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VERY A(bigail)
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always raises hand in class. running the sweetest racket in town.

if you were a mutual when i was young and stupid on the bird app you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I bought it and you should too!!
Here's the situation. It's Bandcamp Friday, and I put out an album last month. It's good. Like, real good.
jamesgameboy.bandcamp.com/album/organ-...
Organ Ghost, by James Gameboy
13 track album
jamesgameboy.bandcamp.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
yesterday was when i learned there is a new kind of neighborhood where there is nowhere to throw up
what kinda idiot would take zinc on an empty stomach? NOT this guy!!!
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Tickets for the final leg of The Drama King Tour go on sale this Friday, December 5th 10am local times. Leotard, tights and character shoes will not be worn during the performance.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
what kinda idiot would take zinc on an empty stomach? NOT this guy!!!
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
ooooh i gotta check this out!
My husband & I watch A LOT of horror movies. Imagine a high number of horror movies & it's even more than that. So, we decided to create a site to showcase his reviews & my random thoughts. But the question was- when was the right time to talk about horror? Well, Fright About Now. frightaboutnow.com
Fright About Now
Film reviews for people who love movies- by people who love movies.
frightaboutnow.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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rogue, frustrated he can't bribe this official: the man is incorruptible. morally impregnable

barbarian, looking him: mm. nah. i can breed him

rogue as the barbarian starts walking away: that's not what I--

wizard: no no. let him try
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Say girl, what that thang skiving?
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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giant character balloons are born with like 40 umbilical chords and macy’s sweeps it under the rug every year. disgusting.
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Thappy Hanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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We got to make using AI to figure out personal gifts a social crime. Most gifts suck to begin with but now you’ve literally taken the thought out of it’s the thought that counts
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Is there a word for that unique, adult dread you feel when there's a weird smell in the kitchen so you take out the trash and the compost, but when you get back inside, the smell is still there? Feels like the Germans ought to have something for that.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Me, as a wee bairn: "I am not a wee bairn! I am a mighty warrior!"

Me, now auld enough to be a mighty warrior: "I am but a wee bairn."
October 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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never let them convince you that reading is a waste of time or that reading physical books is replaceable. Physical books, zines, etc -- these are spaces where we cannot be monitored, where we can truly be w/our own thoughts for a gd min & make up our own minds. Of course that frightens them
lmao this is the headline of someone who hasn't read a book in years
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i told someone i was gonna put something on dropbox for them what was it and who was it
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
when the pizza has pecorino romano
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
my crazy 5yo 🎹 student in between playing all the notes wrong: you look like a boy with that haircut
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!

A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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@chucktingle.bsky.social is working on new bestseller, I see.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
lauren and matt are crying in da club
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM