SmolAnna
@aamots20.bsky.social
Chicagoan || Soccer Hooligan || Traveler || Nap Aficionado || Smaller of the WoSo Anna's || She/Her
Views are my own.
Views are my own.
This cracks me up every single time. Well done 😂
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
This cracks me up every single time. Well done 😂
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Evergreen message to TERFS today, and every day 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Evergreen message to TERFS today, and every day 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Amy sent me a video of Ede jumping on the couch saying Go Bears, Packers suck.
I fear I will never emotionally recover from how proud I am 😂
I fear I will never emotionally recover from how proud I am 😂
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Amy sent me a video of Ede jumping on the couch saying Go Bears, Packers suck.
I fear I will never emotionally recover from how proud I am 😂
I fear I will never emotionally recover from how proud I am 😂
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And that’s on Chicago pope
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
And that’s on Chicago pope
GO BEARS
FUCK ICE
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
FUCK ICE
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
GO BEARS
FUCK ICE
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
FUCK ICE
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
A little funny tidbit during a not great™ time:
I zap myself all the time in the office in my all birds. Coworker also wears all birds, but no zaps. He is now determined to get static electricity so he can zap.
Me: listen man, I’m not gunna stop you from getting zapped in the name of science.
I zap myself all the time in the office in my all birds. Coworker also wears all birds, but no zaps. He is now determined to get static electricity so he can zap.
Me: listen man, I’m not gunna stop you from getting zapped in the name of science.
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
A little funny tidbit during a not great™ time:
I zap myself all the time in the office in my all birds. Coworker also wears all birds, but no zaps. He is now determined to get static electricity so he can zap.
Me: listen man, I’m not gunna stop you from getting zapped in the name of science.
I zap myself all the time in the office in my all birds. Coworker also wears all birds, but no zaps. He is now determined to get static electricity so he can zap.
Me: listen man, I’m not gunna stop you from getting zapped in the name of science.
Work just opened a Palestinian bakery/restaurant in the lobby and let me tell you: imma be fat right quick now that I have a Seedo’s an elevator ride away.
January 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Work just opened a Palestinian bakery/restaurant in the lobby and let me tell you: imma be fat right quick now that I have a Seedo’s an elevator ride away.
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Happy New Year! In preparation for the 2026 season, we're hosting our Annual Meeting. If you're curious about what an SG does, or you've been around since the beginning, we hope you'll join us next Sunday at 5pm (CST) on Zoom! DM us for the meeting link.
January 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Happy New Year! In preparation for the 2026 season, we're hosting our Annual Meeting. If you're curious about what an SG does, or you've been around since the beginning, we hope you'll join us next Sunday at 5pm (CST) on Zoom! DM us for the meeting link.
To the most famous man in woso, Happy birthday @dreyesceron.bsky.social
You’re still a jabbroni for missing ISC this year 😂
You’re still a jabbroni for missing ISC this year 😂
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
To the most famous man in woso, Happy birthday @dreyesceron.bsky.social
You’re still a jabbroni for missing ISC this year 😂
You’re still a jabbroni for missing ISC this year 😂
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A dictator just launched an illegal war without Congress — that’s what he is if we don’t impeach & remove him from office
This is a dark day in American history
This is a dark day in American history
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
A dictator just launched an illegal war without Congress — that’s what he is if we don’t impeach & remove him from office
This is a dark day in American history
This is a dark day in American history
Lololololol Amy and Dev are stuck in Aruba because it’s 18 miles from Venezuela and they’ve halted all commercial aircraft’s because of the dipshit in chiefs actions 😑
Thots and prayers for the Amato fam who now have Ede and the doodles until further notice.
Thots and prayers for the Amato fam who now have Ede and the doodles until further notice.
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Lololololol Amy and Dev are stuck in Aruba because it’s 18 miles from Venezuela and they’ve halted all commercial aircraft’s because of the dipshit in chiefs actions 😑
Thots and prayers for the Amato fam who now have Ede and the doodles until further notice.
Thots and prayers for the Amato fam who now have Ede and the doodles until further notice.
Met Olympic hockey player Julie Chu in the Nashville airport severely hungover after a work trip.
Very sweet gal!
I was also 5 people behind Patrick Stump after FOB just played When We Were Young Festival and I was deeply unwell about it.
Very sweet gal!
I was also 5 people behind Patrick Stump after FOB just played When We Were Young Festival and I was deeply unwell about it.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Met Olympic hockey player Julie Chu in the Nashville airport severely hungover after a work trip.
Very sweet gal!
I was also 5 people behind Patrick Stump after FOB just played When We Were Young Festival and I was deeply unwell about it.
Very sweet gal!
I was also 5 people behind Patrick Stump after FOB just played When We Were Young Festival and I was deeply unwell about it.
