Celery Dork
@aarone46.bsky.social
Pretending that I'm doing the best I can. Trying to make some shifts in my life happen. I play more Mtg than my skill level would indicate.
This is going to make the FIFA Peace Prize a laughingstock
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This is going to make the FIFA Peace Prize a laughingstock
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The evil that men do lives after them
July 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The evil that men do lives after them
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"In a typical day in Europe, you wake up, eat lunch, go to a museum, and then hit the town. Nobody is stressed about their job. That’s the benefit of a strong welfare state. Everyone is young and has lots of free time."
Life in Europe According to My Semester Abroad
Travel is about meeting new people. My semester abroad taught me that if you travel halfway around the world, you can make friends with all sorts o...
buff.ly
June 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"In a typical day in Europe, you wake up, eat lunch, go to a museum, and then hit the town. Nobody is stressed about their job. That’s the benefit of a strong welfare state. Everyone is young and has lots of free time."
I hope there's a Ruth's Chris on the campus of John Hopkins. Or at least nearby.
May 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I hope there's a Ruth's Chris on the campus of John Hopkins. Or at least nearby.
They're doing these live-action movie remakes on newer and newer films these days. Conclave now??
April 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
They're doing these live-action movie remakes on newer and newer films these days. Conclave now??
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My husband and I run a game store and after all the tariff announcements, he decided to write out kind of a "behind the scenes" of how we spend and spill it out for people who don't understand. He's had so many reactions and shares I wanted to bring it here, too.
April 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My husband and I run a game store and after all the tariff announcements, he decided to write out kind of a "behind the scenes" of how we spend and spill it out for people who don't understand. He's had so many reactions and shares I wanted to bring it here, too.
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
Suddenly I'm getting a weirdly high number of b a s k e t b a l l related posts and I have no idea why. I don't care about the sport at all. Baseball, sure, I could live with. But certainly not the professional level of the other one.
March 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Suddenly I'm getting a weirdly high number of b a s k e t b a l l related posts and I have no idea why. I don't care about the sport at all. Baseball, sure, I could live with. But certainly not the professional level of the other one.
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
The facial and physical acting on Severance this season is absolutely incredible. If you're not watching it, you really should be.
February 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The facial and physical acting on Severance this season is absolutely incredible. If you're not watching it, you really should be.
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ME: I got you some flowers, honey!
MY BEE WIFE: (rolling her five eyes) Oh great, more work
MY BEE WIFE: (rolling her five eyes) Oh great, more work
February 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
ME: I got you some flowers, honey!
MY BEE WIFE: (rolling her five eyes) Oh great, more work
MY BEE WIFE: (rolling her five eyes) Oh great, more work
I used to conjure up numerous elaborate Tolkien/Star Wars mashup scenarios, and now my brain can't stop doing it without thinking. Force of hobbit, you know?
February 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I used to conjure up numerous elaborate Tolkien/Star Wars mashup scenarios, and now my brain can't stop doing it without thinking. Force of hobbit, you know?
Sorry I'm late; my lunch was full of herbs. You know how thyme-consuming that can be.
January 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sorry I'm late; my lunch was full of herbs. You know how thyme-consuming that can be.
Conclave: The first time I heard of it, it sounded like an Ari Aster-esque horror flick title, and a bunch of cardinals and intrigue could fit into that oeuvre as well, right? Alas, it's just the horror of humanity's brokenness, even (or especially?) in the upper echelons of the Catholic Church.
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Conclave: The first time I heard of it, it sounded like an Ari Aster-esque horror flick title, and a bunch of cardinals and intrigue could fit into that oeuvre as well, right? Alas, it's just the horror of humanity's brokenness, even (or especially?) in the upper echelons of the Catholic Church.
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Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Someone watering down your liquor will really dampen your spirits.
December 30, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Someone watering down your liquor will really dampen your spirits.
Saw this holiday moss display at Frederick Meijer Gardens in Grand Rapids MI and could only think of @andrewhunterm.bsky.social.
December 27, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Saw this holiday moss display at Frederick Meijer Gardens in Grand Rapids MI and could only think of @andrewhunterm.bsky.social.
Man, I'm hitting like on about 10 times the posts as normal this morning. Way to bring it on Xmas, Bluesky.
December 25, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Man, I'm hitting like on about 10 times the posts as normal this morning. Way to bring it on Xmas, Bluesky.
Ah, the wonderful feeling of a 7am dentist appointment, followed by going out to the car where my coffee has been waiting to re-stain it all.
December 11, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Ah, the wonderful feeling of a 7am dentist appointment, followed by going out to the car where my coffee has been waiting to re-stain it all.
To all the poor folks who had to sing "Mary Did You Know" in church on this second Sunday of Advent: I know you're out there somewhere, I see you (I don't want to hear you), and things can be made better if you will them to be.
December 8, 2024 at 5:57 PM
To all the poor folks who had to sing "Mary Did You Know" in church on this second Sunday of Advent: I know you're out there somewhere, I see you (I don't want to hear you), and things can be made better if you will them to be.
Change. org petition to officially call those throat singer guys "didgeridudes"
December 8, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Change. org petition to officially call those throat singer guys "didgeridudes"
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Remarkable how readily a council can construct temporary shelter for people, provided it's for a Christmas market.
November 25, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Remarkable how readily a council can construct temporary shelter for people, provided it's for a Christmas market.
One downside of Bluesky is that now that the bot posts are out in obvious force (stupid fake 🐷 videos), its almost more disheartening because at least youd expect to be inundated with that crap elsewhere
November 25, 2024 at 12:11 PM
One downside of Bluesky is that now that the bot posts are out in obvious force (stupid fake 🐷 videos), its almost more disheartening because at least youd expect to be inundated with that crap elsewhere
Why does the grocery store only sell pistachios? Why not happyachios or at least stolidachios. Frankly, we need a conversation about mental health in the achio community.
November 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Why does the grocery store only sell pistachios? Why not happyachios or at least stolidachios. Frankly, we need a conversation about mental health in the achio community.