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SmolAnna
@aamots20.bsky.social
Chicagoan || Soccer Hooligan || Traveler || Nap Aficionado || Smaller of the WoSo Anna's || She/Her

Views are my own.
There’s a guy in our office who eats raw celery at 7am every single day. And not all men, but definitely this fucking guy.

Pick a quieter snack before I send you to The Hague for your office war crimes.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When you’re working from your parents’ house and your dad has an assortment of things on his desk, you get these jokes.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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selling some gear to help pay for San Jose! most things pictured are still available, make an offer 🫶🏼 Kingsbury glove is game(warmup) worn at the first uswnt game at Audi field in 2021!
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Me and my bestie ❤️

(Yes, I was her personal TV and pillow for 2 hours)
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ede what are we watching?

Ede: Go Bears with papa!
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This is the funniest fucking thing and I love you guys.
Always Be ‘Cruitin
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
After the week I’ve had, we deserve this.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hi, don’t usually share family stuff on socials, but thoughts & prayers to whatever deity you believe in would be appreciated for the Amato fam

Dad and aunt were in a car crash this morning. Tony’s got a broken clavicle & 5 broken ribs. Aunt’s got a brain bleed, so it’s been a fucking day.
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Okay, so like one good thing happened today.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.

Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
9/11 I’d like to report a murder ☠️☠️☠️
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November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I got subway for lunch. Hell yeah bros
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nah, bring back bullying 😂

Also sit your benchwarming ass down Lizzy, you washed jabbroni.
"Reasonable people can disagree on this topic, but there’s no need to go to bullying or name calling because it doesn’t set a good example for anyone," Elizabeth Eddy says on Fox News this morning, after a week of inciting targeted transphobic and racist attacks on fellow NWSL players.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Honestly this write up is a whole mood @chicagostars.com 😂😂😂
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This was very cool to see this AM @lesleyryder.bsky.social ❤️
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dick Cheney died? Good. Fuck that guy.

But now we’re trending in the right direction of people dying.
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
SomeBUNNY is ready to trick or treat
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When you coworkers really be saying fuck them kids 😂

Ede absolutely will be paying the EE tax today.
October 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Used ChatGPT and still lost a 3-0 lead to Chicago lmfaooooooo
October 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I know I bitch about my job, but I love my team because what do you mean that we’re arguing in Teams about the best gummy bears (and shapes) and zero work is getting done?

Also: Worms, Aquatic shaped, bears are the order of preference for gummy shapes
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Have we tried turning 2025 off then on again? Because what do you mean escaped disease infected monkeys are just running amok?!
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I’m so sick of these transphobic and racist shitheels.

To quote PunkWithACamera: trans people existing does nothing negative to your life you crybaby bitch
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Becky knows what’s up.
Listen to the captain!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Spent my last day in Norway at the tattoo parlor. First piece of the travel sleeve complete. Can’t wait for more adventures and more ink.
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Timeline cleanse for everyone who needs it. Also, Norway? 10/10 amazing
October 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The Black Sheep Kit is a reflection of our place within the greater WoSo community and our continued desire to make it a more inclusive space for all.

50% of sales will be donated to BWPC and their efforts to expand the game to black girls across the country.

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October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM