Andrew a9630
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If you can afford it - go on to your favourite charity's website and send them some money. Be nice.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you can afford it - go on to your favourite charity's website and send them some money. Be nice.
Americans! Please note that the election of Zohran Mamdani in just about any European city would barely raise an eyebrow. New York elected someone who we regard as being entirely normal.
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Americans! Please note that the election of Zohran Mamdani in just about any European city would barely raise an eyebrow. New York elected someone who we regard as being entirely normal.
Spin Doctor Who
Is that a thing?
Is that a thing?
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Spin Doctor Who
Is that a thing?
Is that a thing?
Every man? Including those of us who have an even number of feet?
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Every man? Including those of us who have an even number of feet?
So there should be far fewer black and Asian faces in adverts because they don't represent Britain but you can't walk down a British high street and see a single white face.
Can some right wing megabrain please explain how to square this definitely-not-racist circle?
Can some right wing megabrain please explain how to square this definitely-not-racist circle?
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So there should be far fewer black and Asian faces in adverts because they don't represent Britain but you can't walk down a British high street and see a single white face.
Can some right wing megabrain please explain how to square this definitely-not-racist circle?
Can some right wing megabrain please explain how to square this definitely-not-racist circle?
Yesterday’s Halloween sketch of Nosferatu.
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Yesterday’s Halloween sketch of Nosferatu.
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I bought a machine that translates what your pets say into human. When I turned it on the cat said, "Woof, woof, woof," & the dog said, "Meow, meow meow." I said to them, "If you won't take this seriously you can both sod off." The cat said, "It was the dog's idea." The dog just rolled his eyes
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I bought a machine that translates what your pets say into human. When I turned it on the cat said, "Woof, woof, woof," & the dog said, "Meow, meow meow." I said to them, "If you won't take this seriously you can both sod off." The cat said, "It was the dog's idea." The dog just rolled his eyes
He looks more like his dad to me. Also, are we sure he’s only 24?
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He looks more like his dad to me. Also, are we sure he’s only 24?
People talk about eyeing up something beautiful but nobody ever ears a sound.
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
People talk about eyeing up something beautiful but nobody ever ears a sound.
Dog breeds and the political parties they'd vote for.
1) Golden Retriever - Conservative
1) Golden Retriever - Conservative
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dog breeds and the political parties they'd vote for.
1) Golden Retriever - Conservative
1) Golden Retriever - Conservative
Every time you ask an AI to help you do your job, you’re training it to replace you.
October 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Every time you ask an AI to help you do your job, you’re training it to replace you.
Not sure the now is the right time for the Tommy Cooper impression.
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Not sure the now is the right time for the Tommy Cooper impression.
Hmmmm. CrOck on TommAnce.
October 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hmmmm. CrOck on TommAnce.
When does a theft become a heist? Is it possible for me to go to my local supermarket and heist a packet of digestives?
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When does a theft become a heist? Is it possible for me to go to my local supermarket and heist a packet of digestives?
Is The Scotsman doing a missing words round now?
October 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Is The Scotsman doing a missing words round now?
You don’t think of the River Clyde as being like this do you? It looks more like something you’d find in the Amazon Basin rather than flowing towards Glasgow. 🏴
October 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You don’t think of the River Clyde as being like this do you? It looks more like something you’d find in the Amazon Basin rather than flowing towards Glasgow. 🏴
Cream Crackers don't have any cream in them. They've been lying to us all along.
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Cream Crackers don't have any cream in them. They've been lying to us all along.
I’ve set a reminder in my calendar for my 70th birthday to check to see if I have dementia. It’s gonna freak me out if I do.
October 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I’ve set a reminder in my calendar for my 70th birthday to check to see if I have dementia. It’s gonna freak me out if I do.
Reposted by Andrew a9630
Computer Tip: Opening the command prompt & typing 'run DMC' causes the PC to play a tune.
Why? Because...
I.T.'s like that. And that's the way I.T. is.
Why? Because...
I.T.'s like that. And that's the way I.T. is.
October 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Computer Tip: Opening the command prompt & typing 'run DMC' causes the PC to play a tune.
Why? Because...
I.T.'s like that. And that's the way I.T. is.
Why? Because...
I.T.'s like that. And that's the way I.T. is.
Some more pics from my walk in a local forest today. #photography 🏴
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Some more pics from my walk in a local forest today. #photography 🏴
I took a few nice photos in a local forest today. Which one do you like the most? #photography
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I took a few nice photos in a local forest today. Which one do you like the most? #photography
Pretty house I passed yesterday.
October 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Pretty house I passed yesterday.
Trump is about to demonstrate his peacefulness by nuking Venezuela.
October 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Trump is about to demonstrate his peacefulness by nuking Venezuela.