ethan (gay)
@3thanguy7.bsky.social
it's ethan not Ethan
he/it
i write bits of weird fiction
https://3thanguy7.substack.com/ (long)
https://3thanguy7aov.substack.com/ (short)
he/it
i write bits of weird fiction
https://3thanguy7.substack.com/ (long)
https://3thanguy7aov.substack.com/ (short)
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ethan (gay)
@3thanguy7.bsky.social
· Sep 30
{carved into the raw white stone of a gorgeous mountain cliff} IM SO NORMAL
stupid little prose poem
February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
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February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
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February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
It's a weird experience.
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February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
stupid little prose poem
February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
February 5 - Don't Drive And Listen To Breakcore
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
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democracy dies in darkness and baby, we're turning off the lights
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
democracy dies in darkness and baby, we're turning off the lights
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it's actually a really good political skill that Mamdani convinces people that this is true. I think American politicians, especially dems, really failed/forgot how to slap their names on shit and say that they did, they are why people are benefiting from X etc, even when that isn't strictly true.
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
it's actually a really good political skill that Mamdani convinces people that this is true. I think American politicians, especially dems, really failed/forgot how to slap their names on shit and say that they did, they are why people are benefiting from X etc, even when that isn't strictly true.
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crying rn. probably going to jack off later
September 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
crying rn. probably going to jack off later
apparently one of my submissions made it into an episode of lateral
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
apparently one of my submissions made it into an episode of lateral
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Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse
i have like a non-zero bunch of people following my writing specifically for my writing now and it's kind of unnerving
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
i have like a non-zero bunch of people following my writing specifically for my writing now and it's kind of unnerving
three for three for my deadlock votes so far
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
three for three for my deadlock votes so far
just watched Iron Lung
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
just watched Iron Lung
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"i just used chatgpt to write my essay" damn that's crazy i just used an electric toothbrush with the head removed to fuck my tight pretty boycunt yeah and i felt the orgasm in my asshole. Go to Hell.
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
"i just used chatgpt to write my essay" damn that's crazy i just used an electric toothbrush with the head removed to fuck my tight pretty boycunt yeah and i felt the orgasm in my asshole. Go to Hell.
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“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
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Alexander Skarsgård is big guy hardware running freaky little guy software
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Alexander Skarsgård is big guy hardware running freaky little guy software
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
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Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
where can we as a country possibly go from here
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
where can we as a country possibly go from here
its been nice working on some longer pieces while ive been travelling to and from my parents' place. have one of those
January 29 - amelia
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
January 29 - amelia
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
January 29 - amelia
She is, above everything else, her.
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January 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
its been nice working on some longer pieces while ive been travelling to and from my parents' place. have one of those
January 29 - amelia
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
January 29 - amelia
open.substack.com/pub/3thanguy...
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When I was 24 I got fired from edible arrangements for arranging non food stuff
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
When I was 24 I got fired from edible arrangements for arranging non food stuff
thomas "tomska" ridgewell - lowercase name gang? much to consider
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 AM
thomas "tomska" ridgewell - lowercase name gang? much to consider
does reading through the script for IMMORTALITY count as playing IMMORTALITY
BOOKPOSTING: IMMORTALITY
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
does reading through the script for IMMORTALITY count as playing IMMORTALITY
i finished this project at last
at work I've done something which truly feels like Actuarial Work for basically the first time (i calculated liabilities for a plan fully on my own (they are definitely wrong))
January 27, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i finished this project at last
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you know my work is a bunch of math dorks because the guy I was just on a call with had the great internet mersenne prime search open in the background
April 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
you know my work is a bunch of math dorks because the guy I was just on a call with had the great internet mersenne prime search open in the background
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the unmitigated power of someone who's horny but also loves worldbuilding
May 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
the unmitigated power of someone who's horny but also loves worldbuilding
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puzzle game youtuber I like just ended his blue prince series with a secret 46th episode to his 45-episode series. marvelous work
August 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
puzzle game youtuber I like just ended his blue prince series with a secret 46th episode to his 45-episode series. marvelous work