Things I have said to my coworkers on the final working days of the year:
-my patience, like this year, has run out of time
-2025 has been like a repeated razor scooter to the ankles my guy
-DGAF fire me FIRE MEEEEEEE
-my patience, like this year, has run out of time
-2025 has been like a repeated razor scooter to the ankles my guy
-DGAF fire me FIRE MEEEEEEE
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Things I have said to my coworkers on the final working days of the year:
-my patience, like this year, has run out of time
-2025 has been like a repeated razor scooter to the ankles my guy
-DGAF fire me FIRE MEEEEEEE
-my patience, like this year, has run out of time
-2025 has been like a repeated razor scooter to the ankles my guy
-DGAF fire me FIRE MEEEEEEE
Get stoned and go to Christmas Trees around the world at MSI on a rainy Sunday morning?
10/10 recommend
10/10 recommend
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Get stoned and go to Christmas Trees around the world at MSI on a rainy Sunday morning?
10/10 recommend
10/10 recommend
HOLY SHIT WE SIGNED A DEFENDER? A GOOD ONE? In the year of our lord 2025?!?!
Hell yeah bros
Hell yeah bros
A new force in the back 🛡️
Chicago Stars FC have acquired defender Michelle Alozie from the Houston Dash in exchange for allocation money and signed her through 2028.
Welcome to Chicago, Michelle!
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
Chicago Stars FC have acquired defender Michelle Alozie from the Houston Dash in exchange for allocation money and signed her through 2028.
Welcome to Chicago, Michelle!
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
HOLY SHIT WE SIGNED A DEFENDER? A GOOD ONE? In the year of our lord 2025?!?!
Hell yeah bros
Hell yeah bros
CHICAGO MOTHERFUCKING BEARS!!!!
I’d like to think they did it for @sandraherrera.bsky.social’s wedding as a lil treat
I’d like to think they did it for @sandraherrera.bsky.social’s wedding as a lil treat
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
CHICAGO MOTHERFUCKING BEARS!!!!
I’d like to think they did it for @sandraherrera.bsky.social’s wedding as a lil treat
I’d like to think they did it for @sandraherrera.bsky.social’s wedding as a lil treat
Okay this is so much cooler in person. And it was already pretty f’ing cool in photos.
@katherinelin.bsky.social is a gem for scooping this up in London
@katherinelin.bsky.social is a gem for scooping this up in London
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Okay this is so much cooler in person. And it was already pretty f’ing cool in photos.
@katherinelin.bsky.social is a gem for scooping this up in London
@katherinelin.bsky.social is a gem for scooping this up in London
This. I like this.
The net is in good hands 🧤
Chicago Stars FC have signed goalkeeper & three-time NWSL Ironwoman Katie Lund to a two-year contract through 2028.
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
Chicago Stars FC have signed goalkeeper & three-time NWSL Ironwoman Katie Lund to a two-year contract through 2028.
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This. I like this.
Did I get drunk and go to the Wrigleyville Kindlemart and walk away with a Sherpa cardigan and a weird Cubs gnome? I’ll never tellllllllll
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Did I get drunk and go to the Wrigleyville Kindlemart and walk away with a Sherpa cardigan and a weird Cubs gnome? I’ll never tellllllllll
This one hurts because Ella is an OG and a real one. Can’t wait to see where she lands because she deserves her shot.
Selfishly I hope she balls out somewhere and then comes back home to Chicago to ball out as the official HC.
Selfishly I hope she balls out somewhere and then comes back home to Chicago to ball out as the official HC.
Thank you, Ella, for everything.
We're wising you all the best on your journey ahead. 🩵
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
We're wising you all the best on your journey ahead. 🩵
📰: chicagostars.com/first-team/c...
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This one hurts because Ella is an OG and a real one. Can’t wait to see where she lands because she deserves her shot.
Selfishly I hope she balls out somewhere and then comes back home to Chicago to ball out as the official HC.
Selfishly I hope she balls out somewhere and then comes back home to Chicago to ball out as the official HC.
NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW—
⚽🏠 is coming to Chicago in spring 2026. Learn more at soccerhouse.com and follow all the updates here!
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW SOCCER BAR NEW—
Laura come get your brother.
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Laura come get your brother.
Had to use a reciprocating saw to cut up my old credit card AMA
*American Airlines what the fuck are you using in your cards? Goddamn
*American Airlines what the fuck are you using in your cards? Goddamn
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Had to use a reciprocating saw to cut up my old credit card AMA
*American Airlines what the fuck are you using in your cards? Goddamn
*American Airlines what the fuck are you using in your cards? Goddamn
Last call: if you want a Christmas card from ya girl and I don’t already have your address, DM or text it to me and I’ll add ya to the list.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Last call: if you want a Christmas card from ya girl and I don’t already have your address, DM or text it to me and I’ll add ya to the list.