ethan (gay)
@3thanguy7.bsky.social
it's ethan not Ethan
he/it
i write bits of weird fiction
https://3thanguy7.substack.com/ (long)
https://3thanguy7aov.substack.com/ (short)
he/it
i write bits of weird fiction
https://3thanguy7.substack.com/ (long)
https://3thanguy7aov.substack.com/ (short)
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ethan (gay)
@3thanguy7.bsky.social
· Sep 30
{carved into the raw white stone of a gorgeous mountain cliff} IM SO NORMAL
we should call the generation of children born after the death of charlie kirk "generation kirk"
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
we should call the generation of children born after the death of charlie kirk "generation kirk"
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my taste in men is slightly muscular furry boys with huge dicks
June 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
my taste in men is slightly muscular furry boys with huge dicks
unsurprising: there are a lot of transgender baddies at the furry convention
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
unsurprising: there are a lot of transgender baddies at the furry convention
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Everyone is having to handle the economic crash in different ways
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Everyone is having to handle the economic crash in different ways
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The political establishment returns. Watch the S2 premiere NOW on Nebula.
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The political establishment returns. Watch the S2 premiere NOW on Nebula.
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Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july
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January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
You know who else is concerned about the severe memory shortage
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"who is the horniest puzzle designer zara" pajitnov. hatris was a filthy, filthy game
January 23, 2026 at 2:37 PM
"who is the horniest puzzle designer zara" pajitnov. hatris was a filthy, filthy game
![# SpaceX
February 2, 2026
## xAI joins SpaceX to Accelerate Humanity’s Future
SpaceX has acquired xAI to form the most ambitious, vertically-integrated innovation engine on (and off) Earth, with AI, rockets, space-based internet, direct-to-mobile device communications and the world’s foremost real-time information and free speech platform. This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in SpaceX and xAI's mission: scaling to **make a sentient sun** [emphasis added] to understand the Universe and extend the light of consciousness to the stars!
Current advances in AI are dependent on large terrestrial data centers, which require immense amounts of power and cooling. Global electricity demand for AI simply cannot be met with terrestrial solutions, even in the near term, without imposing hardship on communities and the environment.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k4pk3m6rz5roldf73eww4ksb/bafkreidjut3hxqj3oaz2kbw6q2ru3vqhbg6xig3ufrjjdre3wgtlp5gr4i@jpeg)
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stupid little prose poem
February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
It's a weird experience.
open.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
stupid little prose poem
February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
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democracy dies in darkness and baby, we're turning off the lights
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
democracy dies in darkness and baby, we're turning off the lights
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it's actually a really good political skill that Mamdani convinces people that this is true. I think American politicians, especially dems, really failed/forgot how to slap their names on shit and say that they did, they are why people are benefiting from X etc, even when that isn't strictly true.
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
it's actually a really good political skill that Mamdani convinces people that this is true. I think American politicians, especially dems, really failed/forgot how to slap their names on shit and say that they did, they are why people are benefiting from X etc, even when that isn't strictly true.
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crying rn. probably going to jack off later
September 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
crying rn. probably going to jack off later
apparently one of my submissions made it into an episode of lateral
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
apparently one of my submissions made it into an episode of lateral
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Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse
i have like a non-zero bunch of people following my writing specifically for my writing now and it's kind of unnerving
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
i have like a non-zero bunch of people following my writing specifically for my writing now and it's kind of unnerving
three for three for my deadlock votes so far
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
three for three for my deadlock votes so far
just watched Iron Lung
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
just watched Iron Lung