VERY A(bigail)
@2ode2joy.bsky.social
(he/they)
always raises hand in class. running the sweetest racket in town.
if you were a mutual when i was young and stupid on the bird app you may be entitled to financial compensation.
always raises hand in class. running the sweetest racket in town.
if you were a mutual when i was young and stupid on the bird app you may be entitled to financial compensation.
crossposting even tho it's basically hitting the same audience. just in case.
August 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
crossposting even tho it's basically hitting the same audience. just in case.
5 likes and I will apply for this job right now
August 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
5 likes and I will apply for this job right now
sorry the kalina night yorb was my fault i think
July 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
sorry the kalina night yorb was my fault i think
everybody say goodnight muffin
June 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
everybody say goodnight muffin
got upstaged by this motherfucker
April 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
got upstaged by this motherfucker
google 😤 maps 😤 this 😤 turn 😤 is 😤 illegal
April 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
google 😤 maps 😤 this 😤 turn 😤 is 😤 illegal
muffin says 🏳️⚧️ ?
April 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
muffin says 🏳️⚧️ ?
i have been miscast in this parliamentary practice simulation. he simply Would Not Say That.
April 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i have been miscast in this parliamentary practice simulation. he simply Would Not Say That.
im a real producer now
April 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
im a real producer now
and then they leapt off of me one at a time making me go "huugh! huugh!"
March 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
and then they leapt off of me one at a time making me go "huugh! huugh!"
I bring a sort of "do you wear wigs? will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs?" energy to the spanish 101 group activity
March 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I bring a sort of "do you wear wigs? will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs?" energy to the spanish 101 group activity
I think I should get extra points for being funny.
February 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think I should get extra points for being funny.
You see this landscaping rock perfectly wedged in front of my tire? This is what they call Intelligent Design.
February 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You see this landscaping rock perfectly wedged in front of my tire? This is what they call Intelligent Design.
it appears that no one is mad at me, which is a plus
February 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
it appears that no one is mad at me, which is a plus
Rule number one: read the instructions.
Rule number two: remember what the instructions said.
Rule number three: probably do the homework before the adhd meds have worn off.
Rule number two: remember what the instructions said.
Rule number three: probably do the homework before the adhd meds have worn off.
January 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Rule number one: read the instructions.
Rule number two: remember what the instructions said.
Rule number three: probably do the homework before the adhd meds have worn off.
Rule number two: remember what the instructions said.
Rule number three: probably do the homework before the adhd meds have worn off.
