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2wheelhooligan.bsky.social
TK
@2wheelhooligan.bsky.social
Just watching the world burn, hanging out with my cat, don't mind me. Safe space for all, take your hate elsewhere. Don't worry, I'm much too anxious to dm anyone.
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Figured I'd do a little intro:

Gamer
Biker
I run trains for a living.
I do woodworking, sculpture, and metal art.
Not an asshole, LGBTQ+ supporter, liberal as fuck, hate free and this is a safe space.
I have a cat, his name is Penny and he's an asshole.
I keep thinking the plot of Jurassic Park is ridiculous, how many times are they going to open the park thinking that it won't end up a disaster.

Then look at the news, and suddenly this is the most realistic part of the plot.
February 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Looks like I'll get my Christmas wish, a hangover. Perfect.
December 25, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Serious post time. Beside every crossing there's a post with a number to call if you ever get stuck on the tracks. This would have saved two lives yesterday in Plecos, TX.

The semi had been stuck for AN HOUR, and nobody called.

RIP Clay, you were a good friend man. ❤️
December 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Midnight run in the fog.
December 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I found the problem, *gestures broadly* every fucking thing.
December 12, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Remember the wise words of Limp Bizkit, everything's fucked, everybody sucks. This is the energy I'm carrying with me into my everyday life from now on.
December 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
So Blue Cross Blue Shield doesn't cover lead poisoning, pre-existing condition? Too soon?
December 5, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Arriving 15 minutes late to work but still taking the time to sit in your car for 10 minutes and have an existential crisis because ✨self care✨ is important. 💅
December 5, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Can't wait for my Spotify wrapped to come out and remind me what an unstable fucking trainwreck of a human I've been all year.
December 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Blueskiers welcoming Xers
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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sorry for being weird online. im worse in person
November 30, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I sit down in the hospital cafeteria to eat a barely warm burger, I am really trying to be thankful, I'm really trying. Mom is getting discharged today, so I am thankful for that, but, it's incredibly tough to feel anything at all.
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I'm sure this is legit. 👀

More and more of this is happening every day, super fun. 👍
November 25, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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*checks oil*

-Adds "mechanic" to resume.
November 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It has arrived, my working pip-boy from the show Fallout. It's amazing.
November 24, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Work getting into the holiday spirit with all the lights.
November 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
To the commenters I keep hiding the comments from. An fyi, if you're gonna argue with me on here, just know, I fight dirty, and possibly naked, covered in Nutella.
November 22, 2024 at 6:53 AM
To the ones running up in my dms talking shit:

I would have to have the tiniest shred of respect for you, for your opinion to matter to me. I'll block you, and continue about my day like you do not exist. Have the day you fucking deserve.
November 22, 2024 at 2:46 AM
It's hard for a lot of people to hear, but, the world does not need to bend to your discomforts or ignorance. Who cares what bathroom someone uses, or who they choose to love.
November 21, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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“i guess i’m in my slut phase now” i say, removing one of my cardigans
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've been asked to join the illuminati here, I'd have four nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened four times.
November 20, 2024 at 10:57 PM