ethan (gay) (spooky)
@3thanguy7.bsky.social
it's ethan not Ethan
he/it
i write bits of weird fiction
https://3thanguy7.substack.com/ (long)
https://3thanguy7aov.substack.com/ (short)
he/it
i write bits of weird fiction
https://3thanguy7.substack.com/ (long)
https://3thanguy7aov.substack.com/ (short)
Pinned
{carved into the raw white stone of a gorgeous mountain cliff} IM SO NORMAL
i think I did the doomsday algorithm in my dream
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i think I did the doomsday algorithm in my dream
huh apparently my first girlfriend had a kid
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
huh apparently my first girlfriend had a kid
ohhhh it's a horny/sexual misalignment
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
ohhhh it's a horny/sexual misalignment
fruit snack / gay bar
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
fruit snack / gay bar
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A mysterious visitor on the roof
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A mysterious visitor on the roof
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November 12 - Cosmic Misalignment
I'm really not much of a wizard.
open.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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one key to good conversation is finding your audience's entropic sweet spot between the equally meaningless extremes of echolalia and word salad
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
one key to good conversation is finding your audience's entropic sweet spot between the equally meaningless extremes of echolalia and word salad
listening to the gay playlist and feeling gay
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
listening to the gay playlist and feeling gay
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assigned girlboss at birth
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
assigned girlboss at birth
cube....
Steam Frame, Steam Controller, Steam Machine announcement is expected soon, here's a first look!
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
cube....
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i think the government should release evrey single document, jsut in case
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i think the government should release evrey single document, jsut in case
every time I open up bluesky it's open to this post so i think I'm being haunted by the King in Yellow itself
spotify keeps recommending me to listen to the King in Yellow audiobook, and one of their recommendations is a version with an ai-generated cover. and while i disagree with that usage on principle, the King in Yellow is one of those few texts which might warrant it
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
every time I open up bluesky it's open to this post so i think I'm being haunted by the King in Yellow itself
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think I might slowly be becoming a guy who punctuates sentences with an emoji 😁 instead of a normal human being
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
think I might slowly be becoming a guy who punctuates sentences with an emoji 😁 instead of a normal human being
has anybody made a 2-hour long video essay about corru.observer yet
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
has anybody made a 2-hour long video essay about corru.observer yet
oh yeah I'm going to mff this year
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
oh yeah I'm going to mff this year
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
i feel like if your name is "mark z danielewski" you are inevitably going to write a book like house of leaves
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i feel like if your name is "mark z danielewski" you are inevitably going to write a book like house of leaves
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Pretty sure bsky image compression will absolutely cook this, but I got really into plant phylogeny for the past few years and made a phylogenetic tree with basically every commonly known seed plant on it. Will be breaking it up into legible chunks in the replies if you would like to check it out
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Pretty sure bsky image compression will absolutely cook this, but I got really into plant phylogeny for the past few years and made a phylogenetic tree with basically every commonly known seed plant on it. Will be breaking it up into legible chunks in the replies if you would like to check it out
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Somewhere out there is a gay guy in a bad marriage that didn’t want to go through a divorce that said “dammit” after hearing the Supreme Court news
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Somewhere out there is a gay guy in a bad marriage that didn’t want to go through a divorce that said “dammit” after hearing the Supreme Court news
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there's this post that goes around on tumblr sometimes which is like "i hate 'x reader' fic" and a bunch of quotes agreeing with them. and there's this other post that goes around sometimes which is something to the effect of "kids don't even like third person narration anymore!! what shame"
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
there's this post that goes around on tumblr sometimes which is like "i hate 'x reader' fic" and a bunch of quotes agreeing with them. and there's this other post that goes around sometimes which is something to the effect of "kids don't even like third person narration anymore!! what shame"
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
spotify keeps recommending me to listen to the King in Yellow audiobook, and one of their recommendations is a version with an ai-generated cover. and while i disagree with that usage on principle, the King in Yellow is one of those few texts which might warrant it
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
spotify keeps recommending me to listen to the King in Yellow audiobook, and one of their recommendations is a version with an ai-generated cover. and while i disagree with that usage on principle, the King in Yellow is one of those few texts which might warrant it
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when people talk about wiggle room, I like to think about if that was a real room. a room for wiggling
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when people talk about wiggle room, I like to think about if that was a real room. a room for wiggling