H.R. Huflgruf
@808delay.bsky.social
Mai Tai obsessed socially awkward GenX former librarian. I am a distraction powered implausibility nexus, serial procrastinator, and SciFi nerd. Mostly, I just lurk here and observe the performance art. 🏳️🌈
<introvert panic intensifies>
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
<introvert panic intensifies>
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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
Why TF is Elmo on the hellsite in the first place? Are pre-school aged children allowed free reign on Leon's clusterf*ck of a site? 🤔
The official account of the popular children’s show character was targeted in a cyberattack, the Sesame Workshop said.
Hacked Elmo X Account Posts Antisemitic Slurs And Demands ‘Epstein Files’ Release
The official account of the popular children’s show character was targeted in a cyberattack, the Sesame Workshop said.
www.forbes.com
July 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Why TF is Elmo on the hellsite in the first place? Are pre-school aged children allowed free reign on Leon's clusterf*ck of a site? 🤔
Reposted by H.R. Huflgruf
📦 Prime Day Reminders:
Amazon is anti-union
Amazon Essentials are based on data from their sellers
Amazon manipulates prices for Prime Day
When Amazon pays less than a living wage, taxpayers are forced to subsidize their employees
Skip #PrimeDay
Amazon is anti-union
Amazon Essentials are based on data from their sellers
Amazon manipulates prices for Prime Day
When Amazon pays less than a living wage, taxpayers are forced to subsidize their employees
Skip #PrimeDay
Prime Day is a scam
Amazon Prime Day is a four-day sale promoted by the mega-retailer as a rare opportunity to secure "deep discounts" on a variety of consumer items.
popular.info
July 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
📦 Prime Day Reminders:
Amazon is anti-union
Amazon Essentials are based on data from their sellers
Amazon manipulates prices for Prime Day
When Amazon pays less than a living wage, taxpayers are forced to subsidize their employees
Skip #PrimeDay
Amazon is anti-union
Amazon Essentials are based on data from their sellers
Amazon manipulates prices for Prime Day
When Amazon pays less than a living wage, taxpayers are forced to subsidize their employees
Skip #PrimeDay
Honestly, Apple, go f🤬ck yourself over this. JFC.
Apple sparks a backlash from iPhone owners after pushing a notification from the Apple Wallet app that promoted a Fandango deal for Apple's F1 movie (Sarah Perez/TechCrunch)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
June 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Honestly, Apple, go f🤬ck yourself over this. JFC.
"Let me be clear: these modern librarians are not the nostalgic memory you may have of a woman with a bun and a stamp. Today’s dangerous librarians are much more. They are part educator, part tech wizard, part data analyst, and part myth-slayer."
bradmontague.substack.com/p/librarians...
bradmontague.substack.com/p/librarians...
Librarians are dangerous.
A public service announcement
bradmontague.substack.com
April 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Let me be clear: these modern librarians are not the nostalgic memory you may have of a woman with a bun and a stamp. Today’s dangerous librarians are much more. They are part educator, part tech wizard, part data analyst, and part myth-slayer."
bradmontague.substack.com/p/librarians...
bradmontague.substack.com/p/librarians...
I just added TSLA to my Mac's stock tracker so I can watch it burn too. #LemonsToLemonade
April 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I just added TSLA to my Mac's stock tracker so I can watch it burn too. #LemonsToLemonade
JFC, they clearly intend to the cull the herd via eugenics. 🤬
NEWS: The FDA abruptly canceled its upcoming advisory committee meeting to select the strains for next year's flu shot.
by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social
by @berkeleyjr.bsky.social
FDA cancels meeting to select flu strains for next season's shots
The canceled meeting comes just days after a CDC vaccine advisory committee meeting was abruptly postponed.
www.nbcnews.com
February 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
JFC, they clearly intend to the cull the herd via eugenics. 🤬
I may have this video on loop for the next four years... youtu.be/sWa5vE4MUpU?...
Whitney Houston - Step By Step (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by whitneyhoustonVEVO
youtu.be
February 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I may have this video on loop for the next four years... youtu.be/sWa5vE4MUpU?...
Stopped by the store for a few things. Did not buy the eggs. Are we great again yet? Asking for a nation. 😝
P.S. price gouging much, Tar-zhay?
P.S. price gouging much, Tar-zhay?
January 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Stopped by the store for a few things. Did not buy the eggs. Are we great again yet? Asking for a nation. 😝
P.S. price gouging much, Tar-zhay?
P.S. price gouging much, Tar-zhay?
Saw this at an airport taproom today and it's a lot to unpack. I can't even with this "Mai Tai" 😶
November 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Saw this at an airport taproom today and it's a lot to unpack. I can't even with this "Mai Tai" 😶