.social
So Johnson didn't count votes ahead of bringing forward the Epstein vote, thinking the Senate would amend it. But since he didn't count votes he didn't realize it would be 427-1 which is now deterring the Senate from amending the bill. Did I get that right? If so, EL OH FUCKING EL.
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So Johnson didn't count votes ahead of bringing forward the Epstein vote, thinking the Senate would amend it. But since he didn't count votes he didn't realize it would be 427-1 which is now deterring the Senate from amending the bill. Did I get that right? If so, EL OH FUCKING EL.
Media 101: Presidential candidates should flood the zone.
Olivia Nuzzi: Bet
Olivia Nuzzi: Bet
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Media 101: Presidential candidates should flood the zone.
Olivia Nuzzi: Bet
Olivia Nuzzi: Bet
Jokic is a dirty player
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Jokic is a dirty player
Absolutely horrific loss by Denver.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Absolutely horrific loss by Denver.
40's and 50's are Clooney years.
60's and 70's Nuzzi years?
60's and 70's Nuzzi years?
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
40's and 50's are Clooney years.
60's and 70's Nuzzi years?
60's and 70's Nuzzi years?
What if Nuzzi's nickname is Bubba?
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What if Nuzzi's nickname is Bubba?
Look, we go way back...
and I owe you from the thing with the guy.
and I owe you from the thing with the guy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Look, we go way back...
and I owe you from the thing with the guy.
and I owe you from the thing with the guy.
Journalistic Integrity: Don't sleep with sources
Olivia Nuzzi:
Olivia Nuzzi:
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Journalistic Integrity: Don't sleep with sources
Olivia Nuzzi:
Olivia Nuzzi:
"Sir, a 2nd presidential candidate banged Olivia Nuzzi."
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Sir, a 2nd presidential candidate banged Olivia Nuzzi."
Eastern time zone sports fans...How do you do this on an every day basis? This is awful.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Eastern time zone sports fans...How do you do this on an every day basis? This is awful.
Feels like we are a week or two away from AJ Brown doing sit-ups in his driveway.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Feels like we are a week or two away from AJ Brown doing sit-ups in his driveway.
Jahmyr Gibbs telling Chris Collinsworth about how much he loved watching Barry Sanders on YouTube as a kid.
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Jahmyr Gibbs telling Chris Collinsworth about how much he loved watching Barry Sanders on YouTube as a kid.
My childhood hero was Red Grange...
I am very doubtful that Barry Sanders was Jahmyr Gibbs' childhood hero...Like, c'mon man.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My childhood hero was Red Grange...
I am very doubtful that Barry Sanders was Jahmyr Gibbs' childhood hero...Like, c'mon man.
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am very doubtful that Barry Sanders was Jahmyr Gibbs' childhood hero...Like, c'mon man.
Reposted by AaronS
Conservatives on Twitter when asked why they weren’t in the Epstein Files
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Conservatives on Twitter when asked why they weren’t in the Epstein Files
"My having to introduce myself to my neighbors is generating a lot of questions already answered by my introduction."
“A lot of people are asking questions that are answered by my placement on a sex offender registry!”
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"My having to introduce myself to my neighbors is generating a lot of questions already answered by my introduction."
It is SO cold in my hotel room. I am in heaven.
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It is SO cold in my hotel room. I am in heaven.
Dawg...WHO IS PRESSING YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION?!? Like I cannot imagine saying this outloud.
hey man, let me help you out here with a little tip in the form of jingle *you don't win friends with salad voice* you don't EVER fuck your students! you don't EVER fuck your students
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dawg...WHO IS PRESSING YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION?!? Like I cannot imagine saying this outloud.
Sean Payton paid players to injure opposing QBs. Enjoy your win Denver, and suck my fucking dick forever.
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sean Payton paid players to injure opposing QBs. Enjoy your win Denver, and suck my fucking dick forever.
Absolutely fireable offense. Your entire schtick is dialing up THE blitz when you need. And when the time came you turned Into the biggest coward on the planet.
Not blitzing on 3rd and 15 in fucking malpractice by Spags
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Absolutely fireable offense. Your entire schtick is dialing up THE blitz when you need. And when the time came you turned Into the biggest coward on the planet.
3rd and 6. Can’t wait to see them rush 3 again
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
3rd and 6. Can’t wait to see them rush 3 again
Not blitzing on 3rd and 15 in fucking malpractice by Spags
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Not blitzing on 3rd and 15 in fucking malpractice by Spags