Captn' 3 Racoons In A Trenchcoat
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Captn' 3 Racoons In A Trenchcoat
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Here for a good time, but also for a long time.

Anything said is not our opinion you can not prove anything we were never here actually.

Any spelling mistake you see comes from tiny chaotic little paws, so sorry about that.
Pinned
We will rain with soft and furry little fists and you will probably notice none of it!
Why is it called trashcan and not magical cylinder filled with the wildest mixed salat known to man
January 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Or at least some corn chip?

Doesn't the N in NVIDIA stand for nacho??
January 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Devil is a cat, you say?
January 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
When we find ouselves in the dumps at NYE, we remember this:

Hitting an old broken pan and an empty can of food together sounds the same as fireworks.
December 31, 2024 at 4:49 PM
New Years resolution:

Usurp the throne
December 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
But what about his long lost sister:

Yesferatu?
December 27, 2024 at 11:31 AM
For example: If ya read the words 'thousand pictures', ya see 'em all in your mind!
December 26, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Ubel be like

#frieren
When you were a kid and experienced the absolute awe of seeing an adult/parent/teacher…

… use scissors ✂️ to slice through wrapping paper without the scissors chomping up and down.

That smooth slicing sound was magical
December 21, 2024 at 6:20 PM
This has Jeb Bush please clap energy but ya can't argue with facts
If you eat corn kernels you are eating a fruit, if you eat corn leaves or the stalk you are eating a vegetable. Please like.
December 20, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Airplanes are nowhere near a plane. Either giant tubes of humans or a line in the sky.
Who was in charge of naming, sheesh
December 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Moon army?
Who should defend the moon if not poets?
December 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Looks like oranges infused and covered in honey
Here are some nice mushrooms
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Arguably the only way to write a love poem
against all reason I wrote a love poem today
December 10, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Out: Oregon
In: Metalarrive
December 7, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Canada, can we get a 'hey ya!'?
December 7, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Not to be confused with endolphins, which are 'encyclopedic dolphins'. They are very, very knowledgable but are huge pricks about it
December 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
To be fair you need to up your skincare routine and live in a castle for some royalty to come and save you
December 6, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Raise your hand if you want to apply deodorant
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Anyone else has fillerword deafness that occasionally turns into hyper awareness?

Podcasters and such say 'like' a lot and we just ignore that most of the times but sometimes it's only 'likelikelikelike' and it is rather annoying to not be able to not hear it anymore.

Sorry for the rant
December 2, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Isn't 'life giving lemons' just YOU handing out lemons?
You just want people to cook, you sly prankster
When life gives you lemons, make lemon garlic salmon. You’ll need salmon, lemons, garlic and butter. Melt the butter, crush the lemon and garlic through it, pour over the salmon, and grill. Top with parsley and dill.
December 1, 2024 at 11:21 PM
December 1, 2024 at 11:10 PM
GladIator
GladIIator
GladIIIator
GladIVator
and so on
It should have gone:
Gladiator
Gladiators
Gladiator³
Gladiator Resurrection
November 24, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Here we were thinking Mr. Full Englisch Breakfast
November 24, 2024 at 8:49 AM
'Return to sender' beelzeboy, a lot of people would appreciate
Can people stop dying I want a day off.
November 22, 2024 at 11:04 PM