365partytwink.bsky.social
@365partytwink.bsky.social
🇨🇴 twink living in the DMV
I feel like Scarlet Johansson after that one SNL sketch about fucking a gay guy. Like I had an an amazing time and amazing chemistry with this dude and now I’m 🥹
May 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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You can’t make this up.

Republicans snuck a “tanning bed tax break” in their bill—the same bill that’s going to make hospitals go under and take away hospital beds.

They’re too ashamed to even say it, too.
May 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s confusing being a tiny cute man with high testosterone. Like I have tons of energy but not enough muscle mass
May 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I FUCKING LOVE ECONOMICS, my dream is to get a PhD and study the labor market
May 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Chat homosexuality is cooked I think this twink I’m talking to is AI
May 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
At this rate I’m going to take a 20% pay cut and have my salary stagnate near where I was previous until I’m 26 and then the extra expense of healthcare catches up to me
May 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Today has me fried, recruiting calls B2B, fed meeting, and now trying to put together an IKEA desk chair I’ve neglected for two years
May 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I think my psychosis would become worse if I moved to NY
May 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I hope guys are more down to go on dates with me within the next year or I might start thinking it might not happen for a few years…
May 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Donald Trump is trying to destroy PBS, which is vital to keeping Americans informed and engaged.

Just take it from Toby Ziegler:
May 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Need an east coast finance bro husband now
May 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I am quite literally a chop ho
May 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
PAY RICH HOMEOWNERS TO SELL THEIR HOMES AT A HAIRCUT
May 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The midwestern ethic of being okay with less is not for me
May 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
About to be one half of the hottest new OF twink couple
May 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m living the postmodern existence as a chop ho
May 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Buff str8 dudes with gfs should definitely befriend more Latino twinks
May 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Time is a circle when you’re super hungry all the time
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
We’ve never needed Lenin more than now
May 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It gets CRAZY in the Glassdoor comments sections, folks dgaf 😭
April 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sometimes I feel like a cowboy without a partner 🤠🥺
April 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Did they do a photo shoot for the lab leak page?
April 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So in the historical analogy of the US being similar to Russia…Trump is basically Yeltsin
April 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Stephanie Ruhle is real af
April 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I wonder if the ruling classes judges each other based on how their obtained their wealth. Like does being a founder > trust fund baby
April 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM