Andrew a9630
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I visited the National Museum of Scotland today, one of my favourite places.
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I visited the National Museum of Scotland today, one of my favourite places.
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highly recommend watching streamers from different parts of the world, trust me it's worth it. 😏🌎
January 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
highly recommend watching streamers from different parts of the world, trust me it's worth it. 😏🌎
Parents: remember you don’t own your children, you’re just borrowing them from the adults they’ll grow up to be.
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Parents: remember you don’t own your children, you’re just borrowing them from the adults they’ll grow up to be.
Americans! Why aren't you doing it right now? You have the tools at your disposal, and it'll only get worse until someone does it.
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Americans! Why aren't you doing it right now? You have the tools at your disposal, and it'll only get worse until someone does it.
Mentaur: the top half of a man, and the bottom half of another man.
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Mentaur: the top half of a man, and the bottom half of another man.
If nuclear superpower Country A launched a surprise massive nuclear attack on nuclear superpower Country B, then B’s best response would be to do nothing because the population of A would die a more horrible death in a slow nuclear winter.
Anyway, Happy New Year everyone! 🎉
Anyway, Happy New Year everyone! 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 AM
If nuclear superpower Country A launched a surprise massive nuclear attack on nuclear superpower Country B, then B’s best response would be to do nothing because the population of A would die a more horrible death in a slow nuclear winter.
Anyway, Happy New Year everyone! 🎉
Anyway, Happy New Year everyone! 🎉
Doing all the daily New York Times games before your phone’s battery dies for the night lends an extra challenge.
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Doing all the daily New York Times games before your phone’s battery dies for the night lends an extra challenge.
Shops are places where items are bought and sold. Stores are warehouses. The two are different.
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Shops are places where items are bought and sold. Stores are warehouses. The two are different.
I’d have said build it in Newcastle, but maybe the planning officers have set a high bar.
December 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’d have said build it in Newcastle, but maybe the planning officers have set a high bar.
How I feel when Amazon don’t pay enough tax and exploit their workers.
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
How I feel when Amazon don’t pay enough tax and exploit their workers.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
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This year, I set myself the challenge of writing a song (or little songlet) for every week of the year. I just recorded number 52. Get in.
Here it is.
Here it is.
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This year, I set myself the challenge of writing a song (or little songlet) for every week of the year. I just recorded number 52. Get in.
Here it is.
Here it is.
My car insurance renewal letter is available in braille. That’s thoughtful.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My car insurance renewal letter is available in braille. That’s thoughtful.
Never mind Die Hard, is Stop the Cavalry a Christmas song?
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Never mind Die Hard, is Stop the Cavalry a Christmas song?
I’m very much enjoying Pluribus, but the biggest shock so far is that Apple didn’t change Zoom to FaceTime.
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I’m very much enjoying Pluribus, but the biggest shock so far is that Apple didn’t change Zoom to FaceTime.
Maybe not the most important aspect of this story, but why are the police driving round in cars that say pouce? www.wired.com/story/fbi-sa...
FBI Says DC Pipe Bomb Suspect Brian Cole Kept Buying Bomb Parts After January 6
The 30-year-old Virginia resident evaded capture for years after authorities discovered pipe bombs planted near buildings in Washington, DC, the day before the January 6, 2021, Capitol attack.
www.wired.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Maybe not the most important aspect of this story, but why are the police driving round in cars that say pouce? www.wired.com/story/fbi-sa...
The Americans pronounce ‘dynasty’ correctly.
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Americans pronounce ‘dynasty’ correctly.
Shall we have a quick game of Guess the Evil Bastard Currently in the News?
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Shall we have a quick game of Guess the Evil Bastard Currently in the News?
Getting kicked really hard in the balls is uplifting, in a very literal and physical sense.
That’s what I mean when I tell someone I find their personality to be uplifting.
That’s what I mean when I tell someone I find their personality to be uplifting.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Getting kicked really hard in the balls is uplifting, in a very literal and physical sense.
That’s what I mean when I tell someone I find their personality to be uplifting.
That’s what I mean when I tell someone I find their personality to be uplifting.
If any documentary makers are looking at the positives and negatives of cannabis use, call it A Joyn’t to be Messed With. You can have that for free.
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
If any documentary makers are looking at the positives and negatives of cannabis use, call it A Joyn’t to be Messed With. You can have that for free.
Does any industry have weirder promotional tie-ups than the tyre industry? Michelin restaurant reviews. Pirelli calendars. Goodyear airships. I can only conclude that a byproduct of the vulcanisation process is an as yet unidentified hallucinogen.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Does any industry have weirder promotional tie-ups than the tyre industry? Michelin restaurant reviews. Pirelli calendars. Goodyear airships. I can only conclude that a byproduct of the vulcanisation process is an as yet unidentified hallucinogen.
Me and the void staring at each other like we're about to kiss.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me and the void staring at each other like we're about to kiss.
I’m sorry, who is going to do what where?
US banking giant to build new HQ in Canary Wharf
US banking giant to build new HQ in Canary Wharf
US banking giant to build new HQ in Canary Wharf
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m sorry, who is going to do what where?
I’m starting a club for people who make purchases they regret.
The Guilty Buy Association.
The Guilty Buy Association.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’m starting a club for people who make purchases they regret.
The Guilty Buy Association.
The Guilty Buy Association.