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I try to stay a little optimistic, even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.
Dog Life.
Rockstar's Dad.
Locked In.
I try to stay a little optimistic, even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.
Dog Life.
Rockstar's Dad.
Locked In.
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
My first edition of The Shining. Or Bart Simpson's Guide to Life.
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My first edition of The Shining. Or Bart Simpson's Guide to Life.
I've never felt older in my entire life that I feel reading random shippers hate on the Stranger Things finale. I was a god damn mess during it. Season 5 was my least favorite season but that was an all-timer TV final episode.
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I've never felt older in my entire life that I feel reading random shippers hate on the Stranger Things finale. I was a god damn mess during it. Season 5 was my least favorite season but that was an all-timer TV final episode.
It took just under a year on and off but I finally finished the 1600+ page *first* volume of The Beatles biography by Mark Lewisohn. Insane. Highest of recommendations. It’s 1600 pages and it literally ends right before they record their *debut* album. Really need him to finish this thing.
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It took just under a year on and off but I finally finished the 1600+ page *first* volume of The Beatles biography by Mark Lewisohn. Insane. Highest of recommendations. It’s 1600 pages and it literally ends right before they record their *debut* album. Really need him to finish this thing.
Cashman & Boone at every end of year press conference when they have to admit they've been lying about injuries for 6 months.
October 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Cashman & Boone at every end of year press conference when they have to admit they've been lying about injuries for 6 months.
I'm gonna think of that Austin Wells first pitch fly out randomly for the rest of my life the way I occasionally still think about that time Didi missed a 3 run HR off Cole in Game 3 of the 2019 ALCS by about 4 inches. Why? Because what the hell else am I gonna do?
October 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm gonna think of that Austin Wells first pitch fly out randomly for the rest of my life the way I occasionally still think about that time Didi missed a 3 run HR off Cole in Game 3 of the 2019 ALCS by about 4 inches. Why? Because what the hell else am I gonna do?
The annual double whammy of the Yankees getting knocked out of the playoffs and the sports world simultaneously rejoicing at their demise as if they are a constant champion needing to be dethroned is probably my least favorite 24 hours on social media.
October 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The annual double whammy of the Yankees getting knocked out of the playoffs and the sports world simultaneously rejoicing at their demise as if they are a constant champion needing to be dethroned is probably my least favorite 24 hours on social media.
Can’t believe Aaron Boone gave up 13 runs today smh.
October 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Can’t believe Aaron Boone gave up 13 runs today smh.
Clayton Kershaw Live premieres on ABC this fall probably.
September 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Clayton Kershaw Live premieres on ABC this fall probably.
Adam Richman and I talk about small portions at restaurants.
September 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Adam Richman and I talk about small portions at restaurants.
Mark Leiter Jr giving up 6ER in his last 1.1 innings and then dressing up like the biggest goober in history.
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Mark Leiter Jr giving up 6ER in his last 1.1 innings and then dressing up like the biggest goober in history.
The Yankees announcing Volpe has a torn labrum and is out of the lineup on the night Trump is coming to the game is legitimately hilarious.
September 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The Yankees announcing Volpe has a torn labrum and is out of the lineup on the night Trump is coming to the game is legitimately hilarious.
*Colin Jost voice*
“Chris Pratt…seen here watching a child die from a disease there used to be a vaccine for..”
“Chris Pratt…seen here watching a child die from a disease there used to be a vaccine for..”
Chris Pratt is defending his extended family member Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and tackling entrenched partisan political beliefs: "I’d hate to be so mired in hatred for the president that any success from his administration is something I’d be having an allergic reaction to" bit.ly/45Dy2RD
August 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
*Colin Jost voice*
“Chris Pratt…seen here watching a child die from a disease there used to be a vaccine for..”
“Chris Pratt…seen here watching a child die from a disease there used to be a vaccine for..”
“Mow the lawn at 8:00am. It’ll be cooler out.” - Me
July 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“Mow the lawn at 8:00am. It’ll be cooler out.” - Me
In INDEPENDENCE DAY Russell Casse says he’s been dying for payback after getting abducted by aliens years ago and everyone around him rolls their eyes and acts like he’s insane even though they’re all there preparing to fight off an alien invasion.
July 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In INDEPENDENCE DAY Russell Casse says he’s been dying for payback after getting abducted by aliens years ago and everyone around him rolls their eyes and acts like he’s insane even though they’re all there preparing to fight off an alien invasion.
Make it the 8th inning of Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS by science or magic.
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@TheAthleticMLB The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has cooled. Here’s how it could get heated once more https://t.co/d9cgIGcS37
@TheAthleticMLB The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has cooled. Here’s how it could get heated once more https://t.co/d9cgIGcS37
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🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@TheAthleticMLB The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has cooled. Here’s how it could get heated once more https://t.co/d9cgIGcS37
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June 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Make it the 8th inning of Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS by science or magic.
I walked past Tom Green & Drew Barrymore in NYC holding hands on the day he hosted SNL in 2000. What a whirlwind.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I walked past Tom Green & Drew Barrymore in NYC holding hands on the day he hosted SNL in 2000. What a whirlwind.
I’ll never really understand the disdain some people have for Jomboy Media. I think they’re great. I’ve shown videos of theirs to people from ages 7 to 70 & they love them. They seem like good people. Their love for baseball is genuine. No offense but the haters can eat a bug.
June 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’ll never really understand the disdain some people have for Jomboy Media. I think they’re great. I’ve shown videos of theirs to people from ages 7 to 70 & they love them. They seem like good people. Their love for baseball is genuine. No offense but the haters can eat a bug.
IT WAS SO PERFECT WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT FIGURED OUT 12 TIMES AND THEY WERE ALWAYS AHEAD OF US!!! @therealkimco.bsky.social #CobraKai
a man in a black and yellow karate uniform has a yellow patch on his chest that says karate
ALT: a man in a black and yellow karate uniform has a yellow patch on his chest that says karate
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June 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
IT WAS SO PERFECT WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT FIGURED OUT 12 TIMES AND THEY WERE ALWAYS AHEAD OF US!!! @therealkimco.bsky.social #CobraKai
I’m just drunk enough to say that Cobra Kai had one of the best series finales of all time.
a man wearing a black karate uniform and a headband is standing in front of a statue of a ninja .
ALT: a man wearing a black karate uniform and a headband is standing in front of a statue of a ninja .
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June 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I’m just drunk enough to say that Cobra Kai had one of the best series finales of all time.
