🎃✨Dipshit Usagi✨🎃(spooky version)
@420mercymain69.bsky.social
Opre Roma! | War on the palaces, peace to the cottages | Peaceful, but full of rage so consider yourself lucky | Jesus is my co-pilot and we’re cruising for pussy
Is this thing on?
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is this thing on?
I miss California. I miss friendships that didn’t feel politically transactional. I miss being able to say exactly what I mean. I miss being heard and felt and held. I miss my life. But this is also my life. There will be parts of this part of life that I will miss. It just never stops. It’s stupid.
August 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I miss California. I miss friendships that didn’t feel politically transactional. I miss being able to say exactly what I mean. I miss being heard and felt and held. I miss my life. But this is also my life. There will be parts of this part of life that I will miss. It just never stops. It’s stupid.
God damn dude. I’m so fucking tired.
August 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
God damn dude. I’m so fucking tired.
I have this friend that has such strong opinions about everyone’s job & where they spend their money & how they live their life, but his partner is the head of loss prevention at Amazon (as in: employees who steal) & he works at a luxury hotel which just recently set up a new shop in Jaffa.
August 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I have this friend that has such strong opinions about everyone’s job & where they spend their money & how they live their life, but his partner is the head of loss prevention at Amazon (as in: employees who steal) & he works at a luxury hotel which just recently set up a new shop in Jaffa.
I fucking love Baltimore
At Luigi Mangione’s cousin’s diy stoner metal show.
August 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I fucking love Baltimore
At Luigi Mangione’s cousin’s diy stoner metal show.
August 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
At Luigi Mangione’s cousin’s diy stoner metal show.
How do you politely tell someone they’re a self-righteous cunt in therapy talk?
August 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How do you politely tell someone they’re a self-righteous cunt in therapy talk?
I love clocking in to only 7 emails 😔🙏✨
July 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I love clocking in to only 7 emails 😔🙏✨
Okay I did it. I hit legs so hard I almost threw up. Got home to and confirmed my suspicion that I indeed do have sun poisoning.
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Okay I did it. I hit legs so hard I almost threw up. Got home to and confirmed my suspicion that I indeed do have sun poisoning.
You mistake me dawg. I’m not an anarchist. I don’t care if lighting cop cars on fire does anything to the system. That shit is just for fun.
July 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM
You mistake me dawg. I’m not an anarchist. I don’t care if lighting cop cars on fire does anything to the system. That shit is just for fun.
I woke up at 4:30 to go to the gym again. This shit nasty as fuck considering I went to bed at 12.
July 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I woke up at 4:30 to go to the gym again. This shit nasty as fuck considering I went to bed at 12.
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your honor, i'm gonna tell you the same thing i told my arresting officer, suck my fucking dick
July 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
your honor, i'm gonna tell you the same thing i told my arresting officer, suck my fucking dick
If HD Carlton has a million haters, I am one of them.
If HD Carlton has one hater, it’s me.
If HD Carlton has no haters, I am dead.
If HD Carlton has one hater, it’s me.
If HD Carlton has no haters, I am dead.
July 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If HD Carlton has a million haters, I am one of them.
If HD Carlton has one hater, it’s me.
If HD Carlton has no haters, I am dead.
If HD Carlton has one hater, it’s me.
If HD Carlton has no haters, I am dead.
I’m being censored on x the everything app
July 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m being censored on x the everything app
Me locking in to listen to the new Fontaines DC three minutes and thirty seconds before sliding off of my couch and onto the floor.
February 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me locking in to listen to the new Fontaines DC three minutes and thirty seconds before sliding off of my couch and onto the floor.
Can I come over and look at you like this?
February 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Can I come over and look at you like this?
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Took a rest day today. Taking PTO next week.
February 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Took a rest day today. Taking PTO next week.
Pov: you’re about to get serb’d
January 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Pov: you’re about to get serb’d
Been known to shoot guns
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Been known to shoot guns
I bet this feels so good for the boat.
January 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I bet this feels so good for the boat.
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I love to shoot machine guns with my friends 😌
January 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I love to shoot machine guns with my friends 😌
I’m on levels of hot girl shit you couldn’t possibly comprehend.
January 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m on levels of hot girl shit you couldn’t possibly comprehend.