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I am actually a born-again Christian who has had his poor mind SO BLOWN AWAY by the success of the Satanic dirtbag RepubliKKKans that I had a psychotic break which resulted in a SERIOUS identity crisis.
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NEWSMAX: Do you think Jeffrey Epstein killed himself?

REP. NANCY MACE: No, absolutely not. I think he was murdered. I don't know if it was an intel agency or what it is. The data from the videos cameras was erased.
February 19, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Dear Seattle Seahawks,

Name your charity-I will donate HEAVILY to whomever you support.
Breaking: Super Bowl Champs Seattle Seahawks decline traditional White House visit.💯👏👏👏
February 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Too bad the NYT has no journalistic integrity anymore.

They just can NOT say anything really on-point bad about Orange Krasnov and always ease off of anything good by the Dems.

"We the normal" no longer have even ONE legitimate new source anymore.

This bodes very VERY poorly for our future.
February 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Moral of the story:

Never vote Republican ever again.
February 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Well....not an AmeriKKKan president.
If a Prince can be held accountable, so can a President.
February 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I'm on episode 2 of HBO's "Euphoria" and have seen more male genatalia than your standard XXX gangbang. But vagina? Clit? Vulva?

Guess "dick pix" weren't good enough for the folks behind this series...they promote dick MOVIES.

#sad
February 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Wow.

Fed. judge tells DHS, ICE, Sec. Noem, AG Bondi, EOIR and others that they are harming "the fabric of this very nation" by defying a court order that vacated their automatic-detention policy.

Order is linked here:

www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
February 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
A+!
February 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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no elected Republican is fit for office.
February 19, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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BREAKING: A memorial for Kristi Noem’s dog has been erected in Chicago
February 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Puck you Donny!
February 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from Epstein files release.
DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.
February 18, 2026 at 12:46 PM
If the byline wasn't BBC News I would not believe it.
February 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Orange Donny:

Yeah Melania? Pack our bags-we are moving into Trump Tower Moscow TONIGHT!"
February 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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BREAKING: A national security official says Donald Trump is in a catch-22 where Iranians are threatening to release videos of him sexually assaulting children if he bombs them, and Israel is threatening the same if he doesn’t.
February 19, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The plane with 3 presidents and 500 people on board was going down fast-but there were parachutes.

President Obama said, "Women and children first."

President Nixon said, "Fuck the women and children!"

President Trump said, "Do we have time for that?"
February 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
This is an excellent point to make as America herself originated from the colonists not wanting to be under the rule of King George.

Point being.

We have come SO FAR in our 250 years that America now has more "royalty" than Britain EVER had.

#sad
February 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Yeah...there is THAT.
February 19, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Zelensky's former job was as a STAND UP COMEDIAN.

You think-for even a NANOSECOND that his heart isn't burning to return to those simpler days?

The man is on a noble mission and is an inspiration to good and law abiding people ALL around the world.
February 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Why would Republicans redact 90% of a democrat hoax?
February 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Other countries are arresting people on the Epstein list, America decided to make its most frequent flier its president and is now going to give him a war with Iran as a distraction.

This is not a serious country.
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Doncha think its a LITTLE on the weird side that Britains' Prince Andrew was arrested for a Democratic hoax?>
February 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Hey check this CRAZY shit out....a nation that esteems its laws above all else....can you even IMAGINE?
February 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
That 9-year old? On our last day on the island? Can you give me her "Hello Kitty" lunch box? I like to keep mementos of all the kids I rape.
February 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Rep. Stephen Lynch: "It offers a great contrast. Look what the British government is doing in light of the evidence, and look what the US government is doing. Nothing. Our chief law enforcement officer Pam Bondi is defending and obstructing the investigation."
February 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM